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schadeaux
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

What did cured ham actually have?

If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

Can you blow a balloon up under water?

Can crop circles be square?

How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

Why are there black lines on a basketball?

Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?

Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??

Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?

Can a person choke and die on a life savor?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?

Why is the St. Louis baseball team the Cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?

How many of you tried to look up "gullible" in the dictionary?

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Jasu
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Feb 11 2004, 08:46 PM)
When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

I sure hope so.
Mentalcase
QUOTE (Jasu @ Feb 11 2004, 06:22 PM)
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Feb 11 2004, 08:46 PM)
When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

I sure hope so.

yeah me too.
Ancient World Wonders
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Can a person choke and die on a life savor?


I couldn't stop laughing with this one. laugh.gif
<bleeding_heart>
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Why do people who don?t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?


laugh.gif Like that one!
sarkypi
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Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?



Did not know that....learn something new everyday....
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