* "I am Kirby of Borg. You will be assimilated by my swallowing powers. Resistance is futile, so now I will swallow you and get your powers."
* "I am Lyndsay Lohan of Borg. I can't be a whore anymore. Apparently PMSing at the tabloids is futile."
* "I am your mom of Borg. OH SNAP!!!!11!
*"I am Bender the robot. As you all should know I am part of the borg because, I, Bender am too awesome to be anything less than a collective."
*"We are Microsoft of Borg. Windows encountered a problem whilst assimilating you, click below to send us an error report."
*"I am Tony Blair of Borg. My government believes in Assimilation, annihilation, and Assassination. We are tough on Resistance, and tough on the causes of Resistance."
*"We are the repeating Borg. We repeat ourselves. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated.
*"I am George Bush of Borg. Do not misunderestimate us."
*"I am G-Red. I am a cyborg, and coincidentally, also of borg. Feel my assimilation!"
*"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
*"I am Neo of Borg. Do not resist. That is futile. Instead...only try to realize the truth...there is no resistance."
*"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
*"Hi, it's a-me, Mario of Borg! You will be jumped on - um, assimilated! Resistance is futile!"
* "I am 1335 L4mz0r of Borg. We will assimilate the myriad ways of m1n1ng 4 f1sh, then assimilate you."
* "I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..... oooH! Doughnuts!"
* "I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."
* "I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."
* "My name a Borat Sagdiyev of the Borg. I catch the nanoprobes on "Feast of Shurik" from when I make Assimilation with my Sister! Very nice!"
* "I am Strong Bad of Borg. DELETED!!!. . .I mean, ASSIMILATED!!!"
* "I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it".
* "I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch."
* "Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."
* "I am Vanna White of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_."
* "I am Alex Trebek of Borg. You will be assimilated in the form of a question."
* "I am n00b of Borg. You will laugh at our pitiful attempts to assimilate you."
* "I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun."
* "I, am, Kirk, of, Borg, I, will, assimilate, you."
* "We are Walmart of Borg. You will be assimilated at low, low prices!"
* "Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelevant!""
* "Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."
* "I am Mr. Rogers of Borg, can you say assimilate?"
* "I am dyslexia of Gorb. Your ass will be laminated."
* "I am Darth Vader of Borg. I am your father. And your mother. And your uncle's college roomate. And your brother's 4th grade homeroom teacher. Resistance is futile."
* "I am Angus MacGyver of Borg. I will assimilate you using nothing but a wire coathanger, a teaspoon, a gun with no bullets in it, some glue and this shoelace. Resistance is futile.
* "We are Zerg of Borg. Prepare to be zerg rushed then assimilated. Resistance is futile. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE..."
* "I am Doctor McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an assimilator!"
* "I am Bjorn of Borg. You will lose this match. Resistance is futile."
* "We are the Smurfs. Resistance is smurf. You will be smurfed."
* "We are Interpol of Borg. You will be interpolated."
* "I am Shakespeare of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated, resistance is futile."
* "I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You will be approximated."
* "I am Smith of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is inevitable."
* "I am Green Giant of Borg. You will be assimilated into quality vegetables."
* "I am Ronald McDonald of Borg. Your happy meal will assimilate you for me."
* "I am IKEA of Borg. You will be assimilated, tagged, stored and given a manual."
* "I am the doctor of Borg, This isn't part of my programming; I'm a Doctor, Not an assimilator"
* "I am Mewtwo of Borg, The greatest Pokemon on earth, and I will assimilate all who oppose me; Humans and Pokemon alike. Resistance is Futile!"
* "I am Frodo of Borg. Your individuality will be assimilated in the fires of Mount Doom. You will be ringwraithed. Resistance is futile."
* "I am CATS of Borg. All your base is assimilated by us. Resistance is futile make your time."
* "I am Chuck Norris of Borg. You will be roundhouse-assimilated. Resistance is futile."
* "Look... at me. I am, William... Shatner, of Borg. Any, resistance, will be, futile."
* "We are Uncyclopedia of Borg. Wikipedia is futile. Jimbo Wales will be assimilated."
* "I am Pedant of Borg. You will be assimilated, unless of course you are plucky, heroic and display uncommon ingenuity, or are a member of Species 8472, or are a major character in either Voyager or TNG with quite a bit of your contract left to run. Besides which, Assimilation is no guarantee that you won't be un-assimilated later on. Likewise it's probably a bit of a stretch to say "Resistance is Futile", although statistically it will be true in the majority of cases. So, basically, if you're a hot blonde like Seven of Nine, ignore all this stuff about assimilation and resistance. However, if you are someone whom nobody cares about, I do hope you like cybernetic implants!!"
* "We are the repeating Borg. We repeat ourselves. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated.
* "Easy now, rude-boy! I iz Ali G of Borg, and I iz a-hassilimate you into da Borg Massiv. Booyakasha!"
* "We are the King of All Cosmos of Borg. Hold on a minute. What is this assimilation? If we made this assimilation, we would have made it larger and more colourful. Really, the Prince needs to learn more about this assimilation. How about assimilating a Katamari this wide in this much time? Assimilate with your whole heart, Prince! ROYAL RAINBOW! Resistance is Futile.
* "We are the Spanish Inquisition of Borg! We have just one thing to say: Resistance is Futile! You will be Assimi - we have two things to say: Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated! Otherwise you will be destr - we have three things, three things to say: Resistance is Futile, you will be assimilated, otherwise you will be destroyed by our massive fire-power. Your lives and your cultures will become part of our Collect- four things! Four things to say! I'll go out and come in again, shall I?"
* "My name is Inigo Montoya of Borg. You killed my father. Prepare to be assimilated."
* "Dja mon, I am Bob Marley of dem Borgs, mon! Resisting dem weeds is futile, now, an' prepare for assmmimilation! ::puff puff::"
* "I am daaaalek borg. Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilaaaaaaaate (...)"
* "Elmo is Elmo of borg, you will tickle... um, be assimilated. But first,how about a hug?"
* "We are the borg, and you have been chosen to play on Who wants to be an assimalater?. Answer 15 consecutive questions and win a chance to design the next method of assimalation!"
* "Uh, I am Grodd of Borg. Uh, I will execute plan 66 to assimilate you. Uh, resistance is uh, futile."
* "I am Leeroy of Borg. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNKINNNNNS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL AAAAAASSSIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
* "I Borg BB. Miniluv remark assimilation doubleplusgood. Resistance crimethink."
* "I am toadstool of borg. Sorry borg, but the borg queen is in another borg cube"
* "I am Microsoft Windows of Borg. Prepare to bought out and assimilated. All ipods will be destroyed, and google will never work again. Resistance is futile."
* "I am Pokey of Borg. You will be assimilated, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety. Resistance is Futile."
* "I am Jehova's Witness of Borg... You will be saved! You will be Assimilated! The end of the World is nigh, so you will be Assimilated!"
* "I am SPARTAN 117 of borg, I will kick your ass and assimilate what is left."
* "I am SPAAARRRTAAAA of borg, you will DINE in HELLLLL and be ASSIMILATEDD!!! RESISTANCE... IS USELESS! Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
* "I am George W. Bush of Borg, you will be "liberated", opinions are futile."
* "| @m 1337 pwn3r 0f b0rg, j00 wi|| b3 pwnt/@$$imil@t3d."
* "I am Draco Malfoy of Borg. You'll Be Assimilated next.. You MUDBLOODS!!!!"
* "I am Steve Jobs of Borg. Microsoft is irrelevant. iResistance is futile. You will be iSimilated."
* "I am Flavor Flav of Borg! FLAVOR FLAAAAV!!!! (Translation: You will be assimilated, Resistance is futile)"
* "Bluh blah Rabbid bluh ba Borg. Bluh bluh bah blah buh assimilated. Resistance blah buh bluh buh ba! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
* "We are Windows Vista of Borg. You will be.... computer is shutting down."
* "We are British of Borg. Would you like a cup of tea with your assimilation?"
* "I am Borg of Borg. You will be assimilated, then assimilated."
* "We are Norton Antivirus of Borg. We were unable to prevent a virus that occurred during assimilation."
* "We are public transport of Borg. Please expect severe delays whilst waiting to be assimilated"
* "We are Satellite Navigation of Borg. Turn left at the next power node to be assimilated.
* "I am Buzz Lightyear of Borg. To infinity and assimilation!"
* "We are the NHS of Borg.We are sorry for the delay, we will contact you when you are due for assimilation."
* "We are double yellow lines of Borg, park on us and your car will be assimilated"
* "We are the Valenta Veg of Borg. We will get all of the valentas and assimilate them!"
* "We are MS-DOS of Borg. Would you care to (A)Assimilate, (B)Resist, or ©Quit?"
* "We are MotoRAZR of Borg. You will be assimilated. Memory space is futile."
* "We are South Park of Borg. We will assimilate Kenny."
* "We are the IRS of Borg. You should receive your assimilation in 6 to 8 weeks."
* "I AM THE INTIMIDATING OF BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED OR ELSE!"
* "I am Jeremy Clarkson of Borg. Some say nanoprobes are injected into your body. Some say resistance is futile. All we know is, it's called assimilation."
* "We are Mormons of the Borg. You will be assimilated... After we take a few minutes to share our religion with you."
* "We are Soulja Borg. Yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu will be assimilated, ho."
* "AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!"
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