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<bleeding_heart>
The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
Talon
sick


one thing though, calling the USSR Russia is not correct, as Russia was only one member state of the USSR (although certainly the largest and most dominant one), it would be like calling the US Florida.
<bleeding_heart>
Thank you Talon S. I however am fully aware of that as I did pass Mordern World History, but I did just copy and paste what I considered to be a funny joke.
joc
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one thing though, calling the USSR Russia is not correct, as Russia was only one member state of the USSR (although certainly the largest and most dominant one), it would be like calling the US Florida.


Oh My God!! And you have the balls to tell me I don't know anything about
politics?! This is funnier than the joke and I lmao at the joke! laugh.gif

Okay...ahem...you are ...uh...technically correct...the USSR was made up of
more than one country.....But let's face it bub, The USSR was Russia!
The U stands for United....They were united alright...by the power of the mighty red army!

Russia was only one member state? As though the other members actually WANTED to be
member states! Afganistan would have been a member state too, except
that the red army couldn't take them....

Thanks for the humoric response....made my day! w00t.gif
Fluffybunny
That was a great joke, thanks for posting it.
Seraphina
*decided that, between her, Bleeding Heart, and Fluffy, there should be three posts that are either relevant, or intelligent tongue.gif*

Nice one dude thumbsup.gif laugh.gif
joc
*apparently needs a tag-team match to take on joc* cool.gif laugh.gif
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