I had to snicker at the pet product tasting, I thought I was the only person that ever did that for their dogs

He is right though, if I don't like it why would I give it to my dogs as a treat?

This really killed me:
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Dear Sir or Madam:
I'm going to be honest with you. I am a poor slob who drives a bike. Not a motorcycle – a bicycle. Please send me a BMW keychain, so I can at least pretend to have some class when I'm around people. Thank you in advance,
Tom Locke, self-esteem enthusiast
And yet they still sent him a keychain for it