A business man speeding along a road in a hurry to get home smashs into a little old ladys car. The women distraught cant stop shaking, the business man instinctively gets her out of the car and offers her a sip of brandy from a flask he keeps in the boot to calm her nerves. The Police turn up and ask what happened the business man replies "Have you smelt her f----- breath."

he's gunna burn in hell for that one