Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and
are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold,I began to get warm and sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,so I came
home early to catch him in the act, But instead I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: so what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack
and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -
we'd both still be alive.

Good one!