A school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to
use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm,
and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you
to use the word 'fascinate'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to
See Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I
want the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with
ten buttons, but her boobs were so big, she can only
fasten eight."

The teacher cried.

Bless

should get a bigger top then