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Owlscrying
Stoil Panayotov, a Bulgarian farmer, exchanged his third wife with Elena the eight-year-old goat at a livestock market in March - because she couldn't provide him with a child.

The extraordinary deal was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv, central Bulgaria.

The day before a friend told me that he has had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife," says the 54-year-old. "The deal was reached when my wife gave her approval.

"The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none.

"So this deal was more profitable to the goat owner, I got a second-hand goat and he got a brand new wife."
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chemical-licker
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goalienan
The goat had three kids, the wife none.....I can only imagine what's next......... blink.gif
SirRedeye
kids that look like my avatar....... ohmy.gif
Pavot
QUOTE (Owlscrying @ Apr 11 2008, 06:41 PM) *
Stoil Panayotov, a Bulgarian farmer, exchanged his third wife with Elena the eight-year-old goat at a livestock market in March - because she couldn't provide him with a child.

The extraordinary deal was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv, central Bulgaria.

The day before a friend told me that he has had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife," says the 54-year-old. "The deal was reached when my wife gave her approval.

"The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none.

"So this deal was more profitable to the goat owner, I got a second-hand goat and he got a brand new wife."
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Yah well if the situation was in reverse now... I could only wonder what the poor woman would have traded his sorry ARS in for!, say maybe a good brick of dark Chocolate, and good bottle of wine a good book to get lost in...and a someone in her life that cares and will Love her and treat her right for the hearted Woman she is...I hope his Miss Scarlet...Goat doesn’t up and leave his sorry ARS for someone better disgust.gif …Fleetwood Mac……Dreams


Fleetwood Mac:


Now here you go again
You say you want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down
It's only right that you should
Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat, drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
what you had, And what you lost
And what you had, And what you lost

Chorus:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
They say, women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know

Now here I go again, I see the crystal visions
I keep my visions to myself
It's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams and
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
Dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat, drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
what you had, And what you lost
And what you had, oh what you lost

Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know

oh Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
They say, women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
You will know
oh oh oh you'll know

….Good Karma…Pavot
kenshinx
so.... this farmer really having kids with the goat?
Sporkling
If I were the wife, before agreeing, I would slap him a hundred times and let the people at the market see the marks.
Mademoiselle
Now he can have kids with his goat . Pathetic ...

Hope this is somehow not true .
Jaguat
Maybe if the wife had've acted the goat.........lol
Affliction
The goat obviously had a more appealing rack.

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SoulFire

omg - that's terrible. he would have had to atleast throw some chickens or something in with the deal to get mine.
grither
I laughed when I saw this. Goats are that awesome lol.
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