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cpjason
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then hit the link

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crtbud
Hahaha, nice
Clovis
lolz!!!111

I can see how that might get you in trouble though.
goalienan
It's too bad that your ass would be off the plane in no time....... laugh.gif
SirRedeye
does anyone know what the script says?
Legatus Legionis
QUOTE (cpjason @ Apr 12 2008, 03:21 AM) *
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then hit the link

click

LOL! Hmm.. seeing that gives me some out of the world idea!
iDontKnowOfficer
Hehe
Yorgmiester
That's awesome.
__Kratos__
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Holy crap... I can't breath laugh.gif
electrolyticman
lol thumbup.gif
EmpressStarXVII
QUOTE (SirRedeye @ Apr 11 2008, 03:31 PM) *
does anyone know what the script says?


The letters change form when they are at the beginning, middle, and end of the word which these are not. It doesn't really sound like anything to me.

Cute though, don't think I'd be brave enough to do that lol.
Kerkido
OMG! I'd hate to be the irritating guy! I would panic my ass off, would actually reach over to that guy's laptop and try to reverse the timer! Not to mention yelling uncontrollaby to everyone else to put hide under their chairs crying.gif
But it's hilariously funny nonetheless happy.gif
Lilith Incarnate
lmao i loved that! gave me a good giggle, but yes not something i would try on an airplane though, i dont want to get bashed, thrown in the toilet then arrested.... gunsmilie.gif dontgetit.gif ph34r.gif blink.gif
silverracerkh2005
QUOTE (darrkmoonbride @ May 10 2008, 06:54 PM) *
lmao i loved that! gave me a good giggle, but yes not something i would try on an airplane though, i dont want to get bashed, thrown in the toilet then arrested.... gunsmilie.gif dontgetit.gif ph34r.gif blink.gif

omg,lmao thats awesome!!!!!!
SquiggleVonNoodle
Now we just need something to scare the little brats that sit on the seat behind you and always kick your chair and scream.
Sporkling
Hahahaha. On a plane, thats gonna get you in quick trouble.
Bella-Angelique
QUOTE (EmpressStarXVII @ May 9 2008, 08:06 PM) *
Cute though, don't think I'd be brave enough to do that lol.


Take a face mask with you on every trip then.
If things get horrible then you can sneeze, apologize, and state that you hoped you did not pick up anything weird in Korea as you pop it on.
After that pant a lot and check pulse frequently until they request another seat or you are given a different one.
silverracerkh2005
QUOTE (Bella-Angelique @ May 13 2008, 08:04 AM) *
Take a face mask with you on every trip then.
If things get horrible then you can sneeze, apologize, and state that you hoped you did not pick up anything weird in Korea as you pop it on.
After that pant a lot and check pulse frequently until they request another seat or you are given a different one.

lmao,thats good too.
Sporkling
Well for the irrating guy, I have a trick too. First, you pack creamed corn in a bag, after a while, begin to pretend to vomit, pretend to look better, then grab a spoon and scoop the corn in your mouth. Smile, show those pearly whites, showing him the full contents of the delicious corn. I think he'll even willingly sit in the toliet.
Dan89
That's awesome, until you get handcuffed. tongue.gif
Camozotz
HAHA! Good one! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
GabrielArkAngel
OMG LMAO!!! I couldnt stop laughing at the first one! Bella's is awesome too! Good job spork! wish i thought of it...
BiffSplitkins
Another way of handeling the jerk... two words...

Constant Flatulance tongue.gif

Finsup22
QUOTE (BiffSplitkins @ May 20 2008, 12:20 PM) *
Constant Flatulance tongue.gif


ohmy.gif HEY, Thats my porn name!!!!!!! tongue.gif
The Frog
QUOTE (SirRedeye @ Apr 11 2008, 08:31 PM) *
does anyone know what the script says?


ldabut nmala tawq na tydsum

It's almost Welsh. grin2.gif
mollybones
rofl.gif
Blind Atrocity
Hmm... I wonder what would happen if I pulled that stunt at home... I mean, you never really can tell can you?
Jkimbo
QUOTE (cpjason @ Apr 11 2008, 08:21 PM) *
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then hit the link

click


Sorry I don't find this funny at all for many reasons which should be obvious to any sane person. To joke about such a thing is childish and in bad taste.

Let me tell you what i would do if I was sitting next to some one that did that. I would take his laptop and smash it over his stupid head, now that i find funny.
silverracerkh2005
QUOTE (Jkimbo @ May 25 2008, 09:12 PM) *
Sorry I don't find this funny at all for many reasons which should be obvious to any sane person. To joke about such a thing is childish and in bad taste.

Let me tell you what i would do if I was sitting next to some one that did that. I would take his laptop and smash it over his stupid head, now that i find funny.

i find the original thing funny,but you sir are not funny.
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