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New Orleans - (AP) - Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti looked down at the litter of empty oyster shells in front of him and savored the sweet taste of victory.

The Acme World Oyster Eating championship belt - leather, with a silver dish featuring an oyster on the half-shell - hung on Bertoletti's skinny hips. The 22-year-old Chicago resident took the title Saturday by slurping 35 dozen of the big bivalves in eight minutes.

"I could probably do a couple dozen more, especially if they were charbroiled," said Bertoletti, who holds the endurance oyster-eating record, having downed 53 1/2 dozen in 2007 before calling it quits. "Although they're great raw."

Many of the competitors wore gloves to handle the shells; all carried several bottles of water, cold drinks or beer to help them keep their mouths and throats lubricated.

Rules for the oyster tournament forced contestants to use forks, not lift the shells to their mouth, and to finish all the oysters from a tray before starting a new one.
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goalienan
Wow, some contest....Some people I know can't even look at them, never mind eating them....Me, I love them, but six is enough original.gif
Robert1
I could never compete in a oyster eating contest. I think raw oysters
taste like snot.
kenshinx
slrppp..........slurppppppp...slrp.....
xCrimsonx
QUOTE (Robert1 @ Apr 14 2008, 02:27 AM) *
I could never compete in a oyster eating contest. I think raw oysters
taste like snot.


Ditto! Everyone knows how it feels when youve drunk to much water, Imagine getting up and going for a stroll after eating oysters like that guy.
"You'd feel like a giant nose and sinus with an oyster obstruction". Aint that just lovely.
I'd soon lubricate my mouth no problem if you passed something like that to me, yukkie! no.gif
SilverGloss
QUOTE (xCrimsonx @ Apr 13 2008, 07:43 PM) *
Ditto! Everyone knows how it feels when youve drunk to much water, Imagine getting up and going for a stroll after eating oysters like that guy.
"You'd feel like a giant nose and sinus with an oyster obstruction". Aint that just lovely.
I'd soon lubricate my mouth no problem if you passed something like that to me, yukkie! no.gif


Yea I hate when people eat those in front of me uhhh.... Yea and thanks for grossing me out lol,I'll get over it. happy.gif
Quill
Oysters Rockefeller = <3
Jaguat
I hope his missus was the beneficiary of his eating that many oysters lol. She wouldn't have been able to walk the next day lol
SoulFire
QUOTE (Jaguat @ Apr 14 2008, 10:31 AM) *
I hope his missus was the beneficiary of his eating that many oysters lol. She wouldn't have been able to walk the next day lol


that's what i was thinking. eating all those oysters would be like a big dose of ****** wouldn't it?
Jaguat
QUOTE (SoulFire @ Apr 15 2008, 07:15 AM) *
that's what i was thinking. eating all those oysters would be like a big dose of ****** wouldn't it?


Aphrodisiac is the word I think you are searching for. And I still pity his partner.......lol.
chemical-licker
eeeewwwwwwww bounce.gif snot balls
Sporkling
Oh my I thought too many oysters are bad for you.
SoulFire
QUOTE (Jaguat @ Apr 15 2008, 10:28 AM) *
Aphrodisiac is the word I think you are searching for. And I still pity his partner.......lol.


i wasn't searching for a word, this site editided it out for some reason laugh.gif .
crtDzyn
I wonder what he listens to while he pounds down those oysters huh.gif

bogcreeper
that translates (digests) into 420 pearls in the potty. That is one expensive dump!!! yes.gif
SoulFire
QUOTE (bogcreeper @ Apr 15 2008, 03:22 PM) *
that translates (digests) into 420 pearls in the potty. That is one expensive dump!!! yes.gif


laugh.gif good one
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