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vampira_pandora
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqpEpnNDoK4...feature=related

Guess what... you thought the jerry springer show is bad these days well see this creep!
dkkjf68
Gosh, he looks like the real deal-eh? hmm.gif I wonder if he is single. haha wacko.gif His poor parents must be mortified!!!!!
The Maharaja
Jerry Springer and truth now thats a funny concept
zandel
that is an affront to vampire culture! lol he's kinda.... loopy isnt he? then again Jerry Springer is completely scripted. I like the idea htough. That would have been a fun episode to play the vampire!!!! hahahaha
InHuman
I feel stupider after watching that..
Incorrigible1
Everything on the Springer show is absolutely real and factual.
zandel
lol Incorrigible1. that's like saying HBO wrestling is completely real and fatctual. Oh and that Mulder and Scully are really working on the x files as we speak. Hehehehe. i actualy had a friend once who played a Pimp on an episode of Jerry Springer.
Heartagram3200
Dude, he's on the Jerry springer Show...

Need I say more?
DarkSide
QUOTE (InHuman @ Apr 18 2008, 07:25 PM) *
I feel stupider after watching that..



Ha Ha... oh wow. You don't know how much I agree with you on that.
zandel
Oh by the way, New member! Hi everyone. and i would just like to say, i feel a great deal more stupid after watching any Jerry Springer episode tongue.gif
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (zandel @ Apr 18 2008, 08:53 PM) *
lol Incorrigible1. that's like saying HBO wrestling is completely real and fatctual. Oh and that Mulder and Scully are really working on the x files as we speak. Hehehehe. i actualy had a friend once who played a Pimp on an episode of Jerry Springer.

One might learn when to don their sarcasm goggles..........
zandel
hehee incourrigible. put yer own glasses on tongue.gif sarcasm is everywhere! even where you least expect it *plays dramatic music for emphasis*
Blind Atrocity
Jerry Springer and Vampires? I don't think I'll even waste the time to watch the video. Wow.
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Blind Atrocity @ Apr 18 2008, 10:45 PM) *
Jerry Springer and Vampires? I don't think I'll even waste the time to watch the video. Wow.

Indeed. Honestly, I rarely spend the time to watch any posted vids.
supervike
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Apr 18 2008, 11:00 PM) *
Indeed. Honestly, I rarely spend the time to watch any posted vids.



No kidding. Topics on this board are getting stupider by the post.
xCrimsonx
How would ya be.... Like if someone was 'Really' a so called vampire, as if they'd go on Jerry Springer.
Drink your blood, do what ya do but... could you want to take your 'behind closed doors crap' on television.

Yay, Im a Vampire and Im gunna tell everyone about it. wacko.gif

I think this kid needs a job, get out of the house, wear long sleves if ya have to.
Over a period of time he's going to find himself getting quite ill. The sun has natural vitamins that we need. Basically he's "cutting" himself sort a of lengthy life time.
LightningMunk
i say we treat this guy seriously as a vampire, a huge threat to society, and freakin bring in Blade to deal with him tongue.gif
InHuman
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 18 2008, 09:50 PM) *
i say we treat this guy seriously as a vampire, a huge threat to society, and freakin bring in Blade to deal with him tongue.gif


OH hell yes....

Wesly Snipes needs the work pretty bad.. and we need to make the world an itsy bit smarter... its a win-win...
xCrimsonx
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 19 2008, 02:20 PM) *
i say we treat this guy seriously as a vampire, a huge threat to society, and freakin bring in Blade to deal with him tongue.gif


That'll get him eating his greens again. If one was to set that up and trully frighened him good and proper I dare say he's going to need a good ol natural human poop.

"muah ah ah ah"

LightningMunk
haha just imagine that though, jerry be like "well we can't have you stalking around at night and preying on innocent humans, so we've gotten someone to *eliminate* that possibility", bring in guy who looks like Blade, then we'll see how soon he sticks with his vampire story tongue.gif

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InHuman
Bring in Jessica Biel to...

just cause...
LightningMunk
*sigh* if you must
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xCrimsonx
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 19 2008, 02:31 PM) *
haha just imagine that though, jerry be like "well we can't have you stalking around at night and preying on innocent humans, so we've gotten someone to *eliminate* that possibility", bring in guy who looks like Blade, then we'll see how soon he sticks with his vampire story tongue.gif

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Hot pic of Wes.

QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 19 2008, 02:46 PM) *
*sigh* if you must
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Hot pic of Jess.

OMG Ryan. *droolz and faints*

Ryan Reynolds

GabrielArkAngel
Trailer Trash Vampires... Duuuuuuuudeeeeeee......
Incorrigible1
I pray to the vampire lord to return to life as a rigging strap on Jessica Biel.
Heartagram3200
No no no!
Bring in...
BUFFY!
Mia Camille
as if anything was real on Jerry Springer....
xCrimsonx
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Apr 19 2008, 04:57 PM) *
I pray to the vampire lord to return to life as a rigging strap on Jessica Biel.


ohmy.gif lol

Do behave coz somewill strap you massively if your not carefull. lol
Awesome come back though. "tee,hee"

*screams and faint again*

Yes young people should be getting a job so they have the means to obtain a Vampric wife so they can lead Vampric lives together, behind closed Vampric doors and have little Vampric kiddies.
As lond as this guys leads his narsasistic Vampric life he'll probably spend most of his uneventful Vampric days in his poor excuse for a Vampire coffin.

"Anyways my coffin is better than his". lol wacko.gif


Dragon Seeker
QUOTE (The Maharaja @ Apr 19 2008, 02:12 AM) *
Jerry Springer and truth now thats a funny concept

hehe


QUOTE (InHuman @ Apr 19 2008, 02:25 AM) *
I feel stupider after watching that..

same here

QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Apr 19 2008, 02:42 AM) *
Everything on the Springer show is absolutely real and factual.


LOL

QUOTE (Heartagram3200 @ Apr 19 2008, 02:55 AM) *
Dude, he's on the Jerry springer Show...

Need I say more?

not really

K this kid, has issues lots of issues
Rosewin
This reminds me of the really bad roleplayers who play vampire characters.
Dragon Seeker
Ya me too, also i think this kid is nuts
Tia
That was a waste of 5minutes of my life.
XSAS
Absolutely ridiculous... and like many topics, it does not deserve to be here in the crypto section.
Blueguardian
Still that was an interesting video, i would have liked to see the whole episode, its interesting to hear what people have to say.
Elite
my guess is hes mentally ill
Heartagram3200
Hahaha
This is again, one of the few threads on here, that everyone agrees on...
That this is crap...
Lol
I think that decision is unanamous...
Dragon Seeker
personally i agree with XSAS this doesnt really need to be here, the kid is mentally ill and has allot of dental problems and that is really all there is too it

also i agree with Tia, that wasted 5 minutes of my life
Light'sShadow
Jerry Springer...and vampires. *chuckles* What is our world becoming? *feels sympathy for idiots*
DarkCaptain
QUOTE (StagnantTempest @ Apr 20 2008, 05:18 PM) *
Jerry Springer...and vampires. *chuckles* What is our world becoming? *feels sympathy for idiots*


pfft dont feel sorry for them, thats exactly what they want. they are attention seekers. it cant be helped, just ignore them
Heartagram3200
We can ignore them...

Or, we can mock them insanely!


I like the second choice... grin2.gif
The Maharaja
QUOTE (Heartagram3200 @ Apr 20 2008, 11:07 PM) *
We can ignore them...

Or, we can mock them insanely!


I like the second choice... grin2.gif

I,ll second that grin2.gif (pauses for groans)
Dragon Seeker
QUOTE (Heartagram3200 @ Apr 20 2008, 10:07 PM) *
We can ignore them...

Or, we can mock them insanely!


I like the second choice... grin2.gif



You know i've been called insane and crazy, soo... o what the hell it'll be fun i agree with The Maharaja except i'll third the choice (doesn't pause for groans from idiots just laughs at then)
The Maharaja
oo nice third opion dude, remmember your not crazy its just that everybody else is eccessively normal w00t.gif
Dragon Seeker
QUOTE (The Maharaja @ Apr 20 2008, 10:51 PM) *
oo nice third opion dude, remmember your not crazy its just that everybody else is eccessively normal w00t.gif

thumbsup.gif you got it
itsnotoutthere
What a sad tw*t
muddpuppy
Nice K-9s!!!
SoulFire
laugh.gif LOL - the chick in my sig would kick his a$$.
louie
Of course he is not real. the idiot thinks vampires must travel around in coffins, he obvously hasent done his home work, the coffin idea is a hollywood one.
Quill
He's not a vampire, real vampires dress so much better than that.
xCrimsonx
QUOTE (Quill @ Apr 22 2008, 12:32 AM) *
He's not a vampire, real vampires dress so much better than that.


"And yeah if you gunna make an entrance you'd thing he'd be dolled up heaps cooler that the rags he was wearing".
LOL. All you guys crack me up!

I laughed so much my fangs hurt!!!! grin2.gif laugh.gif

Keep em comming!!!!!!

This guy should stick to roll playing on line, then he cant blind people with his ignorance, attention seeking stupidity.


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