vampira_pandora
Apr 19 2008, 12:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqpEpnNDoK4...feature=relatedGuess what... you thought the jerry springer show is bad these days well see this creep!
dkkjf68
Apr 19 2008, 12:54 AM
Gosh, he looks like the real deal-eh?

I wonder if he is single. haha

His poor parents must be mortified!!!!!
The Maharaja
Apr 19 2008, 01:12 AM
Jerry Springer and truth now thats a funny concept
zandel
Apr 19 2008, 01:21 AM
that is an affront to vampire culture! lol he's kinda.... loopy isnt he? then again Jerry Springer is completely scripted. I like the idea htough. That would have been a fun episode to play the vampire!!!! hahahaha
InHuman
Apr 19 2008, 01:25 AM
I feel stupider after watching that..
Incorrigible1
Apr 19 2008, 01:42 AM
Everything on the Springer show is absolutely real and factual.
zandel
Apr 19 2008, 01:53 AM
lol Incorrigible1. that's like saying HBO wrestling is completely real and fatctual. Oh and that Mulder and Scully are really working on the x files as we speak. Hehehehe. i actualy had a friend once who played a Pimp on an episode of Jerry Springer.
Heartagram3200
Apr 19 2008, 01:55 AM
Dude, he's on the Jerry springer Show...
Need I say more?
DarkSide
Apr 19 2008, 02:16 AM
QUOTE (InHuman @ Apr 18 2008, 07:25 PM)

I feel stupider after watching that..
Ha Ha... oh wow. You don't know how much I agree with you on that.
zandel
Apr 19 2008, 02:32 AM
Oh by the way, New member! Hi everyone. and i would just like to say, i feel a great deal more stupid after watching any Jerry Springer episode
Incorrigible1
Apr 19 2008, 02:47 AM
QUOTE (zandel @ Apr 18 2008, 08:53 PM)

lol Incorrigible1. that's like saying HBO wrestling is completely real and fatctual. Oh and that Mulder and Scully are really working on the x files as we speak. Hehehehe. i actualy had a friend once who played a Pimp on an episode of Jerry Springer.
One might learn when to don their sarcasm goggles..........
zandel
Apr 19 2008, 02:51 AM
hehee incourrigible. put yer own glasses on

sarcasm is everywhere! even where you least expect it *plays dramatic music for emphasis*
Blind Atrocity
Apr 19 2008, 03:45 AM
Jerry Springer and Vampires? I don't think I'll even waste the time to watch the video. Wow.
Incorrigible1
Apr 19 2008, 04:00 AM
QUOTE (Blind Atrocity @ Apr 18 2008, 10:45 PM)

Jerry Springer and Vampires? I don't think I'll even waste the time to watch the video. Wow.
Indeed. Honestly, I rarely spend the time to watch
any posted vids.
supervike
Apr 19 2008, 04:22 AM
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Apr 18 2008, 11:00 PM)

Indeed. Honestly, I rarely spend the time to watch any posted vids.
No kidding. Topics on this board are getting stupider by the post.
xCrimsonx
Apr 19 2008, 04:33 AM
How would ya be.... Like if someone was 'Really' a so called vampire, as if they'd go on Jerry Springer.
Drink your blood, do what ya do but... could you want to take your 'behind closed doors crap' on television.
Yay, Im a Vampire and Im gunna tell everyone about it.
I think this kid needs a job, get out of the house, wear long sleves if ya have to.
Over a period of time he's going to find himself getting quite ill. The sun has natural vitamins that we need. Basically he's "cutting" himself sort a of lengthy life time.
LightningMunk
Apr 19 2008, 04:50 AM
i say we treat this guy seriously as a vampire, a huge threat to society, and freakin bring in Blade to deal with him
InHuman
Apr 19 2008, 04:56 AM
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 18 2008, 09:50 PM)

i say we treat this guy seriously as a vampire, a huge threat to society, and freakin bring in Blade to deal with him

OH hell yes....
Wesly Snipes needs the work pretty bad.. and we need to make the world an itsy bit smarter... its a win-win...
xCrimsonx
Apr 19 2008, 04:57 AM
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 19 2008, 02:20 PM)

i say we treat this guy seriously as a vampire, a huge threat to society, and freakin bring in Blade to deal with him

That'll get him eating his greens again. If one was to set that up and trully frighened him good and proper I dare say he's going to need a good ol natural human poop.
"muah ah ah ah"
LightningMunk
Apr 19 2008, 05:01 AM
haha just imagine that though, jerry be like "well we can't have you stalking around at night and preying on innocent humans, so we've gotten someone to *eliminate* that possibility", bring in guy who looks like Blade, then we'll see how soon he sticks with his vampire story

InHuman
Apr 19 2008, 05:04 AM
Bring in Jessica Biel to...
just cause...
LightningMunk
Apr 19 2008, 05:16 AM
*sigh* if you must
xCrimsonx
Apr 19 2008, 06:07 AM
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 19 2008, 02:31 PM)

haha just imagine that though, jerry be like "well we can't have you stalking around at night and preying on innocent humans, so we've gotten someone to *eliminate* that possibility", bring in guy who looks like Blade, then we'll see how soon he sticks with his vampire story


Hot pic of Wes.
QUOTE (LightningMunk @ Apr 19 2008, 02:46 PM)

*sigh* if you must

Hot pic of Jess.
OMG Ryan. *droolz and faints*
Ryan Reynolds
GabrielArkAngel
Apr 19 2008, 06:11 AM
Trailer Trash Vampires... Duuuuuuuudeeeeeee......
Incorrigible1
Apr 19 2008, 07:27 AM
I pray to the vampire lord to return to life as a rigging strap on Jessica Biel.
Heartagram3200
Apr 20 2008, 12:38 AM
No no no!
Bring in...
BUFFY!
Mia Camille
Apr 20 2008, 12:40 AM
as if anything was real on Jerry Springer....
xCrimsonx
Apr 20 2008, 12:47 AM
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Apr 19 2008, 04:57 PM)

I pray to the vampire lord to return to life as a rigging strap on Jessica Biel.

lol
Do behave coz somewill strap you massively if your not carefull. lol
Awesome come back though. "tee,hee"
*screams and faint again*
Yes young people should be getting a job so they have the means to obtain a Vampric wife so they can lead Vampric lives together, behind closed Vampric doors and have little Vampric kiddies.
As lond as this guys leads his narsasistic Vampric life he'll probably spend most of his uneventful Vampric days in his poor excuse for a Vampire coffin.
"Anyways my coffin is better than his". lol
Dragon Seeker
Apr 20 2008, 07:28 AM
QUOTE (The Maharaja @ Apr 19 2008, 02:12 AM)

Jerry Springer and truth now thats a funny concept
hehe
QUOTE (InHuman @ Apr 19 2008, 02:25 AM)

I feel stupider after watching that..
same here
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Apr 19 2008, 02:42 AM)

Everything on the Springer show is absolutely real and factual.
LOL
QUOTE (Heartagram3200 @ Apr 19 2008, 02:55 AM)

Dude, he's on the Jerry springer Show...
Need I say more?
not really
K this kid, has issues lots of issues
Rosewin
Apr 20 2008, 08:29 AM
This reminds me of the really bad roleplayers who play vampire characters.
Dragon Seeker
Apr 20 2008, 09:44 AM
Ya me too, also i think this kid is nuts
Tia
Apr 20 2008, 10:18 AM
That was a waste of 5minutes of my life.
XSAS
Apr 20 2008, 10:25 AM
Absolutely ridiculous... and like many topics, it does not deserve to be here in the crypto section.
Blueguardian
Apr 20 2008, 12:46 PM
Still that was an interesting video, i would have liked to see the whole episode, its interesting to hear what people have to say.
Elite
Apr 20 2008, 01:43 PM
my guess is hes mentally ill
Heartagram3200
Apr 20 2008, 03:49 PM
Hahaha
This is again, one of the few threads on here, that everyone agrees on...
That this is crap...
Lol
I think that decision is unanamous...
Dragon Seeker
Apr 20 2008, 07:18 PM
personally i agree with XSAS this doesnt really need to be here, the kid is mentally ill and has allot of dental problems and that is really all there is too it
also i agree with Tia, that wasted 5 minutes of my life
Light'sShadow
Apr 20 2008, 09:18 PM
Jerry Springer...and vampires. *chuckles* What is our world becoming? *feels sympathy for idiots*
DarkCaptain
Apr 20 2008, 09:25 PM
QUOTE (StagnantTempest @ Apr 20 2008, 05:18 PM)

Jerry Springer...and vampires. *chuckles* What is our world becoming? *feels sympathy for idiots*
pfft dont feel sorry for them, thats exactly what they want. they are attention seekers. it cant be helped, just ignore them
Heartagram3200
Apr 20 2008, 10:07 PM
We can ignore them...
Or, we can mock them insanely!
I like the second choice...
The Maharaja
Apr 20 2008, 10:37 PM
QUOTE (Heartagram3200 @ Apr 20 2008, 11:07 PM)

We can ignore them...
Or, we can mock them insanely!
I like the second choice...

I,ll second that

(pauses for groans)
Dragon Seeker
Apr 20 2008, 10:43 PM
QUOTE (Heartagram3200 @ Apr 20 2008, 10:07 PM)

We can ignore them...
Or, we can mock them insanely!
I like the second choice...

You know i've been called insane and crazy, soo... o what the hell it'll be fun i agree with The Maharaja except i'll third the choice (doesn't pause for groans from idiots just laughs at then)
The Maharaja
Apr 20 2008, 10:51 PM
oo nice third opion dude, remmember your not crazy its just that everybody else is eccessively normal
Dragon Seeker
Apr 20 2008, 10:56 PM
QUOTE (The Maharaja @ Apr 20 2008, 10:51 PM)

oo nice third opion dude, remmember your not crazy its just that everybody else is eccessively normal


you got it
itsnotoutthere
Apr 21 2008, 11:21 AM
What a sad tw*t
muddpuppy
Apr 21 2008, 12:42 PM
Nice K-9s!!!
SoulFire
Apr 21 2008, 12:59 PM

LOL - the chick in my sig would kick his a$$.
louie
Apr 21 2008, 01:17 PM
Of course he is not real. the idiot thinks vampires must travel around in coffins, he obvously hasent done his home work, the coffin idea is a hollywood one.
Quill
Apr 21 2008, 03:02 PM
He's not a vampire, real vampires dress so much better than that.
xCrimsonx
Apr 21 2008, 03:12 PM
QUOTE (Quill @ Apr 22 2008, 12:32 AM)

He's not a vampire, real vampires dress so much better than that.
"And yeah if you gunna make an entrance you'd thing he'd be dolled up heaps cooler that the rags he was wearing".
LOL. All you guys crack me up!
I laughed so much my fangs hurt!!!!
Keep em comming!!!!!!
This guy should stick to roll playing on line, then he cant blind people with his ignorance, attention seeking stupidity.
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