Somebody's got a girlfriend now
And he's telling everybody how
He stayed there just the other night
His ego's soaring like a kite
Cause 'our boys' got a girlfriend now and he's telling everybody how
Somebody said the other day
Mary asked him if he'd stay
Raised and born in the U.S.A.
What else could 'our boy' say?
Now we know how he got laid thanks to the portrait he portrayed
Somebody's letting it be known
He talks to her "over the phone"
Letting us know she is his
'Our boy' tells it like it is
He feels he captured a prize, but I think she's in for a surprise
Somebody's making lots of noise
Purposely leaving behind toys
'Our boy' knows he'll have to get them back
And this is how he keeps her trapped
Sells it harder everyday, sweet talking her cause he knows what to say
Somebody's selling lots of string
The more he has it helps in capturing
Cause 'our boy' knows how to set the lure
Of this, my friend, I know I'm sure
If he keeps pushing this thing he'll think it's the girl he's marrying
But the age difference number is high
She has three kids and he has nigh
He's twenty-eight and she if forty
"Oh my goodness! Lordy! Lordy!"
He swears that he has no doubts, but I can't see how this works out
© Left Field
