As a devout Frisbean I'm adamantly opposed to such blasphemous Biffism. Frisbeans (frizz-bee-ans) believe that when we die our souls are thrown on top of roofs and stay there forever.

Much Better

Thou shalt covet thy neighbors wife ONLY if she's really hot

Sticks cat-nip and ammo in the collection plate.

So be it.

Thou shalt throw frisbees this weekend in honor of our fellow religious brothers the 'Frisbeans'.

but what happens when a dog gets a hold of the frisbee??? is that bad?

Extra Tater Tots and Coors Light for you!!!

LOL,I love you people.LOL

Child..bow not to us...bow instead to the AK wielding Cat in Biff's avatar. The cat is our God...why? because he has a frigging AK!!!!!!! I'm not messing with THAT!

Thou Shall drink margaritas if thou has had a stressful day.

Thou shalt drink...

Nuff said...

*throws frisbee...*

T'would depend upon which of my brethren get it.For myself...I'd just catch & release.

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If thou art older than 25,do not attempt to sit in a restaurant for more than 20 minutes past the time you've finished your food,for you are no longer a college kid...and look like you are a loser with no life when you attempt to do so.

Thou shalt not eat at McDonald's unlest thy want to throw up like Linda Blair all over interior of car.




''Thoust lov'n it''

Thou Shalt and I mean really Shalt, stop walking slowly, so dorky people don't trip over my feet...........

Thou shalt take your dog when you go away for the week end so your neighbours arent kept awake at **looks at watch** 1:36am by the constant barking......

Thou shalt take your breakfast

Thou shalt not spit when you talk..if you do, thou shalt hand an umbrella to the person being spit upon before hand.

Thou shalt not assume to be the fashion police whilst having your own fashion crisis.

Wow, this thread just made my day.
I was going to try to come up with a new commandment to add, but I can't think of anything worth posting at the moment. So:

Thou shalt add neither meaningless nor humorless commandments to the great Church of the Heavily Armed Cat, lest ye face His wrath!

Thou shalt not have sexual relations with a light switch.

Thou shalt remember to lifteth the toilet seat whence there is a woman in your house. (or grievous bodily harm may result)

Thou shalt also remember to put it back down (or grievous bodily harm may result)

Thou shalt be advised to cause bodily harm with the toliet seat

Thou shalt not hate Mondays, even though they are evil.

Thou Shalt not..spam

Thou Shalt be kind to others...Unless theyre A-Holes..Then Thou Shalt smacketh down the other

Thou shalt not change thy baby in a resturaunt then leave thy dirty diaper under the table. (least not on my shift) True story.

Thou thalt loath Thursdays instead, for they are the days in which I have double-maths at school

Thou Shall NOT speak, answer phones, bring small children in a movie theater

thou shalt not pass up any greed nor lust oppertunity...or better yet thou shalt not elect any more dumb asses for our goverment (no names)

Thou Shall not speak the name 'Bono' of U2.

thou shlat not talk to me cuz i dont like you

Thou shalt not understand why thee never thought on starting this thy thread before Biff?

Thee is a hoth oneth...

Thy shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless thee is an absolute arseholeth.

hell yeah i like this guy lmao

Thou shalt not blow thy nose while sitting at a table in a resturaunt.

Thou Shall Not Look Into The Handkerchief After Blowing Thy Nose Anywhere........

forgive me ak wielding cat for i have sinned

i'm afraid i dont think i can keep up with all of these commandments!

just go do 10 'hail tater tots' and 5 'coors lights' and all will be forgiven.

or ELSE!!!

Thall Shall NOT eat meat from the feline species
Lest ye suffer the wrath of the all mighty AK wielding Cat


News Flash:
Chinese Restauranrts all over the world are being shut down!
Apparantly they were serving "cat" meat in their dishes.

Thou shalt not flatulate on elevators

Thou shall cover ones eyes If in the presence of anything Michael Jackson.

Thou shalt not eat a whole pack of Tim Tams with ones coffee!

Thou shalt not RAPE TABLES!

I was away to say that...

thou shalt not rape any furniture at all.

Then it is decide, let it be written, let it be said.

Thou shall enjoy thier furniture properly in accordance of the A.K. Cat. Amen

Thou shall finish thy beer before openning a new one...

Fear not,for it is not a sin to commit the last dregs of an overly warm beer back to the Earth,for it is from the Earth that the ingredients for the beer cometh,and so shall it all return....in one form or another.Besides....it's a decent fertilizer (in any form).

Thou shall finish thy cold beer before openning a new one.... else refer to above mentioned commandment

Thou shalt never drink MY last beer.

If thou has just passed all of their exams (like me) thou shalt not gloat about it for fear of divine retribution...

Thou Shall NOT open a large department store with only 2 cash registers running!