Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea.
I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up.

Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start -

Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn.

Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say:
Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis.
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...=124338&hl=

Oooh - you've been to Manitoba haven't you?

Thou shalt not drive sober whilst in Wisconson

Thou Shalt wear a bra with tank tops in the summer so as not to scare adults and small children. (I see this at work all the time...*shudders*)

Thou Shalt Not Accept Any More Tater Tot Covered Hedgehogs From Biff...

Thall Shalt Not use YouTube Videos as evidence in the UM forums

Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public.

ewww yeah or chew with one's mouth open

Thou shalt realize that Spandex and Shorts do not mix well with Cellulite.

Thou Shall Not Read The Guardian newspaper

Thou shalt not belive in any stories from Pravda.com

Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman.

Thou Shalt Not Grill Naked in a public park.

Thou shalt not wear pants with the words "juicy, sexy, hot," or any thing else written to make people look at your axx if your a teenage girl!

Thou Shall not wear spedo's and cowboyboots to the beach:o

Thou shalt turn down the volume of your bass pumping rap music so the rest of the drivers on the street can hear their own music.

Amen to that one for sure!!!

Thou shalt not flatulate in elevators.

Thou Shalt Not Follow Fins Around Anymore In a Public Park

Thou SHALL covet they neighbor's beer

Thou Shall also steal thy neighbor's beer

I LIKE that one
*puts padlock on fridge*

Thou Shall sip from thy cup, and then top off thy cup with remaining quarter ounce of Milk left, and rinse out thy milk carton and toss into the recycle bin, and not place back into refrigerator the Milk Carton, with only quarter ounce remaining of milk. Pavot

Thou shall put lemonpeper or luisianna hotsause on EVERYTHING you eat.

Thou shall not talk on their cell and drive, or I will turn my bass up and drown your call out

Thou must realize that going into a restaurant 1 minute before they close will make people very angry...and make yourself look like a lazy loser.

Thou shalt not create conflicting commandments

Thou Shall Not check the mail while in undergarments.

thou shall not snort a line of sherbert whilst drunk!

ummm...what?

"A measure of Whisky for a penny, and three measures of Ginger Ale for a penny; and see thou hurt
not the oil and the wine. But trample the fields of the Aubergine with Iron Hooves, for it is a the Tuber of the Devil."

Meow Purr.

Commandments only please. i dont even understand what you typed

It's a quotation from the Bible; Revelations 6:5 (well... the bit about the aubergines was mine... )

Meow Purr

I thought it was a parable or something.. LOL.

Thou shalt not worship American Idols.

I do this alot!!!

Thou Shall Not put any Gods before the Cat-God in Biff's avatar.
Lest ye suffer the wrath of the AK wielding kitty.

Thou Shalt ALWAYS have jelly within thy doughnut.

Thou shall not toss thy dog's crap on thy neighbor's lawn.
(But if you do, you should expect it to be tossed back.)

I'd join this church. Amen.

me too...all hail the almighty AK wielding cat! *bows down in worship of the cat*

Take these tater tots, all of you and eat... for this is my body.
Take this 'Coors Light' and drink... for this is my blood.

Thou shalt drink beer & eat pizza on Friday's

HAHA---man, I wonder if hardcore believers find that one offensive lol

Thou shall not balance your checkbook at the cash register.

yes!! good one Bob!

Thou shalt not drive in the fast lane while cars in other lanes are passing you going 65 mph.

Thou Shalt have any sexual preference one chooses

Nay except for fish, for it is most wicked that sinful man guppy love.

Thou shalt not spin more than 4 times around on the ceiling fan while holding the cat."True story"

OOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!

i figured someone would a draw a line somwhere...OK Fish are Taboo

Thou Shall Not have sexual relations with beast of the land, birds of the skies, nor fish of the waters

This cannot be. I've had relations with a few 'beasts' in my time.

Thou shalt learn the proper use of a light switch

ok re-revised:
Thall Shall Not have sexual relations with Fish or beasts of the waters, nor birds