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"On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out," Laswell wrote in his complaint. "About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again."
Yeah? That's odd, and you weighed, what, 413 Pounds?
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"If we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight," the suit says. "The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death."
Oh you poor bloke, what did you ever do to deserve this?
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Police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire.
... You killed a guy and your punishment's too harsh for you? Deal with it.
Let me see... I myself, weigh about 140 pounds. This guy's shed something coming up to my body weight and he's COMPLAINING???