QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 3 2008, 05:15 PM)

I dare anyone to go to where people are gambling for cash ( usually unsavory places ) and tip over a table and not get their azzes kicked. it would never happen. there is always someone that will be more upset that you had the nerve to do that then to pick up their money . especially when they can get it later by kicking the crap out of those at the tables who grabbed it all.
jesus had a whip. logical.
i remember having one of those childrens bibles.and the pic from the market scene showed jesus looking very angy and then men were falling down the stairs and they looked like they just got their azzes kicked...thats how the artist depected the scene i always took it as jesus was using the whip on them as well..
ha heres a top ten list of people in the bible that killed in the name of god a self defence,people like moses,david, and samson to name some of the more well know
http://rooktopia.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/...the-holy-bible/ 10 - David’s Mighty Men - to protect the the young kingdom of Israel, King David assembled some super-elite soldiers known as the Mighty Men. There were The Three, who seemed to be David’s personal secret service. Then there was The Thirty, the main body of David’s elite corps. And then there were a couple of super warriors: Abishai was said to kill 300 men with one spear, while Benaiah was credited for killing two of Moab’s elite, a lion, and an Egyptian with his own weapon. Clearly, the message here was “Don’t Mess With Israel.”
#9 - David - David gets all the press and cutesy representions for his duel against the giant Goliath. That kinda downplays that David was one of the most well-rounded badasses in the Bible. A poet, musician, a total babe magnet, and skilled warrior — one gets the impression that King Saul wasn’t the only one with a murderous jealousy of the guy. The most badass thing David ever did? The fact that on numerous ocassions he could have killed Saul, but didn’t. And he let the king KNOW IT.
#8 - Joshua - He takes over after Moses dies and leads the Israelites in bloody campaigns to get into the Promised Land. He’s best known for the seige of Jericho, where the Israelite forces psyche of the residents of Jericho by marching around the walls, and then blow the trumpets as the power of God smashes the walls down for them. This is, of course, all captured in former wrestler Chris Jericho’s kick ass entrance theme: “Break the Walls Down.”
#7 - Ehud the Left-Handed - The Judges of one of the bloodies books in the Bible. Ehud is the star of one of the quirkiest and unintentionally comedic tales. Ehud assassinates the fat king Eglon of Moab. (Pro tip: if your name is “Eglon,” you might as well be rotund.) Ehud plunges his sword into the King’s belly. Eglon’s so fat that his flubber actually closes around the blade. Take that, Jabba! And, to add insult to injury, when Ehud walks away scot free, the King’s servant, noticing that the King hasn’t come out yet, assume that he’s “relieving himself” and decide not to go in to check it out. One assumes that, in life, this kind of thing happened often to ol’ Eglon. Ah, the fat jokes flow free in the Holy Bible!
#6 - Elijah - The Prophets in the Bible were all pretty badass. They had to live off the land and often had to come face to face with Kings to chew them out for steering the people away from the Lord. All the while, they were derided as madmen, declared Enemies of the State, and had to distinguish themselves from false prophets who were certifiable loonies. The most badass of these prophets was easily the Prophet Elijah. He had to live in a divided Israel that was openly hostile to Prophets (or the Hebrew faith really) and was ruled by the unpopular King Ahab and the legendary Queen Jezebel. Elijah gets so much support from God that God provides him with one of the most spectacular forces in the Bible — fireballs from Heaven. He provides this twice: once in a challenge against the Prophets of Baals, and second in a confrontation against Israel King Ahaziah’s men. Elijah does so much to return the land back to Judaism that he’s spared even death: he’s whisked away to heaven in a Chariot of Fire and even gets to hang out with Jesus and Moses at the Transfiguration.
#5 - Joab - In David’s time, the man who was called on to do the unsavory stuff. He led the army as general against many of Israel’s enemies. He had to do David’s dirty work in the part of Uriah’s murder. He went against David’s wiskes and killed David’s son, Absalom, but he did this because Absalom had begun a rebellion against David. Sure, he was a total b******, but these were mostly under orders, for the protection of the nation of Israel, or for revenge against deaths perpetrated against his own family. That’s why I always felt he got the raw deal when David, on his deathbed, orders his son and future king Solomon to have Joab assassinated for his past treacheries. In a way, though, I guess it is a case study about the damaging repercussions of vengeance that isn’t marked enough in the blood-and-guts world of the Old Testament.
#4 - Jael - Deborah may have been leading Israel at the time. Jael is the one credited with the win though. Enemy general Sisera from Canaan was hiding in Jael’s tend after his failed campaign. While he took a nap, Jael takes a tent peg and hammers it through his head. Now that’s gangsta.
#3 -Jehu - Jehu is responsible for the Bible verse that is most applicable in real life yet never used in church: “The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi—he drives like a madman.” (2 Kings 9:20). Elisha approaches Jehu and tells him that he’s the next king of Israel. Jehu likes this very much and, on one day, slaughters TWO kings: King Joram of Israel and King Ahaziah of Judah (the Hebrews were split into two nations at the time.) Then he gets the servants of famously villainous Queen Jezebel to defenstrate her (after which “blood splatter on the wall” and “horses trampled her underfoot”). Jehu then goes on a wild campaign to rid Israel and Judah of any trace of the House Ahab. The writer of Kings gives him negative brownie points for not eliminating golden calf worship, so in the end they decide that Jehu was not the 100% total badass he could have been.
#2 - Moses - One of the greatest men of the Old Testament, and for all the good reasons. He starts off his career by taking down an Egyptian, then becomes God’s emissary as the Israelites are freed from slavery. Pretty much had to herd the whiny group through the Wilderness while biding time to get into the Promised Land. Had to serve as a military leader through countless attacks from neighboring tribes. He even got to meet the Christ on Earth during the Transfiguration. And, while he’s almost always portrayed as an old man, all artists seem to agree that the guy was stacked! Seriously. Check out this statue from Michelangelo. Look at the guns on that guy.
#1 - Samson - One of the most renouned he-man of the Bible. He’s one of the oddest heroes of the Old Testament. Despite being raised as a Nazarite (that is, he couldn’t booze, eat bacon, or shave), the guy was a notorious womanizer, slept with whores, and had pretty much smashed everything he touched. He’s a favorite in Sunday School because of his sheer badassery, yet I’m certain that most Christian parents wouldn’t want their kids to grow up like him. Observe:
(if the link dosent work because of the language filter its badazz-heros with ss insread of zz) now how can they all be heros of the bible accepted into heaven but you believe you will be punished for doing some of the same things.....by a god that like i said before flooded the world,and destryoed 2 cities killing thousands all because he didnt like they way they were living not because he was defending himself...i dont even know why self defence would even be a issue.