Yorgmiester
May 15 2008, 06:04 PM
A zoo would be an awful place to go.
#1 most zoos are in populated areas
#2 it's a confined area,with only a few ways out
#3 if the animals ate the zombies,they would be zombie animals
#1 is the biggest issue.You don't want to be anywhere near civilization.I can't stress that enough.
Moon Demon
May 15 2008, 06:18 PM
Depends on what type of zombies? Are we talking the slow Romero zombies? Or the modern 28 Days Later zombies?
With the slow ones, I think common sense and not acting frantic would help you get away from them. As for the fast zombies, I would prefer a gun to the head.
Yorgmiester
May 15 2008, 09:30 PM
I think we're talking the 28 Days Later variety.
Drayno
May 15 2008, 09:43 PM
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 15 2008, 03:30 PM)

I think we're talking the 28 Days Later variety.
I have that movie on DVD and Blu-Ray disc!

I was kidding about the Zoo, by the way. If it was the T-Virus ones or whatever....I'd get a Sniper Rifle and get on an isolated mountain range..and set up a perimeter.
WEREGIRL666
May 16 2008, 01:09 AM
hahahahahaha
euthanasia
May 16 2008, 12:27 PM
seriously guys try and stay on topic...and i know i've gone off...but i got back on track
zombies=urban settings
me=moving to rural area (waxhaw is changing)
WEREGIRL666
May 16 2008, 12:43 PM
alaska!!
euthanasia
May 16 2008, 12:45 PM

you always do find a way to make people laugh

srsly though meet me in live chat
Yorgmiester
May 16 2008, 07:00 PM
QUOTE (Drayno @ May 15 2008, 09:43 PM)

I was kidding about the Zoo, by the way. If it was the T-Virus ones or whatever....I'd get a Sniper Rifle and get on an isolated mountain range..and set up a perimeter.
Well,seeing as we have the same plan,i'll come with you
euthanasia
May 19 2008, 12:28 PM
lol, nice sig
i would rather be one of the people with like an M4 and run around the city lighting them up
Knight of the Twilight
May 19 2008, 02:53 PM
Pretty much anything would be effective if zombies were real. They're dead bodies, falling apart. Hell, you could probably push them and they'd fall over and turn to dust.
euthanasia
May 20 2008, 12:58 PM
obviously you haven't read any of the other posts, read the others and then edit your post
if zombies took over the world like in i am legend then they would not be just dead bodies and they woud not be easy to kill either, even if it was like any other zombie movies, they would still not be like dust, and i don't think that soap would be effective against zombies. it might be effectibe against your mom, but not against zombies
Yorgmiester
May 21 2008, 01:52 AM
QUOTE (euthanasia @ May 20 2008, 12:58 PM)

obviously you haven't read any of the other posts, read the others and then edit your post
and i don't think that soap would be effective against zombies. it might be effectibe against your mom, but not against zombies
Who said anything about soap???
euthanasia
May 21 2008, 12:29 PM
he said anything would be effective against zombies
WEREGIRL666
May 21 2008, 12:31 PM
QUOTE (euthanasia @ May 21 2008, 07:29 AM)

he said anything would be effective against zombies
ALASKA!!! AND TIDE!!
euthanasia
May 21 2008, 01:26 PM
and soap for twilights mom
euthanasia
May 21 2008, 01:27 PM
jk tiwlight...i was jking
just read before you post
WEREGIRL666
May 21 2008, 01:32 PM
QUOTE (euthanasia @ May 21 2008, 08:27 AM)

jk tiwlight...i was jking
just read before you post
lmao
euthanasia
May 21 2008, 01:43 PM
Yorgmiester
May 21 2008, 07:51 PM
So i guess the topic is settled.Sniper rifle,grenades,sword,hide in mountains or fly to alaska.If you know how.I don't.If weregirl does I'll catch a ride with her.If she doesn't let me on i'll plant C4 on the plane then detonate it as she takes off.Then laugh hysterically
Plainbob13
May 21 2008, 09:28 PM
Plz i'm getting on a Sailboat. A nice 50 footer. With a shotgun with sabot slugs. More damage. A rifle and a colt 1911.
Yorgmiester
May 21 2008, 10:56 PM
If you know how to sail for long periods of time(if not for the rest of your life) then that's an excellent idea.You couldn't keep it moored or else teh zombies would definitely get on board,once you ran out of bullets and energy.Then it's game over.Unless you're a very good swimmer.
euthanasia
May 22 2008, 01:10 PM
I'm a good swimmer
Yorgmiester
May 22 2008, 10:26 PM
Actually you wouldn't have to be a good swimmer if all you had to do was swim from the docks to the shore.Most docks or piers aren't that far out.My bad.But of course once you got to shore there would be zombies waiting for you so idk,you'd be trapped,unless you could swim a down the coast and find a safe place to get out of the water.In that case,you would have to be a good swimmer.So nvm it's not my bad you do have to be a good swimmer
My advice,don't go for sailboats,but if you have to,at least get them out to sea and away from the zombies.Lol.
euthanasia
May 23 2008, 12:33 PM
i think that the guy in i am legend did a superb job. he would have lasted alot longer if it weren't for 2 things
1) he tried to commit suicide b/c his dog died
2) the person who saved him went strait to his house and the zombies found him
he made a great decision to tell the girl and boy to get inside the hideout and take the antidote to the place thingy
i'd try to defend against zombies as close to the way he did it as i can.
WEREGIRL666
May 23 2008, 12:35 PM
boat good idea actually you can get everything you need to survive from fish! a boat in alaska!!!
Undeadskeptic
May 23 2008, 12:45 PM
One word: CHAINSAW.
euthanasia
May 23 2008, 01:03 PM
EXACTLY
WEREGIRL666
May 23 2008, 01:19 PM
ehem........[u] ALASKA!!!
I agree with alsaka,but the problem is transportation.It would be too dangerous to drive there,since you would be on roads(and roads lead to people,thus zombies).An airplane would keep you safe once you're off the ground,but what about landing to refuel?You would have to land at airports(which means people,which means zombies),plus you would have to go to an airport to get the plain in the first place.A boat would work best probably,since you don't have to refuel(if it's a sailboat),but you would have to bring plenty of water with you,enough to last the whole trip,which is a lot.You would have to go ashore now and then to get water,which means a possibility of zombies.What if you don't know how to sail or fly?Then you have to walk,and depending on where you live,that could be an arduous task.
So i think,if you live near alaska,then walk,if you don't live near alaska,then just go to the nearest mountain range,climb as high as you can,and keep moving north.Since the 2 main mountain ranges in north america go all the way up into canada,you can just follow them north till it gets too cold for the zombies.If you already live in the far north,you dont have to worry

or just eat fish eyes. they are a good source of water you can get everything you need from a fish
Wootloops
May 23 2008, 09:28 PM
All you need is a suit like Ironman and zombies won't even be a problem.
WEREGIRL666
May 23 2008, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (Wootloops @ May 23 2008, 04:28 PM)

All you need is a suit like Ironman and zombies won't even be a problem.
rite go make one then
Gunmunky
May 23 2008, 09:57 PM
QUOTE (Wootloops @ May 23 2008, 10:28 PM)

All you need is a suit like Ironman and zombies won't even be a problem.
Nice idea!
I'd go for lightsaber. Oh and the force too.
Wootloops
May 23 2008, 10:19 PM
QUOTE (WEREGIRL666 @ May 23 2008, 04:36 PM)

rite go make one then
Maybe not me but when it comes down to it and zombies are taking over the Earth, one hardcore engineer might do it.
Slave2Fate
May 23 2008, 11:02 PM
I agree, a long range rifle would be key, then an assault shotgun with a barrel magazine for medium range, then i'd take a machete for melee, faster than a chainsaw and you dont need gas.
Syringe
May 25 2008, 03:19 AM
QUOTE (WEREGIRL666 @ May 23 2008, 05:22 PM)

or just eat fish eyes. they are a good source of water you can get everything you need from a fish
I didn't know you could get fresh water from fish eyes

That's cool!
But would you be able to get enough?Each fish you catch only has 2 eyes,and those eyes are pretty small.I guess it would be possible,but extremely hard.
euthanasia
May 27 2008, 01:18 PM
or you could just get the fresh water from where the fish were swimming
WEREGIRL666
May 27 2008, 01:32 PM
you can boil salt out of slat water
euthanasia
May 27 2008, 01:42 PM
or you could fill up a large bucket with saltwater, but another smaller bucket inside with a weight in it (to keep it down), put a plastic cover on top with a small weight on that (to make an angle pointing to center of smaller bucket), and leave outside in hot weather and wait for it to condense and drip into the smaller bucket. vwala freshwater
Yorgmiester
May 27 2008, 05:51 PM
QUOTE (euthanasia @ May 27 2008, 01:42 PM)

or you could fill up a large bucket with saltwater, but another smaller bucket inside with a weight in it (to keep it down), put a plastic cover on top with a small weight on that (to make an angle pointing to center of smaller bucket), and leave outside in hot weather and wait for it to condense and drip into the smaller bucket. vwala freshwater
You googled that
NeoGenesis
May 27 2008, 06:08 PM
I will get the most lethal weapon to help me.Through some way get the zombies out of the cities into a open area and have the military on stand-by.Then then fire-bomb the living hell out of them or just use conventional explosives.After that I would walk into the kill zone and kill any dead zombie still alive

.After some fun time return to my lovely home and watch the magnificent sunset on my front porch drinking a nice hot cup of coffee thinking of the fun times I had shooting and mutilating zombies.
Yorgmiester
May 27 2008, 06:30 PM
QUOTE (NeoGenesis @ May 27 2008, 07:08 PM)

I will get the most lethal weapon to help me.Through some way get the zombies out of the cities into a open area and have the military on stand-by.Then then fire-bomb the living hell out of them or just use conventional explosives.After that I would walk into the kill zone and kill any dead zombie still alive

.After some fun time return to my lovely home and watch the magnificent sunset on my front porch drinking a nice hot cup of coffee thinking of the fun times I had shooting and mutilating zombies.
DCAT
May 27 2008, 06:51 PM
I would use a bow staff or chuck norris
tstew
May 27 2008, 06:58 PM
i would use the power of the c*** pushup to kill them all!!!!!!
euthanasia
May 28 2008, 12:29 PM
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 27 2008, 01:51 PM)

You googled that

survivorman
WEREGIRL666
May 28 2008, 12:35 PM
QUOTE (euthanasia @ May 27 2008, 08:42 AM)

or you could fill up a large bucket with saltwater, but another smaller bucket inside with a weight in it (to keep it down), put a plastic cover on top with a small weight on that (to make an angle pointing to center of smaller bucket), and leave outside in hot weather and wait for it to condense and drip into the smaller bucket. vwala freshwater
or i could boil it.
euthanasia
May 28 2008, 01:15 PM
we were talking about if you are at sea
i don't know about you, but i dont want to boil something in my raft that would melt it...
jsav4589
May 29 2008, 04:15 AM
a nice 30-06 would be nice or even a 12 gauge over/under shotgun. M4's are sweet too
euthanasia
May 30 2008, 12:19 PM
M4's are pretty sweet
i would pick a shotty, and an mp5k, some flourescent lights, and a couple 'nades
oh and did i mention CHAINSAW!!!!!!
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