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Yorgmiester
QUOTE (draconic chronicler @ May 20 2008, 11:31 AM) *
I thought the cloverfield monster looked a bit too human to seem like a real anima, especially from outer space. Almost like a quadrepedal ogre. It also seemed too r******ed to be able to swallow it's food. Either that, or it didn't like the taste of the camera guy and spit him out. Why did they do something so stupid?

It actually wasn't supposed to be from outer space thumbsup.gif If you have the DVD,or a friend has it,watch the extras and they tell about the monster,and show you pictures of the entire body,which you never get to see in the film.It looks pretty darn spiffy.As for him not swallowing the camera guy,he probably didn't like the taste.Plenty of real animals will spit something out if they don't like it.My cat for example.Or,he bit off the bottom half,leaving the top to fall to the ground yes.gif
designer
QUOTE (The Mule @ May 20 2008, 06:59 AM) *
Im thinking "Slither" ?? Might be the wrong name, but there's this HUGE python, at one point it pops its head out of the water and the hero yells "HEY" prompting it to turn and look at him. Very nice...snakes dont have ears!!!!!

So many other bad ones...some with big budgets, some with small budgets. Worst big budget - Swamp Thing!! Horrible!!!


Wasn't slither the one about the worms? There was one called "SSSSSSSSS" where the guy turns into a snake. Very bad.

Someone should start a good crypto movie thread, there maybe some I haven't seen. One of my all time favorites is Deep Rising.
Yorgmiester
Slither wasn't actually a low-budget scifi movie,it was a well-made horror movie about parasitic worms that come up from the sewers and infect people,turning them into mutants(or something along those lines) thumbsup.gif
Celticfan34
Snake attack of some giant snake movie on Scifi with Casper Van Diem and guy who played Freddy it sucked....
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (designer @ May 21 2008, 02:21 PM) *
Wasn't slither the one about the worms? There was one called "SSSSSSSSS" where the guy turns into a snake. Very bad.

Someone should start a good crypto movie thread, there maybe some I haven't seen. One of my all time favorites is Deep Rising.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/

"Ssssssssss," from 1973. Strother Martin as the evil scientist implementing his plan to turn humans into king cobras. Marvelously bad flick, and hugely entertaining!
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ May 22 2008, 07:58 AM) *
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/

"Ssssssssss," from 1973. Strother Martin as the evil scientist implementing his plan to turn humans into king cobras. Marvelously bad flick, and hugely entertaining!


I wrote a script for a short film once about humans who become snakes. One difference, the short film was actually good!

But Ssssssssss is entertaining.
Myles
Squirm is the one with the worms. I don't think of it as a bad movie because I seen it late at night when I was 8 years old and it freaked me out a little. Then when I woke up the next morning, there were a couple worms outside my bedroom door. I never did get any of my brothers to admit to doing it (although I'm sure they did). That left me with the feeling that this movie isn't as bad as it probably was. Memories.
Yorgmiester
Slither was made in 2006 so i doubt it was the one u saw when u were 8 wink2.gif
I haven't sen slither but its supposed to be "shocking",because of how gory and disgusting it is.Sounds fun grin2.gif
Brahmana
QUOTE (Celticfan34 @ May 3 2008, 08:51 PM) *
Well I was changing through the channels and came across Shark Attack 3: Megalodon which had to be one of the worst movies ever made. They kept showing pics of great white sharks for a fish that was 60 feet long, and the strange grunting sound the shakr made. The whole movie just sucked. I don't know what you all think so im asking.


Let me get this straight, you thought that movie sucked? Megolodon was a very scary movie about an extinct shark.....what if one did exist (shudders). J/K. Hahahaha I rented that movie a few years ago because sometimes I like to watch crap films for a laugh. Man, it really provides that, if you get amusement out of watching horrible movies like I do, its worth watching. I mean that thing had me cracking up throughout. I loved how it kept showing the SAME footage of a great white almost every time. Like they only had one clip to use. And that scene where the guy is on that little boat, steering, and he looks back over his shoulder and smiles thinking he got away from the Megaladon. Oh no you didn't buddy, he sailed right into his open, waiting mouth. That scene had me cracking up laughing.
Here is a link that shows it, its the first video clip. http://www.flixster.com/video.do?videoId=1...ovieVideos14728 Its hysterical.

Speaking of crap shark movies, did anyone see, I think it was Hammerhead? About a half man half shark made in this lab? OMG that was soooo terrible....lol

Regarding shark movies, I think everyone can agree that Jaws the Revenge is the best shark movie ever made. The plot is genius. The shark, somehow gifted with intelligence is ANGRY over the murdering of his family, or his buddies, whatever.....and he FOLLOWS the Brodys in relentless pursuit. Nice. It also boasts the best scene EVER in a shark film......when he comes up out of the water and EATS A PLANE!!! Hahaha that was the best ever, nothing, nothing will ever touch that.......
Plainbob13
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 22 2008, 01:21 PM) *
Slither was made in 2006 so i doubt it was the one u saw when u were 8 wink2.gif
I haven't sen slither but its supposed to be "shocking",because of how gory and disgusting it is.Sounds fun grin2.gif


Slither was pretty good to me. It reminded me of a old school monster flick. It was good for some laughs.
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (brahman1888 @ May 23 2008, 06:53 AM) *
Speaking of crap shark movies, did anyone see, I think it was Hammerhead? About a half man half shark made in this lab? OMG that was soooo terrible....lol

Regarding shark movies, I think everyone can agree that Jaws the Revenge is the best shark movie ever made. The plot is genius. The shark, somehow gifted with intelligence is ANGRY over the murdering of his family, or his buddies, whatever.....and he FOLLOWS the Brodys in relentless pursuit. Nice. It also boasts the best scene EVER in a shark film......when he comes up out of the water and EATS A PLANE!!! Hahaha that was the best ever, nothing, nothing will ever touch that.......


LMFAO! Jaws the Revenge, oh boy does that revive good memories. When I was nine years old I saw it, and for a while it was my fav flick. The scene where the shark roars, is impaled by the mast of the boat and for no reason at all suddenly explodes is prehaps the most hilarious scene ever produced in a film.

Has anyone seen Carnosaur?
Myles
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 22 2008, 02:21 PM) *
Slither was made in 2006 so i doubt it was the one u saw when u were 8 wink2.gif
I haven't sen slither but its supposed to be "shocking",because of how gory and disgusting it is.Sounds fun grin2.gif


Not Slither, Squirm.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075261/

Brahmana
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ May 23 2008, 06:58 AM) *
LMFAO! Jaws the Revenge, oh boy does that revive good memories. When I was nine years old I saw it, and for a while it was my fav flick. The scene where the shark roars, is impaled by the mast of the boat and for no reason at all suddenly explodes is prehaps the most hilarious scene ever produced in a film.

Has anyone seen Carnosaur?



.....I haven't, but I've seen previews....it looks pretty good lol
Celticfan34
I mean Jaws 3 was the same its like this sharks family knows where the Brody's are at all times funny sh**. The part when the shark breaks through the grass made me laugh so hard.
Brahmana
QUOTE (Celticfan34 @ May 30 2008, 01:44 AM) *
I mean Jaws 3 was the same its like this sharks family knows where the Brody's are at all times funny sh**. The part when the shark breaks through the grass made me laugh so hard.



No doubt. Jaws 3 is a great movie too. Hilarious!!
Adam1979
A few movies i like are "The Beast" , "Creature", "Razorback" one of the best Aussie beastie movies made , and i'm yet to see "Rogue"...

other than that , i can't say i'm real fust on those cooky monster flicks ..... that's why i decided to put up the movies i liked... saves me doing a really loooong list for the worst grin2.gif
rikitiki
Don't forget Boggy Creek II.
Incorrigible1
Sci-Fi's Rock Monster was dreadful. Yet it featured this lovely lass:

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Sometimes one has to put up with schlock/pain to enjoy the beautiful. Natalie Denise Sperl is beyond beautiful!
Plainbob13
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Jun 1 2008, 09:10 AM) *
Sci-Fi's Rock Monster was dreadful. Yet it featured this lovely lass:

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Sometimes one has to put up with schlock/pain to enjoy the beautiful. Natalie Denise Sperl is beyond beautiful!


Thanks i was trying to forget that movie. But she is a hottie.
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Jun 2 2008, 02:10 AM) *
Sci-Fi's Rock Monster was dreadful. Yet it featured this lovely lass:

linked-image

Sometimes one has to put up with schlock/pain to enjoy the beautiful. Natalie Denise Sperl is beyond beautiful!


Meh.

I've dated better laugh.gif
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ Jun 1 2008, 09:53 AM) *
Meh.

I've dated better laugh.gif

So long as they didn't spring a leak and the air started escaping!
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Jun 2 2008, 02:55 AM) *
So long as they didn't spring a leak and the air started escaping!


Oh don't worry they were all real living people. Nothing plastic about them at all.

Well apart from their boobs of course. laugh.gif
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ Jun 1 2008, 10:06 AM) *
Oh don't worry they were all real living people. Nothing plastic about them at all.

Well apart from their boobs of course. laugh.gif

Well played, sir!
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Jun 2 2008, 03:08 AM) *
Well played, sir!


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designer
Blood Monkey

I watched it the other night. Awful! The ending really sucked lemons! I wasted my time and no payback at the end. No witty one liner before blowing away the monster or getting saved just in the nick of time. Nothing. What a waste of time.
designer
QUOTE (Adam1979 @ May 31 2008, 05:39 AM) *
A few movies i like are "The Beast" , "Creature", "Razorback" one of the best Aussie beastie movies made , and i'm yet to see "Rogue"...

other than that , i can't say i'm real fust on those cooky monster flicks ..... that's why i decided to put up the movies i liked... saves me doing a really loooong list for the worst grin2.gif


Razorback, is that the title? I can't find it on Netflix.
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