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Celticfan34
Well I was changing through the channels and came across Shark Attack 3: Megalodon which had to be one of the worst movies ever made. They kept showing pics of great white sharks for a fish that was 60 feet long, and the strange grunting sound the shakr made. The whole movie just sucked. I don't know what you all think so im asking.
Undeadskeptic
Yup, that was a BAD movie.
Plainbob13
I have to say any made for scifi movie.
Shankpin
HAHA, it's so bad, I put a clip of that shark attack (one of them) on my "extremely bad videos" thread..

it's like watching SNL..
Yorgmiester
Anyone ever seen "Sasquatch Hunters"??? tongue.gif
That movie SUCKED.Lol me and my friends rented it just for laughs.
Shankpin
cant be as bad as this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vLkKWSs0_o
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 3 2008, 08:26 PM) *
Anyone ever seen "Sasquatch Hunters"??? tongue.gif
That movie SUCKED. Lol me and my friends rented it just for laughs.

Yeah, and the one this past week, the females flying the fake WWII bomber attacked by pterydactyls.

As far as theatrical releases, some of the later Japanese Mothra type stuff was the hokiest I've seen. Zippers clearly visible.
kenshinx
i've seen movie about shark+gator breed.it's like shark with arm and leg of gator, munching soldier on swamp.i cant remember the title. totally waste of money
138
Better question, is there a cryptid movie that doesn't suck.

Besides Mothman Prophecies

QUOTE (Shankpin @ May 3 2008, 07:34 PM) *

Ugh, make me unsee it.
Ghost It Notes
This is an oldie from the 80's...The Legend of Boggy Creek. Ugh!!! A squatch type creature terrorized some peeps in a cabin. It was insanely laughable.
draconic chronicler
QUOTE (138 @ May 4 2008, 01:49 AM) *
Better question, is there a cryptid movie that doesn't suck.

Besides Mothman Prophecies


Ugh, make me unsee it.


Although it was not completely accurate, "the Water Horse" about the Loch Ness Monster, was praised by many professional movie critics and was a box office success. It was probably the most succesful of all cryptid movies, and light years ahead of all the garbage made for the Sci Fi channel. Those writers are all morons.
sam12six
Y'know, I've always wondered about that. You would think the scifi channel would be able to find half-decent filmmakers. They have had some really good concepts for movies that they somehow managed to absolutely ruin.

QUOTE (Plainbob13 @ May 3 2008, 09:05 PM) *
I have to say any made for scifi movie.

The Invaluable Darkness
QUOTE (Shankpin @ May 3 2008, 08:34 PM) *


...wow...that video just made my eyes and ears bleed crying.gif
Blind Atrocity
Any Sci-Fi original. They're so bad you just gotta watch 'em.

EDIT: Therefore, I agree with:

QUOTE (Plainbob13 @ May 3 2008, 08:05 PM) *
I have to say any made for scifi movie.

Otterclaw
QUOTE (Shankpin @ May 3 2008, 09:34 PM) *

OMG, AAAAHHH! I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH IT!! *Dives under cushion, shaking* The horror...the pure horror!
Dragon Seeker
QUOTE (Shankpin @ May 4 2008, 01:34 AM) *

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!! crying.gif

THEY BURN!!
Unknown hunt
it sucks yes.gif
Myles
I seen a pretty bad Loch Ness monster movie on Sci Fi over the weekend. They ended up finding a dinosaur-type creture that fits all the descriptions of Nessie, but come to find out that there is also a bigger monster in the Loch. I guess one type of unkown creature wasn't enough. Very bad movie.
wolfknight
QUOTE (Ghost It Notes @ May 4 2008, 03:01 AM) *
This is an oldie from the 80's...The Legend of Boggy Creek. Ugh!!! A squatch type creature terrorized some peeps in a cabin. It was insanely laughable.

Try the 70's is when that movie came out
bogcreeper
QUOTE (Plainbob13 @ May 3 2008, 09:05 PM) *
I have to say any made for scifi movie.

Sci fi does make some better movies ... some movies are plainly for the toilet though.
BiffSplitkins
Here' my top 3 worst picks grin2.gif

Lake Placid wasn't that good.

Dreamcatcher - Just plain sucked

Mosquito - absolutely horrible
Myles
QUOTE (BiffSplitkins @ May 5 2008, 11:33 AM) *


Betty White as a foul mouthed crotchety ol' lady brings Lake Placid out of the worst list for me.
wolfknight
I think that worst Crypto moives I have seen

1.The legend of Boggy Creek.
2,Ticks
3.Bats
Yorgmiester
Did anyone see the Chuppy movie on SciFi this morning???ROFLOL i watched it cuz i knew i could rant about it here afterward tongue.gif

Rant:
Geez the monster didn't even look anything like a chupacabra it just plain sucked you could tell perfectly well it was a guy in a suit and he looked all wrinkly and old what was with the bat ears man i can't believe they made chuppy look like that it was a disgrace also he was like as tall as a man everyone knows chuppy isn't that big and he would just kill ppl with a single swipe of his hand how the frick did he do that he also crawled along the walls in fast forward cuz for some reason they thought sucking would look cool and why was he on a cruise ship anyway what a horrible setting for a chuppy movie i mean srsly why would he have an exoskeleton he's not a bug and why were those guys such bad shots they should have killed him the acting was terrible and i can't see why John Rhys-Davies such a talented actor would bend so low as to act in that utterly stupid and puke-smelling excuse for a waste of film!!!

cheers.
Otterclaw
Oh, dear, someone needs a chill pill. Don't worry, I keep them handy for whenever I try to give advice when I'm grumpy. If I ever post something on the UM before eight o' clock in the morning, expect to get yelled at. *Hands Yorgmiester a chill pill*

My friend's brother was watching the Legend of Boggy Creek, and I saw a couple scenes of it a really long time ago. What I saw was not pretty.
Undeadskeptic
The best (Therefore hilariously worst) Crypto Movie I've ever seen must be Swamp of the Sharkosaurus! in which three explorers in a made up African swamp discovered a tribe of busty lesbians, who fed all men to their terrifying dino/fish overlord - SHARKOSAURUS!

In the end one guy got away and it said "The End?" even though there was no sequel. As far as I know...
Yorgmiester
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ May 6 2008, 10:00 AM) *
The best (Therefore hilariously worst) Crypto Movie I've ever seen must be Swamp of the Sharkosaurus! in which three explorers in a made up African swamp discovered a tribe of busty s, who fed all men to their terrifying dino/fish overlord - SHARKOSAURUS!

In the end one guy got away and it said "The End?" even though there was no sequel. As far as I know...

That sounds hilarious!!!
I googled it and found nothing sad.gif
Pluto-x
The Water Horse looks horrible... though its made for a younger audience.

There was a Chupacabra movie that was out but I don't remember the name of it.

Lake Placid wasn't that bad!? I thought Bats was decent... compared to others out there.

Now Sci Fi Channel is making Crypto movies like Lochness but making it more of a horror movie??? Its a horrible concept since I don't think that Lochness or any of those creatures are probably not vicious animals.

Even though it was on the light humor side of things, I thought Harry and the Henderson's wasn't bad???
designer
"There was a Chupacabra movie that was out but I don't remember the name of it."

Was that the one with it on a ship? That WAS a terrible movie.
iain c
Does anyone remember from the 70s the films ...Night of the lepus (about a giant rabbit(S)??? and Food of the gods (giant insects,rats)??,Night of the lepus is especially hilarious for its set pieces,think your grandads mini railway set and place your pet bunny ontop of it hahahahah
Myles
QUOTE (iain c @ May 6 2008, 12:33 PM) *
Does anyone remember from the 70s the films ...Night of the lepus (about a giant rabbit(S)??? and Food of the gods (giant insects,rats)??,Night of the lepus is especially hilarious for its set pieces,think your grandads mini railway set and place your pet bunny ontop of it hahahahah


Yes I do remember night of the Lepus. It is very bad. Close ups of bunnies are the special effects. It sounds dumb to say, but it seems to me that it had a pretty good cast. I've tried to find the DVD(for cheap) or illegally download it with no success.
theghost
could a worse movie be made? come on what a waste of time and money.lol
Elite
HAHAHAHAH that night of the lepus one was funny giant rabbits i mean cmon if ur gonna make a movie about a monster then why giant rabbits
draconic chronicler
QUOTE (Pluto-x @ May 6 2008, 10:07 AM) *
The Water Horse looks horrible... though its made for a younger audience.

There was a Chupacabra movie that was out but I don't remember the name of it.

Lake Placid wasn't that bad!? I thought Bats was decent... compared to others out there.

Now Sci Fi Channel is making Crypto movies like Lochness but making it more of a horror movie??? Its a horrible concept since I don't think that Lochness or any of those creatures are probably not vicious animals.

Even though it was on the light humor side of things, I thought Harry and the Henderson's wasn't bad???


The Water Horse was actually very good, though the cutish tv previews were very misleading. Viewers rated it highly. It had some faults, but it was WAAAAAYYYY better than every other lake monster movie.
kidchaos
omg... i think im gana throw up now after watching that clip. yeah. i must agree, the megalodon movie did suck bigtime. Anaconda was a good crytid movie...
138
QUOTE (designer @ May 6 2008, 09:50 AM) *
"There was a Chupacabra movie that was out but I don't remember the name of it."

Was that the one with it on a ship? That WAS a terrible movie.

I believe it was called "Chupacabra Terror". And yeah it was terrible. I laughed at the part where it eats the yippy little dog though.
Yorgmiester
QUOTE (138 @ May 6 2008, 11:45 PM) *
I believe it was called "Chupacabra Terror". And yeah it was terrible. I laughed at the part where it eats the yippy little dog though.

Yea that part was pretty funny.And kinds sad-ish.But mostly funny.I find the old lady getting killed funnier though tongue.gif

I have to say i think the only part i enjoyed in that movie was when the girl was tied to the shelf thing screaming in terror*ahem* rolleyes.gif
138
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 6 2008, 05:00 PM) *
Yea that part was pretty funny.And kinds sad-ish.But mostly funny.I find the old lady getting killed funnier though tongue.gif

I have to say i think the only part i enjoyed in that movie was when the girl was tied to the shelf thing screaming in terror*ahem* rolleyes.gif

Yeah, that movie was laughably cheesy. I think I bought it in a bargain bin and then proceeded to through it out after watching it.
superchunkymonkey
Does anybody remember BABY: legend of the lost secret came out in the mid 80s? It was a movie about a family of sauropods found in the African jungle and of course the scientists had to protect it from the one bad guy poacher.
Celticfan34
Yeah ive heard of it it was bad!!!!!
ammy
IMO most of the newer stuff on sci-fi channel*the origional*It all looks ridiculouse.
Dragon Seeker
QUOTE (ammy @ May 7 2008, 10:41 AM) *
IMO most of the newer stuff on sci-fi channel*the origional*It all looks ridiculouse.



Well if its new and on TV then of course its junk, pretty much anything can get on TV these days
Pluto-x
Yeah! Did you notice all the sci fi channel movies coming out lately? Some aren't bad, but most of them... the acting is horrible and the special effects make it look so fake.

I think Sci Fi should stick to making mini series and such.
Callum-Da-Grouch
What about Bigfoot and the Hendersons??? does that count????
Yorgmiester
SciFi made a new one:Aztec Rex tongue.gif
sadistic jellyfish of doom
QUOTE (Ghost It Notes @ May 4 2008, 12:01 AM) *
This is an oldie from the 80's...The Legend of Boggy Creek. Ugh!!! A squatch type creature terrorized some peeps in a cabin. It was insanely laughable.

Lol... That movie had the best line in it ever.
"This is Jim. He walks with a limp because he shot his foot off in a horrible boating accident."
Aanica
QUOTE (Celticfan34 @ May 3 2008, 06:51 PM) *
Well I was changing through the channels and came across Shark Attack 3: Megalodon which had to be one of the worst movies ever made. They kept showing pics of great white sharks for a fish that was 60 feet long, and the strange grunting sound the shakr made. The whole movie just sucked. I don't know what you all think so im asking.

yea it one of the worst!
kenshinx
QUOTE (Callum-Da-Grouch @ May 7 2008, 11:05 PM) *
What about Bigfoot and the Hendersons??? does that count????


nah... it was fun
Tia
One of the Megalodong movies was the worst, the scene was boring so the guy just comes out with "can I eat your %$##!" forget the killer shark.
designer
The SciFi stuff is bad, but I can't stop watching it. blush.gif I'm waiting for Netflick's Cloverfield and Lockness terror to come in now. whistling2.gif
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