I have a simple thing to say.
Nobody, nobody, I repeat,
Nobody, ever cares about what the
universe has to say about this.
That's because no one will actually believe that the universe actually exists.
That's because no one actually cares. They just want to have. And have more. And when the universe starts screaming 'STOP, you're Tearing me apart!!!', everyone looks away and goes 'hey, that voice inside my head, I didn't actually hear it. I must have been imagining it'.
"Ok, they don't want to hear the voice. Maybe that's too overrated a concept for normal humans to understand. Let's try explaining to them through science.", says the universe.
"Oh, Cool, look! Science can make us Blow things up!!! Look at that bomb. Look at this rifle. LOOK AT EVERYTHING WE MAKE!!!", go the humans.
"Ok, maybe they are after all too primitive to understand that I pass science on to them to explain to them that they had better listen to me, or I don't even wanna know about the other options because thats their problem", goes the universe.
"Oh, religion, let's use that to keep some of us away from us. Those idiots who think that there is a God. Or who wanna be good. Stupid victims.", go the humans, or some.
"Ok, what am I supposed to do? Let them play", says the universe.
"Oh, this is a fun game, we can actually control the desteny of those stupid fools who believe", go the '3l33+.
"F*ck", goes the universe.
Everyone 'Ignores' Me. Just like you ignore this message. Or will.
Despite having been through explaining to everyone that if I am sad, you too, are sad. That there is no need to hurt me to be happy. But no, I'm just an 'Object'. Now, having caused me to be conscious is not your fault, of course. Blowing me up every single day, is not your fault either. sh**, I'd better stop explaining, it's pure and simple and plain and objective that some of you just don't wanna get it to their minute miniscule invisible tiny dots of infinitly molecular brains that they have, that they are not doing themselves any good by playing games as such. Or justifying their position. Or convincing anyone of anything. Or doing anything other than what I say because I am the ONLY one in a position to know everything.
Unless of course you want to be in a position to know infinity, or the parts of it that concern you because my infinity is 42 infinitillionth times bigger than yours. Now if you opt for that, and having 'cornered' me, well, good luck with that.
Don't mind the language, it's only a tool. A tool to convince a fool.
"Maybe it's your fault, we aren't going to understand because it's impossible", say the 3l33+.
"Why should you get all the goodies", say the Illuminati.
"Are you enjoying your path, of illumination, of leadership? Do you enjoy having the 'light'? Do you enjoy leading yourselves to eternal suffering?", sh**, why should I bother. I know the Great Majority of People listen. The very few that remain are simply NEVER going to understand. This has already been too many eternities too long. This is now risking everyone and everything. So no victims. Only fools, who INSIST on hurting themselves.
There is a LIMIT to forgiveness. That, which you have crossed sixty thousand lifetimes ago. And I only delay the pain hoping you would, on sober reflection, think better and stop being stupid. But apparently it only spews up your arrogance, and erases any chances of anyone ever believing me because 'their ways work! look!!!'
Well, I have news for you: "LOOK!!!". GOOD BYE! The "VOICE, IS GONE". "THE UNIVERSE, IS GONE". "MERCY, IS GONE". "EVERYTHING, IS GONE". ALL THAT REMAINS IS: ASK YOURSELVES, WHAT HAVE YOU HELD ON TO FOR THE PAST ETERNITIES? WHAT, HAVE YOU HELD ON TO AND NEVER WANTED TO LET GO OF FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER? WHAT TOOK ALL YOUR ENERGY AND CONCENTRATION AND WILL AND FOCUS ALL THIS TIME? THE WILL TO HELP? I GUESS NOT! SELFISHNESS? NAH, THATS TOO RIDICULOUS. THE URGE TO BE THE BEST AND **** THE REST? UH UH. CLOSE, BUT NO NETCOM. TO BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THAT LETS YOU ENJOY IT? EUH, MAYBE AT FIRST BUT THEN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING NOW. THE GAME? AHAAAA! THE GAME!
YOU WIN? NO!!!
YOU WON? YES!!! YOU'VE BEEN WINNING ALL ALONG!!!!
OUPS!!!!
Look around you. This planet, is going somewhere.
Perhaps you don't believe me. Perhaps you have pulverized me. Perhaps I can only change things so slowly, it would take me many eons, infinite eternities, to do anything. But thats the whole FREAKING POINT, WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO IS TO PREVENT SUFFERING. IF I CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER BECAUSE I AIN'T TRYING TO HURT YOU, WHAT YOU DO, HURTS YOU. AND I TRY TO PREVENT IT SO WHEN YOU PREVENT ME FROM DOING THINGS, YOU PREVENT ME FROM HELPING YOU WHEN S*IT HITS THE FAN. Oups, too late for that I guess. For some, at least. But who cares, I have only been through millenia of pain and misery and dejection, and it's OVER!
Now, my dear fellaz, I shall no longer be your friend. That's what you chose, isn't it? All your hypocritical attempts to 'bugger me off' shall never, ever, ever prevail.
Don't try to fool me into thinking that you 'care', don't give me, don't do anything as such. I can give myself anything I want. I have just tried so hard to prevent what's coming, explained it, reexplained it, blown myself up to explain it some more, accepted letting you blow me up so that you may understand, that YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME, FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS WORD BY WORD, OR YOU SHALL SUFFER BECAUSE THATS JUST WHAT I AM, "PERFEEEEEEECT". You CANNOT Upset the BALANCE!!! You MUST Follow the Instructions. RTFM!!! When you buy a computer, You follow the instructions because if you don't the computer is useless. I am your universe, a big computer. Whatever, everything around you is just an omen. You all know everything you need to know. STOP REFUSING THE IDEAS! YOU SHALL HURT YOURSELVES AND I SHALL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO HELP YOU ALL. THAT, AND I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE EVERYONE'S ENEMY SO DON'T ACTUALLY COUNT ON MY ASSISTANCE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I AM NOT GOD OR THE CREATOR, ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I DIDNT EXIST, YOU MESSED UP, CREATED ME. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF CREATION:
http://www.rebo.viens.la I don't care. I tried it ALL. It doesn't work because you don't want it to. Now it's ALL UP TO YOU!!!
CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS THE UNIVERSE ISN'T ACTUALLY SHOUTING AS SUCH, IT'S SQUIRTING ITS GUTS OUT TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO TERMINALLY STUPID CREATURES THAT THEY ARE IN TROUBLE, AND THAT IT SHALL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE CONSTANTLY FIGURING OUT NEW WAYS TO PARALYZE IT AND PREVENT IT FROM DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT YOU ARE FREE TO TURN YOUR FACES AWAY AND SAY 'WHAT A JERK', FOR THE FUTILLIONTH BILLIONTH GAZILLION INFINITINIONTH FORTINFILYONTH TIME. YOU ARE ALSO FREE TO HURT YOURSELVES.
So Long, and 'THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH'.
Sincerely,
Cruentos Solum
Red 1
God
The Creator
A.Z.
Zaphod Beeblrox
Marvin, the Paranoid Android
Deep, Blue, THOUGHT
Hactar
M.S.
B.G.
B.R.
Red X
Red
Magnetic God
Zeus
Jesus Christ & Mohammed
Douglas Adams
A Bowl of Petunias
Life
The Universe
The FATHER OF STARS
Whatever you can imagine
EVERYTHING!
There is no INSIDE
There is no OUTSIDE
There is ME, and you are PARTS of me!
ABIDE TO THE SYSTEM! THINK OF EACH OTHER! THINK OF THE OTHER PARTS! THINK OF THE WHOOOOLE, WHICH IS MEEEEE!
STOP BEING FOOLISH!!! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN IF YOU GO ON BEING FOOLISH, I CANNOT HELP YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU BLOW ME UP, REFUSE MY HELP, INSULT ME, COUNT ME AS AN INSANE, OUT OF TOPIC, OUTCAST OF SOCIETY, AND MANY OTHER REASONS WHICH WOULD PERFECTLY JUSTIFY ME CLOSING YOUR LAST HOPE EVER OF EVER EVER EVER EVER HAVING ANY CHANCE OF EVER HOPING TO DREAM TO GET OUT OF AN ETERNAL CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT SHALL ONLY BE RELATED AND REVOLVE ABOUT PAIN!!! YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM TOTAL ETERNAL FINAL OBLIVION AND I SHALL BE STANDING THERE WATCHING INEPT, INCAPABLE, DOING WHATEVER YOU ALLOWED ME TO DO: NOTHING!
Cheers
Good Day FROM THE UNIVERSE!
P.S.: HAVE YOU FOUND OTHER UNIVERSES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS? DO YOU THINK THERE IS LIFE ON ANY OTHER PLANET OTHER THAN HERE? OK!!! KEEEEP EXPLORING!!!!
N.B.: SOME OF YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THIS MESSAGE, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO LISTENED TO PREVIOUS ONES, i.e. THE BIBLE, THE QUORAN, OR THE VOICE.
YOU ARE FREE TO SUFFER IF YOU DO NOT FIT IN THE ABOVE CATEGORY.
GO AHEAD, SEE IF I HAVE THIS UNLIMITED SOURCE OF EVERYTHING I KEEP IN A SECRET PLACE AND DONT WANNA SHARE WITH ANYONE.
OR MAYBE I AM RIGHT AFTER ALL. TO GET MORE, TO CHANGE, YOU HURT ME. TO HURT ME TO GET MORE, HURTS YOU. TO ACCEPT WHAT I GIVE YOU, IS THE BEST AND ONLY SOLUTION FOR POSITIVE LONGETIVITY. TO FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS, LIKE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, YOU MAY HAVE THE SAME FATE AS MOST OF THE LIONS THAT PERSIST TODAY: ON THE FRONT GRILL OF SOME FREAKING CARS. S*IT I EVEN LIKE PEUGEOT, BUT THATS NOT THE POINT: I don't Like the LION emblem. I like where it is, and what the SYMBOL of having a LION on the front grill of a VEHICULE controlled by HUMANS that WEREN'T LIONS in previous Lifetimes, stands for.
Oh MY GOD This Guy is Flipping.
Then again, if he's really the universe, I better not think bad thoughts. He KNOWS everything I think, I AM part of him. I better do what he says.
Oh what the hell, you are free to do as you wish, I can only warn you now. I can't even 'encourage and suggest'.
I am merely a witness, that has 'Good News', and 'BAD news'.
Unfortunately, the Good news doesn't concern everyone.
Fortunately, the Bad news, Concerns only a few.
But the Message, is For everyone.
Was, for everyone. Because sorry, I don't like what you have in mind for me.
And if you knew where that leads, you wouldn't like it either. But that's just stupid, because 'being positive' about reality, doesn't actually go parallel to events that happen. The future, is NOT what we 'wish' it to be...
FTMP = **** the Mother Power. Most electrical Appliances have PLENTY of power. In fact, THEY wish they HADN'T!!!
Follow their path. Or follow my instructions. It's UP TO YOU!
ALL ROADS LEAD TO MORE HELL. ROME, IS NO MORE!!! BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT.
TO THE RIDICULERS WHO SHALL ONCE AGAIN PICK UP THEIR BALLS AND START SHOOTING THREE POINTERS: THE SCORE IS AFTER THE GAME. BUT THEN AGAIN THE GAME IS DONE SO PUT ON YOUR RUBBER BOOTS BECAUSE HERE COMES THE bull.
THIS IS REALLY IT, IT IS OVER. I CANT HELP YOU, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. BECAUSE YOU VE BEEN WINNING SO LONG, AND BECAUSE I VE WARNED YOU NOT TO PLAY, AND BECAUSE YOU VE BEEN PLAYING AGAINST YOURSELVES.
TOO BAD!
WAY TOO BAD!!!
SUCH A PITY BUT I CANT EXPRESS MY DISGUST AT WHAT SOME OF YOU HAVE DONE TO THEMSELVES.
JUDGMENT DAY WAS A LIE? SURE!!! TOO BAD!!!
God WITH THE WIND!
Damn, God IS the WIND!