I'll have a go at answering the objections, Lt_Ripley -- Just to put in a penny's worth for the Bible version,
Karlis
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

were you really amazed ? I can't believe anyone would be .
and now for some not so scientific blunders -
Genesis
# God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). And how could there be "the evening and the morning" on the first day if there was no sun to mark them? 1:3-5
The "assumption" I'm making is that there was a permanent thick cloud cover in the atmosphere "in the beginning", which was changed on "day four",
to make the sun, moon and stars visible through the cloud-cover -- these all existed BEFORE God started the creation process on this planet.
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

# Plants are made on the third day before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (1:14-19). 1:11
The sun was in existence before the first day of creation; photosynthetic processes act through cloud-cover, do they not?
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

photosynthetic processes
# In an apparent endorsement of astrology, God places the sun, moon, and stars in the firmament so that they can be used "for signs". This, of course, is exactly what astrologers do: read "the signs" in the Zodiac in an effort to predict what will happen on Earth. 1:14
The zodiac actually predates any known civilisation.
In the Bible a number of constellations are named, as if they were "created" by God. Their purpose? Basically, to be used as a memory-system in learning God's plan for Mankind. If one starts a a specific point within the zodiac, and uses each constellation as a "stepping-stone" reference point, and follows succeeding constellations all the way round, a very long and complex story unfolds,
if the stars in the constellations are used as "reference points".This biblical story of God's vast Plan is explained using detailed references in the book:
"The Witness of the Stars", By Ethelbert William Bullinger. At the following link
http://books.google.com.au/books?id=Zl9JmO...mbnail#PPA17,M1you can read the book on-line, if you are interested.
The following is a short preview of the book:
In a work of profound interest to students of Christianity and astrology alike, E.W. Bullinger uses astronomy, celestial charts, and quotations from the Bible to make his case for the existence of God's Word within the movements and configurations of the stars themselves. Beginning with proof in Psalm 19 that "the Creator both numbered as well as named the stars of heaven," Bullinger interprets each of the Twelve Signs of the Zodiac as they relate to biblical prophecy, arriving at some interesting-and controversial-conclusions. British clergyman ETHELBERT WILLIAM BULLINGER (1837-1913) was one of the most respected Bible scholars of the 19th century. He is author of numerous works including Commentary on Revelation, Great Cloud of Witnesses, and How to Enjoy the Bible.QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

# God makes two lights: "the greater light [the sun] to rule the day, and the lesser light [the moon] to rule the night." But the moon is not a light, but only reflects light from the sun. And why, if God made the moon to "rule the night", does it spend half of its time moving through the daytime sky? 1:16
Picky, picky, picky. Methinks you can work that out without help.
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

God worries that people could build a tower high enough to reach him (them?) in heaven, and that by so doing they will become omnipotent. 11:4-6
In simple terms;
this is symbolic of "advancement" through Mankind's co-operation in gaining technology.
At a guess, if God had not intervened at that time,
perhaps Mankind could have developed nuclear capability in rather short time. Not a good idea, methinks, at that time. Even in our day, I think this life on this planet is facing very likely destruction at the hands of Man. Consider the words of Jesus some 2,000 years ago:
Mat 24:21 for then shall be great tribulation, such as has not been since the beginning of the world to this time; no, nor ever shall be.
Mat 24:22
And unless those days should be shortened, no flesh would be saved [alive]. But for the elect's sake, those days shall be shortened.
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

I won't even get into Noah - that's just laughable plus taken from the Gilgamesh story of the flood.
Hhmmm -- consider the dimensions, and especially
consider the proportions of the "ark".
Please
check out the ratio of the length of the ark to its width ... l
ength is six times the width.
Considering that the "ark" was 450 feet long and 75 feet wide, that is
precisely the ratio that today's marine engineers know is the ideal for sea-worthiness, stability and structural integrity/strength of large, ocean going vessels.Also --
in the Gilgamesh epic, the craft was a square vessel; completely unstable in rough weather.
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

# Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked baby goats. 30:37-39
# God (or an angel) praises Jacob for his fancy genetic work in Gen.30:37-39. 31:11-12
( so by that line of thinking above , looking at streaked rods while two humans copulate ought to result in streaked babies ???? that's the genetic the bible is pushing ? lmao . Kind of how people though John Merek ( the Elephant Man) became that way because an elephant scared his mother. that's uneducated thinking)
The rods, etc., had nothing to do with genetics.

It was God's supernatural intervention.
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 10 2008, 06:57 PM)

that's only some ( I left out a whole lot about Noah) and it's only Genesis !
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html