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Lilith Incarnate
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b**** has everything.
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2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
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silverracerkh2005
QUOTE (darrkmoonbride @ May 10 2008, 01:04 AM) *
[b]Tips for the ladies in year 2008[/b] [/font]
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b**** has everything.
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2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
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i love 7,8,and 10,lmfao clap.gif
Star_girl
Love IT!!! No 8 is soo me! original.gif
SquiggleVonNoodle
Missed buy your own body weight in shoes/handbags
MoonPrincess
I love "Number 8." That's so me too. XD

All my friends know how I act. Especially when I'm on sugar.

Awsome. thumbsup.gif
Bella-Angelique
In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
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electrolyticman
I am not 12.
bogcreeper
QUOTE (darrkmoonbride @ May 10 2008, 04:04 AM) *
[b]Tips for the ladies in year 2008[/b] [/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"]

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b**** has everything.
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2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
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You added sweet in #12 ... give me a break, for some reason girls think sweet = boring.
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