FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Full Version: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
QUOTE (louie @ May 14 2008, 12:48 PM) 
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Uh huh............
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QUOTE (Finsup22 @ May 14 2008, 12:55 PM)
This is so funny.
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QUOTE (Bella-Angelique @ May 14 2008, 11:59 AM)
This is so funny.
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You got a double whammy on that huh!
lmao
lol thats great! a good joke
QUOTE (louie @ May 14 2008, 08:48 AM)
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
QFT = WIN!!!
LOL 
QUOTE (Bella-Angelique @ May 14 2008, 09:59 AM)
This is so funny.
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lmaoQUOTE
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
lmao
Haha, great joke. Lol, so funny.
Aw, Bella Angelique it was just a joke. Settle down.
And while you're up go get me a beer, willya?
Cold.
With a glass.
And don't get between me and the TV while you're doing it ... <grumble>
(Gatofeo ducks Bella Angelique's slapping and runs out the door!)
And while you're up go get me a beer, willya?
Cold.
With a glass.
And don't get between me and the TV while you're doing it ... <grumble>
(Gatofeo ducks Bella Angelique's slapping and runs out the door!)
I'm still thinking that 3 of them aren't really needed....
QUOTE (Gatofeo @ May 18 2008, 09:01 PM)
Aw, Bella Angelique it was just a joke. Settle down.
And while you're up go get me a beer, willya?
Cold.
With a glass.
And don't get between me and the TV while you're doing it ... <grumble>
(Gatofeo ducks Bella Angelique's slapping and runs out the door!)
And while you're up go get me a beer, willya?
Cold.
With a glass.
And don't get between me and the TV while you're doing it ... <grumble>
(Gatofeo ducks Bella Angelique's slapping and runs out the door!)
lmao
The revised rules for men to have a happy life:
1: Always keep a supply of chocolate in the house
2: Be prepared to duck very quickly
3: Share the beer
4: Keep the seat down
5: Remember if she asks "do i look fat" DON'T TELL THE TRUTH!!!
1: Always keep a supply of chocolate in the house
2: Be prepared to duck very quickly
3: Share the beer
4: Keep the seat down
5: Remember if she asks "do i look fat" DON'T TELL THE TRUTH!!!
Very funny! 
QUOTE (SquiggleVonNoodle @ May 19 2008, 12:57 AM)
The revised rules for men to have a happy life:
1: Always keep a supply of chocolate in the house
2: Be prepared to duck very quickly
3: Share the beer
4: Keep the seat down
5: Remember if she asks "do i look fat" DON'T TELL THE TRUTH!!!
1: Always keep a supply of chocolate in the house
2: Be prepared to duck very quickly
3: Share the beer
4: Keep the seat down
5: Remember if she asks "do i look fat" DON'T TELL THE TRUTH!!!
roflmfao
if you do tell the truth for number five,fallow rule #2,lmao and be prepared not to have any "fun" for a long time.lmao
-Kodi
Lol
Important Rule for Men to Continue to Have A Happy Life: If women find out, better hope they don't castrate you. 
QUOTE (Blind Atrocity @ May 25 2008, 09:03 PM)
Important Rule for Men to Continue to Have A Happy Life: If women find out, better hope they don't castrate you.
ouch.
Does this dress make me look fat?
Oh no of course it does not make you look fat,
Its all the cake and ice cream you eat that makes you look fat
Oh no of course it does not make you look fat,
Its all the cake and ice cream you eat that makes you look fat
QUOTE (Sporkling @ May 26 2008, 08:58 AM)
Does this dress make me look fat?
Oh no of course it does not make you look fat,
Its all the cake and ice cream you eat that makes you look fat
Oh no of course it does not make you look fat,
Its all the cake and ice cream you eat that makes you look fat
omg im laughing so hard
if you ever do say that be prepared to get slapped,then sleep on the couch a while,lmao
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