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Ghost It Notes
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/135619035.html

I think this is an accurate description for many of us gals. If not all, at least some, especially # 5, at least for me. devil.gif
distortedpandy
#5 for moi. happy.gif
InHuman
This is good news.
Ghost It Notes
Lol Pandy! I am glad to know I'm not the only one! I can remember that feeling since waaaay back.
Veliska
I'm number 4...lol
Pleasure
I've met many of these. ohmy.gif
MySummerJob
Me too... But in movies =/
SirRedeye
whistling2.gif




(that was informative-lol)
The Mule
QUOTE (distortedpandy @ May 28 2008, 06:08 PM) *
#5 for moi. happy.gif



Pandy when are you gonna come visit me?
_Nyx_
4 & 5 tongue.gif

amazingly enough it all works out favorably in the end devil.gif
Neith
4 the day before

and 3 disgust.gif
Shankpin
Im prolly a little bit of each one.
tcgram
QUOTE (_Nyx_ @ May 29 2008, 11:21 PM) *
4 & 5 tongue.gif

amazingly enough it all works out favorably in the end devil.gif

4 and 5 for me as well, hubby says sometimes he doesn't know whether to hug me or run for cover.... laugh.gif
Affliction
^

Don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die.
Tom2943
QUOTE (Affliction @ May 30 2008, 01:21 PM) *
^

Don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die.


I LOL'ed

Next time a woman complains to you that you have no idea what she's going through, tell her to try putting up with her mood swings. Works for me... tongue.gif

Just joking, ladies. Unlucky.
Lt_Ripley
the women have PMS to blame but what is the excuse for men ? Football ?



Tom2943
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ May 30 2008, 05:22 PM) *
the women have PMS to blame but what is the excuse for men ? Football ?


No no, not at all...Rugby wink2.gif

I was only joking, believe me my comment was meant in the most light-hearted of ways, I hope I didn't cause any offense. The Alien quadrilogy, as referenced in your name, is an amazing series, by the way - nice to see another fan.
Promethius
QUOTE
the women have PMS to blame but what is the excuse for men ? Football ?


I believe men's excuse is called women. grin2.gif wacko.gif
Lightning88
QUOTE (Affliction @ May 30 2008, 05:21 AM) *
^

Don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die.

i lmao at that,and im glad to know #5 is still hiding in there,now how do i get #5 out,lmao



edited for stupidity,lmao
She-ra
QUOTE (_Nyx_ @ May 29 2008, 11:21 PM) *
4 & 5 tongue.gif

amazingly enough it all works out favorably in the end devil.gif

Yea sista... tongue.gif devil.gif
QUOTE
4 and 5 for me as well, hubby says sometimes he doesn't know whether to hug me or run for cover....

LMAO TCGram!! w00t.gif


She-ra
OKAY WATCH OUT ~ I'm officially PMS'ing! w00t.gif disgust.gif devil.gif
Ghost It Notes
QUOTE (silverracerkh2005 @ Jun 6 2008, 08:50 PM) *
i lmao at that,and im glad to know #5 is still hiding in there,now how do i get #5 out,lmao



edited for stupidity,lmao


You get #5 out by not acting like she has the plague and is hideous. Also, a dark towel under you two is helpful to absorb any "troublesome stains" grin2.gif
Lightning88
QUOTE (Ghost It Notes @ Jun 8 2008, 01:21 PM) *
You get #5 out by not acting like she has the plague and is hideous. Also, a dark towel under you two is helpful to absorb any "troublesome stains" grin2.gif

lmao,i never treat her that way,so it should be easy,hehe ill remember the towel tho,lmao
~ MacDDT ~
Here's some advice for the younger guys, when your in a bad situation just think of it as a thunderstorm, there is nothing you can say or do that will calm the storms fury so just take shelter and go about your business it will pass and the sun will come out again in a few days yes.gif
and to pull off a convincing "I'm sorry" just think".."that I have to be here" in your head, but never ever ever say that part out loud!!! no.gif ...trust me!
Lightning88
QUOTE (~ MacDDT ~ @ Jun 9 2008, 02:27 AM) *
Here's some advice for the younger guys, when your in a bad situation just think of it as a thunderstorm, there is nothing you can say or do that will calm the storms fury so just take shelter and go about your business it will pass and the sun will come out again in a few days yes.gif
and to pull off a convincing "I'm sorry" just think".."that I have to be here" in your head, but never ever ever say that part out loud!!! no.gif ...trust me!

lmao,i never stay in trouble long,we love each other too much wub.gif then #5 comes out,hehe
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