Just curious, how would you guys fight off an alien who has the intent of abducting you. Or better yet what would you do if confronted with the situation. I would try to run, but most likely i would just faint lol.

A watergun.

LMAO! The supersoaker 3000. When no normal watergun will work!

A sharp, pointy object.

i would say if you hurt me ill sew you!!!
if that wont work and they will hurt me, kick um in the shins

I would tell him I´m gay cause at the time I haven´t eard of any gay people abducted . LOL

Nothing agaisnt homosexual people.


Or I would tell I would throw him a tv showing MTV, that would definatly keep him confused.... for about 5 minutes, after that he would most likely decide to destroy mankind to prevent further horror inflicted on unprepared aliens.

I would use my dog that is trained to sniff out alien life forms, then i would use the power of chuck norris to save the day.

I think If you combined the gay idea, with the chuck norris idea, to make a gay chuck norris weapon, nothing would touch you!!!

Personally I'd sneeze on any hostile aliens... their immune systems would be incapable of fighting off germs which they had never encountered before, such as the common cold, but would be easily survived by us, due to us evolving alongside such viruses.

good point... like the movie signs right, but they could do the same back to use with the same effect.

I would use a roll of the clear plastic wrap at the entrance of my door so that when they try to come in they are fooled and therefore frustrating it . I would then use that moment to jump it and perform my own experiments on it.

I would release my 9 flying monkeys so they could take over their mothership, leaving them totaly defenceless against my awsome powers.

Best way to figt aliens.

SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS.

Wake up.

I would throw other humans at it until it gave up or found one of them more interesting or (to paraphrase an old joke about lions) I would put on a pair of running shoes - I wouldn't have to be faster than him, just faster than you!

Poke their eyes. Their eyes are HUGE, and this tactic works against deadly shark

...What kind of aliens are we talking about? Greys do the abducting so I guess we are talking about them. Greys are supposed to be really weak, soooo..... With my fists... Wouldnt be hard

Stay away from the woods and the countryside.

They don't seem to bother people too much in the city or the suburbs.

I haven't met an ET, so I don't know...

The best way is by using psychic powers. Because, it has a better chance than guns.

Lol, it's nice to know you guys have a sense of humor.

Thanks you

Water. I think that can help

I am boycotting this thread as being biased against aliens. Not all abductions are actually abductions some are merely, shall I say, attempts to lure? Either way I will post on this thread when and if an equal thread entitled 'Best way to Date an alien' is posted. Especially if it is a Martian girl with cute antennae.

Like that one from Mars Attack

How would I fight off an attempted alien abduction?
A series of resounding farts.
The kind of farts that Gatofeo is famous -- or rather, infamous -- for producing.

I can imagine the aliens' response:
"Ewwwwwwww! Let's not take this one Zeebork! He'll stink-up the whole mother ship! <gasp> <cough> Let's go to that law office we passed on the way here. No one will miss a few lawyers."

Pressing the back of your tongue with your fingers and vomiting all over their feet might work too.

I am prepaired for battle as we speak!

Good idea. Those trailer parks are a magnet for all kids of crazy things.

12 gauge... no doubt in my mind. if that fails ill run and hope someone around is slower

I'd tackle it and throw it out of my second story window. If that doesn't work, I'd hit it with a crobar.

I keep some cans of Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kick in the pantry for such occasions.

PS also goes well with zombie invasions,and compliments chainsaw-weilding mutants very nicely

unless it had some sorty of alien armour plating lol i dont see why a gun wouldnt suffice

dudes, just do what Bill and Ted did
play Battleship against it, and if u win, then they get Melvin-ed

but i like the germs idea, they wont be used to it, prob drop dead instantly lol

...or just pull off a Little Nicky impersonation and yell "Get in the flask!" and show them your flask

Search for its alien world and find its brainiac leader and capture it. Tell them "Live in peace or die!"

Slap it and tell it to pay up.


Edit: Supernast, I find that comment highly offensive to myself. I am Bi-Sexual, thus, I am attracted to males. Why don't you try your homo-phobic smack talk to me?

Homophobic smack aside, and away from the great humorous answers, I would rebuke it in the name of Jesus. Ya'll might try this and see what happens. Word.

Haha.. It reminds me of in movies where the religious person(s) will come out and try to rebuke it in the name of Jesus. The alien then turns its head slightly in confusion and blows them to shreds.

I'd hold his head and stick a thumb in each of his eyes.

In all respect, Jesus is not included in my beliefs....so, oh well.

::sigh:: you all missed the single most obvious solution...

Eat them!!!!!

Aliens have huge heads, therefore they are topheavy. A good push to the torso and they'll topple. Then I'd proceed to do an Irish jig on its frail body.

I would attempt to teabag it, whether or not it was standing up.

ROTMFLMAO!

Hell no the best way to fight an alien is to shoot the SOB right bettween the eyes. And then cut It's freaking head off.

I would sic my dog no it then shoot it with my 12 gauge then mount it over the fireplace. after that I would stand all day by the fire in a velvet robe smoking a cigar drinking whiskey, just waiting for someone to come over and ask me where i got that trophy from.

Just mimic the most annoying sound in the world as heard in Dumb and Dumber.

Ahhh the ole War of the Worlds tecnique nice....

i give it you know what and hope it go away