A: The nation
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So much for the "Close but no cigar defense.
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Q: How does Clinton practice safe sex?
A: He doesn't light the cigar
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.
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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
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Got those noodles ready yet stillcrazy?
