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stillcrazy
Okay at her request. I have purchased a vast amount of noodles and cooked them up so they are now wet and soggy. Everyone is invited to take out thier disdain for bad jokes posted by our lovely miss Nxt2Hvn.

Have fun thumbsup.gif
PsychicPenguin
One reason I don't post jokes here tongue.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Should I bend over???? w00t.gif blink.gif
stillcrazy
Just show us the back side of your Avatar
Lottie
ooh errr misses!!! ohmy.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Okay.. here I am ... bending over...

Please be easy.. after all I am an innocent little angel! huh.gif

stillcrazy
LOL laugh.gif
X~File_Agent
Damn, my noodle broke. That's a hard behind. laugh.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (X~File_Agent @ Feb 24 2004, 08:58 PM)
Damn, my noodle broke. That's a hard behind. laugh.gif

Yep... BUNS OF STEEL!! wink2.gif

(at least I am working on them anyway) tongue.gif

Keep on with the Flogging! w00t.gif
DreamRebel
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man_in_mudboots
wet noodles? not for me! im grabbing a huge wad of extremely nasty swamp grass and flogging her with it. i made sure to mix in plenty sloppy mud too. get her nice white wings all dirty. devil.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Wet Fish?... Mud? crying.gif Oh My!
stillcrazy
Okay, now I'm pissed. I spent all that money (89cents) on noodles and now your all using wet fish and swamp grass. disgust.gif
man_in_mudboots
sorry, but wet noodles dont inflict pain and muddy-ness like a good old wet fish or wad of swamp grass. illl pay the 89 cents back wink2.gif .
babyforrest
babyforrest enters, silly string in hand...
thepsychoticseaotter
HMMMM should I do it or not. On one hand I like her jokes on the otter I never turn down a good flogging....(usually mine)


I mean she's so cute an innocent and cute.......


I can't flog something so sweet.......

But I like to flog people or beat them with rubber chickens.....

But she's so cute.....

ohhhh I'm sooo confused...... crying.gif
man_in_mudboots
i think she tries to be so cute and so sweet she deafeats her purpose and becomes revolting. in a recent study, rubber chickens were found to reduce these tendancies.
Kira
ok that's enough i think whistling2.gif
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