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louie
1. You’ve already watched every video on YouTube

2. Nothing in the break room is made by Jose Cuervo

3. You’ve already emptied your flask and don’t want to lose your buzz

4. Because all of your friends are unemployed and at the bar already

5. All of history’s great guitar players were notorious drunks, so shouldn’t you be one when you play Guitar Hero?

6. Because you strongly believe that EVERY hour should be Happy Hour

7. You’ve got to pregame for bar trivia, because you’ll be damned if you’re going to be beaten by the “Sassy Secretaries” again

8. You need something to talk about at your next AA meeting

9. You’ve been looking for a slow time to hit on that bartender

10. Because it’s Tuesday

Mademoiselle
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Neith
Your Irish and you love the drink, who'd a thunk it.... kiss.gif

I kid wink2.gif
louie
QUOTE (clover @ Jun 4 2008, 11:49 PM) *
Your Irish and you love the drink, who'd a thunk it.... kiss.gif

I kid wink2.gif

But your quite right. an we have to drink to try an forget that they are always after our lucky charms.lol.lol
crtbud
QUOTE (louie @ Jun 2 2008, 03:57 AM) *
1. You’ve already watched every video on YouTube

2. Nothing in the break room is made by Jose Cuervo

3. You’ve already emptied your flask and don’t want to lose your buzz

4. Because all of your friends are unemployed and at the bar already

5. All of history’s great guitar players were notorious drunks, so shouldn’t you be one when you play Guitar Hero?

6. Because you strongly believe that EVERY hour should be Happy Hour

7. You’ve got to pregame for bar trivia, because you’ll be damned if you’re going to be beaten by the “Sassy Secretaries” again

8. You need something to talk about at your next AA meeting

9. You’ve been looking for a slow time to hit on that bartender

10. Because it’s Tuesday


rofl.gif number 10's my favorite, but they're all hilarious
Ciraxis
who needs a reason to drink? huh.gif

I liked it anyways!
silverracerkh2005
QUOTE (louie @ Jun 4 2008, 11:55 AM) *
But your quite right. an we have to drink to try an forget that they are always after our lucky charms.lol.lol

lmfao,i thought that was funnier then the list clap.gif
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