Myself and couple of Colleagues decided we would put together a list of things you can do to prevent being abducted:

1) Wear a foil cap or some kind of brain barrier devise to keep "them" from locating you.

2) Put the name Chuck Norris on your mail box, No one ABDUCTS Chuck Norris.

3) Never get complacent, complacency gets you abducted!!!

4) Have multiple "Abduction Escape Routes" and clarify to any accompanying guest. You should practice monthly evacuations to be sure that the route is fresh in your mind.

5) Let your friends know of your concerns for yours and their families and organize a "Neighborhood Alien Watch."

6) Never purchase homes that are mobile or have wheels.

7) Do not farm for any reason (Especially corn, this seems to attract them).

8) Keep your tactical skills tuned by playing such games as Rainbow Six Vegas 2, or GTA.

9) If you see weird **** going on in your yard (lights and sounds) dont go out and investigate... a gun will do little damage.

10) Put your wife near the window so they get her instead.


These are just a couple please feel free to add more.
After all the more precautions we can take the better!!!!!

If the latest alien video shows us anything, keeping your drapes closed is another good one.

Thats funny stuff.

I think as long as you wear a foil cap you should be safe. Its hard to abduct someone whom you cannot locate. also i think that having the element of surprise is a great thing to have. and is easily obtained with laser trio wires in your door ways and windows.

I like where you are going with booby trap thing

this should be in the jokes section

nice!

I thought the foil cap would prevent them from reading your thoughts?

No 2 was the best No one abducts Chuck Norris!

Yeah that was one of my favorites as well

Another good way to stop a abduction is to arm-bar the alien real fast so then it will have a second though about taking someone so crafty!!!




I forgot that if you do buy a home with wheels, make sure that you have them taken off!!!!

Well. I better get those wheels off.......

2, 7 and 10 = awesomeness

If I was an alien, I wouldn't abduct someone wearing a foil hat, but only because I'd think they were the village idiot

Chuck Norris lmao

that list was funny as hell...chuck norris? ROFL

Why dont you just move next door to chuck norris.

I dunno...

If they give you an anal probe, act as though you're really enjoying it. (?)

I personally wouldn't mind being abducted...

Just as long as they were nice alien beings that wanted to bring me on for a party, or share all the secrets of the universe, and promised to bring me back unharmed (physically or emotionally) by the end of the night!

Kick them in the finger?

yer they all cracked me up lets see how i go with making one close and lock all doors and blinds XD

wheres the 10 ways to not get round house kicked by Chuck Norris bit...

One word: Crowbar

Need I elaborate?

how about playing,destroy all humans on ps2?...............lolz,jk