A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Full Version: Blonde Game
See We are Smarter than you think! 
finally, a funny smart blonde joke, but then again, maybe she isn't a natural blonde 
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on
a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would
like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants
to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and
explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He
explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't
know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring
there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,
agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and
the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands
her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get
some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes
the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would
like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants
to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and
explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He
explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't
know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring
there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,
agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and
the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands
her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get
some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes
the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Blonde out of a bottle more like!
Hahahaha
Thats like the game were you punch someone in the arm,and the one who punches the hardest loses(you must punch the softest to win).
I always go first,punch the crap out of his shoulder,bruise the poor guy and say"you win".
years ago at school ,i mean.
Thats like the game were you punch someone in the arm,and the one who punches the hardest loses(you must punch the softest to win).
I always go first,punch the crap out of his shoulder,bruise the poor guy and say"you win".
years ago at school ,i mean.
| QUOTE |
| Thats like the game were you punch someone in the arm,and the one who punches the hardest loses(you must punch the softest to win). I always go first,punch the crap out of his shoulder,bruise the poor guy and say"you win". |
Well that brought back a memory! There was a guy who was the school bully in 4th grade. I played that game with him except it was 'who can hit the hardest', whoever gave up first lost. My arm was black and blue when I got home.
Interestingly, the same fellow was stabbed to death at a lakeside bar at the ripe old age of 21.
Oh...and good joke Shirini
| QUOTE (joc @ Mar 17 2004, 04:09 AM) | ||
Well that brought back a memory! There was a guy who was the school bully in 4th grade. I played that game with him except it was 'who can hit the hardest', whoever gave up first lost. My arm was black and blue when I got home. Interestingly, the same fellow was stabbed to death at a lakeside bar at the ripe old age of 21. Oh...and good joke Shirini |
I know that game to,but no one ever played with me,,,sob
Did you win??
21 and stabed is bad,it was another bully from other area,maybe.
bulling only last for so long,AT ANY SCALE.
example,the lawyer got smart with offering $500,the blonde got smart becouse she was sleepy..thus never bother a sleepy blonde.
hahahaha just jokeing
| QUOTE (<bleeding_heart> @ Mar 17 2004, 03:58 AM) |
| Blonde out of a bottle more like! |
a fake blonde is a true blonde at heart!
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