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Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (Jason KB @ Jun 7 2008, 12:28 AM) *
What the hell???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh god, oh god...wait.....wait.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

no i'm not done laughing from the pain...in my sides!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points* I RULE YOU!!!!
*edited* sorry wanted to feel special....for once hahaha
Jason KB
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 01:11 AM) *
But there are a lot of things you don't know, arent there? I am an intuitive. And I know you wonder why you never fulfilled your full potential. You had dreams, aspirations...and yet you gave them up. Its not too late, you know? Release your anger and the sadness you so often hide. Dream, and then live those dreams!

There is much love for you here, my child.


Wait...I'm picking something up here.....late 20s.....lives with his parents in the basement......no girlfriend? Am I warm?
Shankpin
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:24 AM) *
I come here from only a place of love and kindness. There is no disrespect meant. Forgive me, my brethren. I am but a simple monk. A human being, like you. I too make mistakes. My apologies to all who feel wronged.

I love you all!!!


yes, yes, and we all love stop sign orbs here as well & of course, yield portals, & finger anomalies!

so, yes, I can feel the love.
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (Jason KB @ Jun 7 2008, 12:30 AM) *
Wait...I'm picking something up here.....late 20s.....lives with his parents in the basement......no girlfriend? Am I warm?

no dude your totally ON FIRE!!!!!! 3RD DEGREE BURNS!!!! HEY GOD CAST CURE IV!!!!!
Shankpin
QUOTE (Jason KB @ Jun 7 2008, 12:30 AM) *
Wait...I'm picking something up here.....late 20s.....lives with his parents in the basement......no girlfriend? Am I warm?

I do think the "monk" word gave that one away..
ESPeter
QUOTE (Guardian Angel of Fire @ Jun 7 2008, 01:25 AM) *
yeah....sorry i'm not gay....no thanks.....you can keep your love....i prefer women >.>


My love for you is not sexual, I assure you. It is a brotherhood of all man. I must love you as I love myself.
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 12:30 AM) *
yes, yes, and we all love stop sign orbs here as well & of course, yield portals, & finger anomalies!

so, yes, I can feel the love.

oh wait my ears ringing, i'm picking something up....could it be??? PARANORMAL ACTIVITY???
Phase 3
bro this thread was posted as a joke, you need to calm down.
ESPeter
QUOTE (Jason KB @ Jun 7 2008, 01:30 AM) *
Wait...I'm picking something up here.....late 20s.....lives with his parents in the basement......no girlfriend? Am I warm?


Such hostility. And for what reason? The anger you feel at yourself is no reason to belittle others. I forgive you, though. For you are human as are we all.

Love and Blessings to you.
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:32 AM) *
My love for you is not sexual, I assure you. It is a brotherhood of all man. I must love you as I love myself.

DUDE!!!! EWWWWW!!!! THATS DISGUSTING KEEP THAT INFORMATION TO YOURSELF! TMI MAN TMI!!! *shudders*
ESPeter
QUOTE (Black_Swamp_Paranormal @ Jun 7 2008, 01:33 AM) *
bro this thread was posted as a joke, you need to calm down.


Calm, I am. Thank you, my brother, for your concerns about my well being. Your kindness is appreciated here in this environment of hostility.
Shankpin
Look folks, we MUST PAY ALLEGIANCE TO OUR ANCESTORS:
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Jason KB
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 01:31 AM) *
I do think the "monk" word gave that one away..


Hahaha, drats....you have discovered my secret!
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:34 AM) *
Such hostility. And for what reason? The anger you feel at yourself is no reason to belittle others. I forgive you, though. For you are human as are we all.

Love and Blessings to you.

thats the most intelligent thing i've heard yet....what else intelligent can you say???
Hostility???? Rethink that first!!! i'm just upset you come on here post a first post to everyone who posted on here pointing fingers at us calling us names....not nice seriously....thats all i have to say... i'm off to bed....i just lost 30 mins of sleep due to posting, plus dont monks usually live in temples on holy land away from technology???
Jason KB
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 01:36 AM) *
Look folks, we MUST PAY ALLEGIANCE TO OUR ANCESTORS:
linked-image


Hahaha, I think I see my grandma in there. Grandma, it's me!! I love you!!
Slave2Fate
Reading this thread made me laugh laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

thanx, i needed a good laugh thumbsup.gif
Shankpin
Now, that's funny cause I know I seen my granny disguised as that evil red stop sign orb!
ESPeter
I am but one man. Your hostile words and belittling remarks have taken their toll. Perhaps I shall bid you farewell. I am sorry if my first post caused negativity. Please, I beg your forgiveness. I must now go pray on this.

Love and Blessings.
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (Jason KB @ Jun 7 2008, 12:39 AM) *
Hahaha, I think I see my grandma in there. Grandma, it's me!! I love you!!

dude i luv ur grandma too LOL sorry had to as last.....yeah >.> TO BED!!!! THE COMFY BED THAT SQUEEKS AT NIGHT BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF EVERY NIGHT TOO MUCH!!!! and ok i'm done....yah your forgiven young son....for yoru mind is only young and has yet to develop, you have only touched but a drop in the bottom of a bucket....yes you have much more to learn young grasshopper
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (Slave2Fate @ Jun 7 2008, 12:41 AM) *
Reading this thread made me laugh laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

thanx, i needed a good laugh thumbsup.gif

ok this is OFFICALLY the LAST
yeah i'm such a smartass.....
Shankpin
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:42 AM) *
I am but one man. Your hostile words and belittling remarks have taken their toll. Perhaps I shall bid you farewell. I am sorry if my first post caused negativity. Please, I beg your forgiveness. I must now go pray on this.

Love and Blessings.


Blessings, my brother in God..

tootles.. farewell..

ESPeter
QUOTE (Guardian Angel of Fire @ Jun 7 2008, 01:37 AM) *
thats the most intelligent thing i've heard yet....what else intelligent can you say???
Hostility???? Rethink that first!!! i'm just upset you come on here post a first post to everyone who posted on here pointing fingers at us calling us names....not nice seriously....thats all i have to say... i'm off to bed....i just lost 30 mins of sleep due to posting, plus dont monks usually live in temples on holy land away from technology???


No, my friend. I devote myself to a higher calling and am but a simple monk. Have a restful sleep, brother.
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:44 AM) *
No, my friend. I devote myself to a higher calling and am but a simple monk. Have a restful sleep, brother.

yeah ok last one
and ah....um ok....ttyl.....i'm sure you know what that means XD
ESPeter
I am back to ask a simple question:

Why does it take so many of you to hurt one person? Think on that.

Peace be with you.
ESPeter
QUOTE (Guardian Angel of Fire @ Jun 7 2008, 01:45 AM) *
yeah ok last one
and ah....um ok....ttyl.....i'm sure you know what that means XD


I am the bearer of a great knowledge, yes.

Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:46 AM) *
I am back to ask a simple question:

Why does it take so many of you to hurt one person? Think on that.

Peace be with you.

I ask you this then
LAST ONE GOD!!!!
lol
um why does it take one person to point a finger at a group of people, call them names and not expect such responses at that? think on that wise grasshopper....
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:47 AM) *
I am the bearer of a great knowledge, yes.

yeah um ....no....no one is too knowledgeable....we only can learn so much as for the brain can only support so much information...we as HUMANS only use 10% of our brains....
sorry have to bring you off your high horse their buddy, no offense....cant boost egos too much or it'd be one giant brain cell
Jason KB
Seriously...this MAY very well be the single funniest thread of all time.

I'm glad I dont have anything better to do on a Friday night, because this is entertainment at its finest!!!
Phase 3
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 05:47 AM) *
I am the bearer of a great knowledge, yes.

I JUST SPIT MY POP OUT!!!! I am going to bed as well goodnight everyone.
Guardian Angel of Fire
QUOTE (Jason KB @ Jun 7 2008, 12:49 AM) *
Seriously...this MAY very well be the single funniest thread of all time.

I'm glad I dont have anything better to do on a Friday night, because this is entertainment at its finest!!!

AMEN....YEAH SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOHHOOOOOOO *spiritual paranormal sound*
wait something struck me....if yoru a monk and belive insightly on GOD

why are you so worried bout a photo of an orb and what people think then?????
Guardian Angel of Fire
DUDE....DUDe....Dude....yeah....laugh in a half man
hahaha
love you all like i luv myself every night

ppppffffttttttt sorry.....may peace be with you all and god be in your heart....soul...and minds.....and may orbs be their too.....pffftttttttt
ESPeter
QUOTE (Guardian Angel of Fire @ Jun 7 2008, 01:49 AM) *
yeah um ....no....no one is too knowledgeable....we only can learn so much as for the brain can only support so much information...we as HUMANS only use 10% of our brains....
sorry have to bring you off your high horse their buddy, no offense....cant boost egos too much or it'd be one giant brain cell


This 10% statement is actually not true at all. It is a common myth, my friend, and I do not blame you for falling for it. Heere, I give unto you this link:

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percent.asp
Shankpin
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:47 AM) *
I am the bearer of a great knowledge, yes.


OMG, my brother in God with so much wisdom, please come back=-- we are evil children. We need your wisdom, your infinite knowledge.



Teach us, please!







ESPeter
QUOTE (Guardian Angel of Fire @ Jun 7 2008, 01:47 AM) *
I ask you this then
LAST ONE GOD!!!!
lol
um why does it take one person to point a finger at a group of people, call them names and not expect such responses at that? think on that wise grasshopper....


I too am but a human being capable of sin, even against my brothers and sisters. The difference between us here now is that I have apologized several times, while many here continue to belittle me.

However, I hold no grudge. I forgive you.
Shankpin
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 12:54 AM) *
This 10% statement is actually not true at all. It is a common myth, my friend, and I do not blame you for falling for it. Heere, I give unto you this link:

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percent.asp


Yes, it's true. Us, evil children, use only 1% of our brains.. hence, why we are deficient and need your wisdom, my brother in God.
ESPeter
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 01:55 AM) *
OMG, my brother in God with so much wisdom, please come back=-- we are evil children. We need your wisdom, your infinite knowledge.



Teach us, please!


A true priest does not give teachings. He or she simply helps people to wipe away the dust that has settled on their spirit, which has caused their inability to see for so long.
Shankpin
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 01:00 AM) *
A true priest does not give teachings. He or she simply helps people to wipe away the dust that has settled on their spirit, which has caused their inability to see for so long.

I understand, my brother in God, but what is it we are blinded to exactly?? is it Orbs?
ESPeter
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 01:58 AM) *
Yes, it's true. Us, evil children, use only 1% of our brains.. hence, why we are deficient and need your wisdom, my brother in God.


No, no....there is no evil here among us here. We have all sinned and done wrong in our lives. Evil would be seeing the wrong and taking comfort in it. There is goodness here because you all see your mistakes, some sooner than others, and repent in your own ways. This is good.
ESPeter
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 02:02 AM) *
I understand, my brother in God, but what is it we are blinded to exactly?? is it Orbs?


Not quite. You fail only to recognize the difference between the phony and the spiritual orbs. This is certainly no crime. It takes much practice and meditation in order to do so. I myself fail at it as well. We are all humans.

Blessings to you, friend.
Shankpin
Well, I'm certainly glad I'm not evil. I was actually worried there for a minute. (whew!)
ESPeter
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 02:05 AM) *
Well, I'm certainly glad I'm not evil. I was actually worried there for a minute. (whew!)


Oh no, your true nature is that of the light of goodness. Though you have done many wrongs in your life, you do see them eventually and try in ways to make reparations. You are not perfect, but no one expects you to be. There is only love for you here.
Shankpin
QUOTE (ESPeter @ Jun 7 2008, 01:05 AM) *
Not quite. You fail only to recognize the difference between the phony and the spiritual orbs. This is certainly no crime. It takes much practice and meditation in order to do so. I myself fail at it as well. We are all humans.

Blessings to you, friend.


mm. My brother in God so full of knowledge, and wisdom, well, I think I see now. Orbs can actually look like stop signs, and portals can look like yield signs-- I think you may be on to something here.
ESPeter
QUOTE (Shankpin @ Jun 7 2008, 02:07 AM) *
mm. My brother in God so full of knowledge, and wisdom, well, I think I see now. Orbs can actually look like stop signs, and portals can look like yield signs-- I think you may be on to something here.


And belittlement can look like kindness. Unfortunately, in these recent cases, it is called sarcasm. I still love you.
ESPeter
It looks as if our community has departed. If anyone wishes to talk further, please send me a private message. I will be nearby.

Many Blessings.
Lottie
huh.gif .... I think this thread has run it's course. Closed.
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