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Lt_Ripley
"The Ten Commandments - Republican-Style"


I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them.

II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies.

III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty.

IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school
children.

V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil
liberties.

VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest
above those of your corporate contributors.

VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children
and babies behind.

VIII. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and
demonize them.

IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as
soon as possible.

X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media
is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda.
__Kratos__
Thou should post in the other thread like everybody else? wacko.gif
danielost
thou shalt also make up the ten commandments democrat style. oh never mind I will

commandment 1 through 10 thou shalt not lie unless no-one is going to vote for you then lie until everyone believes you.
Lt_Ripley
QUOTE (__Kratos__ @ Jun 12 2008, 10:02 PM) *
Thou should post in the other thread like everybody else? wacko.gif


lol no because then it would get lost in the heap under the dem title. this deserved it's own.
__Kratos__
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ Jun 12 2008, 09:35 PM) *
lol no because then it would get lost in the heap under the dem title. this deserved it's own.


Funny, cause I read the same things in that thread that you posted. rolleyes.gif
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