I'm not sure if this has been posted on Um before. If it has, i haven't seen it. Made me laugh anyway.
"PETERSBURG - Kentucky - A panel of prominent scientists and paleontologists have discovered new groundbreaking evidence that Jesus walked with dinosaurs.
Jesus and his disciples walked with dinosaurs 2000 years ago and the earth and universe are only 10,000 years old.
Independent scientists funded by the Christian Neocon Church of Kentucky have also discovered that Adam and Eve wore fashionable garments given by God. This goes against the grain of the popular belief that they wore leaves over their genitalia in the Garden of Eden.
These are just some of the myriad of facts which have now been discovered to be true by the Scientists working in tandem with archeologists all over America."
From... http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=120&a=1236
Full Version: Jesus riding a dinosaur. Yes really
LOL! "Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah's Ark) we don't know if Jesus ever rode them. But he probably did!"
W T F
QUOTE (crtbud @ Jun 18 2008, 02:57 PM) 
LOL! "Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah's Ark) we don't know if Jesus ever rode them. But he probably did!"
W T F
Hehehe i was amazed at what they never bothered to teach me at school
QUOTE (mr nobody @ Jun 18 2008, 07:00 AM)
Hehehe i was amazed at what they never bothered to teach me at school
OMG! And to think people actually believe this!? Talk about brainwashed and not thinking for yourself. Wow, I really don't get it.
It is a joke site, right. People can be very strange when it comes to religion.
QUOTE (Darkwind @ Jun 18 2008, 03:50 PM)
It is a joke site, right. People can be very strange when it comes to religion.
I think it is intended to be serious no matter how amusing it may be to some of us.
Same people thought "Quest for Fire" was a documentary.
If anyone believes any portion of the linked article is not in jest, you're a caveman yourself.
Ya I'm not sure I would take that article too seriously, look where this website places the "Daily Squib".
http://www.world-newspapers.com/humor.html
And anybody that calls themselves "The World's Finest News Source" must have a sense of humor.
http://www.world-newspapers.com/humor.html
And anybody that calls themselves "The World's Finest News Source" must have a sense of humor.
Independent scientists funded by the Christian Neocon Church of Kentucky have also discovered that Adam and Eve wore fashionable garments given by God. This goes against the grain of the popular belief that they wore leaves over their genitalia in the Garden of Eden
if that is not enough to give it away as joke, I don't know what would...besides there is no such thing as a neocon church (even though they seem to be the majority there)
ED:garble
if that is not enough to give it away as joke, I don't know what would...besides there is no such thing as a neocon church (even though they seem to be the majority there)
ED:garble
Can you imagine, say Jesus does come back, has a press conference and some knit-wit gets his one question to the son of god and it's...
"did you ever ride a dinosaur?"
I bet it's Geraldo who ask that.
"did you ever ride a dinosaur?"
I bet it's Geraldo who ask that.
I didn't even get to the thread before I started laughing, I just saw the title. Nice. 
What kind of dinosaur do you think Jesus rode? Any thoughts?
What kind of dinosaur do you think Jesus rode? Any thoughts?
Sounds like "Young Earth" craziness 
BTW, Jesus tamed a T-Rex for a pet.
BTW, Jesus tamed a T-Rex for a pet.
Come on people everyone knows that Jesus drove a Honda, it say in the scriptures that all the apostles were in one Accord.
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Jun 18 2008, 04:43 PM)
If anyone believes any portion of the linked article is not in jest, you're a caveman yourself.
So be it:)
no, he tamed a green yoshi
HAHAHA, nice!! 
LOL, people never cease to entertain me.
Watch out, it may be another reptilian conspiracy plot to change history.
But its too comical to be taken seriously.
But its too comical to be taken seriously.
Dinosaurs became extinct only 2000 years ago? That's news to me.
QUOTE (snackfood @ Jun 18 2008, 05:08 PM)
Dinosaurs became extinct only 2000 years ago? That's news to me.
Google young earth theories, you'd be surprised what you find.
QUOTE (TheLivingDead @ Jun 18 2008, 06:44 PM)
I didn't even get to the thread before I started laughing, I just saw the title. Nice.
What kind of dinosaur do you think Jesus rode? Any thoughts?
What kind of dinosaur do you think Jesus rode? Any thoughts?
A Pentaceratops, of course . . . . but only on the Pentacost.
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More Great Bible Facts
- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.
- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.
- The disciples of the Messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ Himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.
- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.
- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.
- The disciples of the Messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ Himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.
- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
HAHAHAHAHA No wonder the Ark was never found ...the T Rex eat it and everything else on it.
Adam saved Eve from a Dinosaur ...I can just hear him now...."Why didn't you just go andd get the freakin apple like i told you to"
A mullet Haircut ? Well why not
I jsut read another topic about a civilization that was possibly 12500 years old Link Kinda makes the earth being 10,000 years old thing a bit wrong, the earth is millions of years old isnt it?
omg!!!
that is the funnyet thing ive seen this wek thanks
that is the funnyet thing ive seen this wek thanks
Pffttt....Jesus didn't walk with dinosuars.........
He was a dinosaur!!
He went extinct for our sins
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Raptorjesus
He was a dinosaur!!
He went extinct for our sins
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Raptorjesus
QUOTE (Genocyde @ Jun 19 2008, 12:49 PM)
Pffttt....Jesus didn't walk with dinosuars.........
He was a dinosaur!!
He went extinct for our sins
He was a dinosaur!!
He went extinct for our sins
That does explain a few things.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice
LOLOLOL taht was liek so worth the 5 minutes i wasted to read this topic about cheezus rideing a deenosar. 
QUOTE (Irish @ Jun 18 2008, 02:35 PM)
Come on people everyone knows that Jesus drove a Honda, it say in the scriptures that all the apostles were in one Accord.
lol nice Irish. Also the Bible says you can smoke cigarettes...
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Genesis 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Maybe Jesus actually was a dinosaur. The king of kings of dinosaurs. Jesusaurus Rex.
...Kentucky.
That's all I can say.
That's all I can say.
What the????
See Jesus believed in evolution!!!!
"Woot woot"
See Jesus believed in evolution!!!!
"Woot woot"
The dinosaur in the second photo looks happy.XD
QUOTE (Irish @ Jun 18 2008, 12:35 PM)
Come on people everyone knows that Jesus drove a Honda, it say in the scriptures that all the apostles were in one Accord.
That was great
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Independent scientists funded by the Christian Neocon Church of Kentucky
Hey, somebody owes me a new keyboard! I just spewed a mouthful of water onto it because of that!
If the "church" doesn't have anything better to do with their money, they could send it to me!
Just think of all those millions of dollars that the "Christian Neocon Church of Kentucky" would be raking in every year!
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