Good man, pai mei, here are the narratives you gave which I will comment on, but right away I can't see what is their relevance to my quest for any account that makes sense of what exactly is Buddhist enlightenment, that Buddhists are supposed to devote their life and years to the attainment of.
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The Moon Cannot Be Stolen
Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.
Ryokan returned and caught him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Ryoken sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow," he mused, "I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
This is a very improbable event unless the thief is exceptionally stupid as to not know that the monk has nothing worth stealing; as for the monk, he is not as smart as the ants and the bees and the animals everywhere who know that life is for the living of and the reproducing of, and to have missed that or to deprive oneself of this end is to frustrate altogether the gift wherever or whatever or whomever it came from.
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Everything Is Best
When Banzan was walking through a market he overheard a conversation between a butcher and his customer.
"Give me the best piece of meat you have," said the customer.
"Everything in my shop is the best," replied the butcher. "You cannot find here any piece of meat that is not the best."
At these words Banzan became enlightened.
What's so enlightening about the words of the butcher meat vendor that is not known by every simple housewife, who has to go to market and shop for the best meat on the least price? and knows that every merchant is a liar and a cheat, but you still have to buy meat and bring home meat for your husband and children?
So, you have got to become a Zen monk to appreciate that kind of an enlightenment?
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About enlightenment : there was a young man who searched for it all over the world, and did not found it. He reached a river and he saw an old man over the river. He asked him : "Hey how can I get on the other side of this river?" The old man said "You are on the other side"
The old man is simply and purely nonsensical, and owing to his senile imbecility cannot ever grasp that people have to cross to the other side of a river for many very crucial purposes, like if you have to escape from pursuing murderous thieves bent on killing you to steal whatever you have on your body, starting with your clothes and shoes.
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About practices and rituals, you will find a story about a cat which was tied up by the monks because it disturbed the prayer. After the cat died, the monks found another cat to tie up, then hundreds of years later scholars were trying to explain the significance of tying up a cat during prayer
Try meditation, stay in a "lotus" position, even use a wall to gain some support if you want, then start relaxing every part of your body, from your toes up, then try to think about nothing. If a thought appears, do not get upset because it appeared, observe it and let it pass
Those scholars who invest hours and days and years and whole life to grasp the importance of tying a cat during their prayer, they must have other better things to do, like planting rice and eating from their labor.
About meditation, perhaps they might come to the idea that sweeping streets and seeing to their repair, from the desire to keep them viable to the community, that is the best thing to do for fellowmen, than meditating: which profits no one, not even themselves except to kill or slaughter time -- anyway they have nothing better to do than meditating their hours, days, years, and life away, on the self-congratulation that they are doing something so significant with their lives.
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And a quote from Buddha, hope all this helps :
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions,
even though they have been held in honor
for many generations and in diverse places.
Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it.
Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past.
Do not believe what you yourself have imagined,
persuading yourself that a God inspires you.
Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests.
After examination, believe what you yourself have tested
and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
Of course Buddha exempts himself from such a prescription he recites to others, because he obviously intends that these latters will take him for their master, but not other itinerary preachers who are also into recruiting followers.
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Well, if Buddhist enlightenment consists in the acceptance and practice of such kinds of attitudes as portrayed in the above anecdotes, then I wonder how ever will mankind get to live as to attain happiness by keeping healthy and enjoying liberty and maintaining equality and fraternity among fellowmen.
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Humor is my kind of enlightenment in observing human behavior and actuation.
oslove