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goalienan
Here's an urban legend that's been floating around the internet forever..

There was a sweet older lady who would often do grocery shopping for the infirm and elderly in her chuch. One hot, summer day a lady asked her to pick up a few things and bring them by her house in a dangerous part of Baltimore. The sweet old lady was wary but felt that she couldn't say no, even though she was terrified of driving in the part of the city that often had shoot-outs and other drug violence. Anyway, the woman went on her way, picked up the groceries and proceeded to the lady's house.

As she entered the lady's neighborhood she noticed young hoodlums gathering on every street corner. Although she had no air-conditioning in the car, she rolled the windows up tightly (as a safety precaution) and suffered in the 90+heat.

She drove ahead until suddenly she heard a loud "POP" and felt a jolt to the back of her head. She reached to feel the back of her head and came back with a wet oozing mess that she was sure was part of her brain. Knowiing that she had been shot, the woman turned around and raced to a local hospital.

Somehow she made it to the emergency room and had the strength to walk right in. She told the attendant that she had been shot. Immediately she was rushed back to an exam room. Doctors whirled around and asked where she had been shot (since they saw no blood). She said "my head", and the doctors found a mass of the oozing white substance the woman had first noticed.

Upon inspection the doctors realized the white substance wasn't part of her brain but was instead a lump of biscuit dough (the kind in a can) that had exploded from the heat of her car.

Although this story is considered an urban legend, there have been reports that this has actually happened to people... laugh.gif
TehGrant
They tested it on mythbusters.
gabolai
I am sorry but that is so funny!
Can you imagin being the dr. on duty?
True or not it made me giggle.
Ring Tailed Lemur
mmm... brains...
goalienan
QUOTE (gabolai @ Jun 29 2008, 04:20 PM) *
I am sorry but that is so funny!
Can you imagin being the dr. on duty?
True or not it made me giggle.



I thought it was funny too...So many Urban Legends are about the same things. I put it up because it was different... original.gif
Incorrigible1
Goalienan, I don't think you're an old lady. grin2.gif
goalienan
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Jun 29 2008, 06:59 PM) *
Goalienan, I don't think you're an old lady. grin2.gif



How much is that gonna cost me.... laugh.gif w00t.gif
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (goalienan @ Jun 29 2008, 06:26 PM) *
How much is that gonna cost me.... laugh.gif w00t.gif

Only your dignity.
deathxdealer
Wouldn't you be dead if you got shot in the head?
Blind Atrocity
This is commonly used as a dumb blonde joke. *nodnods*
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