http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31437
ROFL.....But I feel kinda bad laughin' at him when he's on that bed......but still...rare-self inflicted-PWNAGE!
lol.
Full Version: OMG PURE PWNAGE!
QUOTE (Energia @ Jul 2 2008, 08:58 AM) 
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31437
ROFL.....But I feel kinda bad laughin' at him when he's on that bed......but still...rare-self inflicted-PWNAGE!
lol.
ROFL.....But I feel kinda bad laughin' at him when he's on that bed......but still...rare-self inflicted-PWNAGE!
lol.
LMFAO!!! Yep, there ya have it folks. Proof that some people in this world should NOT reproduce! HAHAHA!!
LOL, a future Darwin Awards winner. We don't get to see them alive very often... 
what a waste of hospital resources 
should be made to pay the bill 
should be made to pay the bill
QUOTE (chemical-licker @ Jul 2 2008, 12:43 PM)
what a waste of hospital resources should be made to pay the bill
should be made to pay the bill Who? Him or his parents?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
QUOTE (chemical-licker @ Jul 2 2008, 05:43 PM)
what a waste of hospital resources should be made to pay the bill
should be made to pay the bill i'd go a step further and wouldn't treat him at all,
2 words: stupid moron...or as "stupid moron" would say: OH ****
The slow mo version made me go rofl
These kind of people are pretty much job security for the Fire/Rescue business. You would be surprised at how big a percentage of people we deal with are darwin award winners...maybe you wouldnt...
Being the 4th of July, this is a perfect example that happens every single year, no exceptions...alcohol+gunpowder+fire+idiots=busy fluffybunny.
Last year we had a guy that was launching potatos out of a potato gun using the flammable aspects of the propellent in hair spray to send the potato chunks out of the end of the PVC tube about 100 feet or so. After 3 or 4 beers someone got the idea to launch the potato by using an M-80(A quarter stick of dynamite-which they though would send it several hundred feet). So this guy has a buddy drop an M-80 in the tube he has resting on his thigh/groin area and then slams the potato down into the end of the tube and waits for the bang...
...the bang came...It was the bang of a frag grenade as the pvc pipe exploded in his hands(and groin)
...He lost a few fingers, a couple of testicles and...well, he will be sitting down to pee from now on...
His buddies spent the time until we got there trying to find his fingers...and stuff...
Sad part was that he was actually a really nice guy, just drunk and had a supid moment. I spent the drive to the hospital doing 90 miles an hour in the back of an ambulance with one of my hands trying to stop the bleeding of his hand and another trying to stop the bleeding of his groin...The guy nearly died from losing so much blood...it was bad. He was just one of 17 calls that day.
This kind of stuff happens thousands of times over every day, but on and around the 4th, peoples idiot drive goes through the roof...
Being the 4th of July, this is a perfect example that happens every single year, no exceptions...alcohol+gunpowder+fire+idiots=busy fluffybunny.
Last year we had a guy that was launching potatos out of a potato gun using the flammable aspects of the propellent in hair spray to send the potato chunks out of the end of the PVC tube about 100 feet or so. After 3 or 4 beers someone got the idea to launch the potato by using an M-80(A quarter stick of dynamite-which they though would send it several hundred feet). So this guy has a buddy drop an M-80 in the tube he has resting on his thigh/groin area and then slams the potato down into the end of the tube and waits for the bang...
...the bang came...It was the bang of a frag grenade as the pvc pipe exploded in his hands(and groin)
...He lost a few fingers, a couple of testicles and...well, he will be sitting down to pee from now on...
His buddies spent the time until we got there trying to find his fingers...and stuff...
Sad part was that he was actually a really nice guy, just drunk and had a supid moment. I spent the drive to the hospital doing 90 miles an hour in the back of an ambulance with one of my hands trying to stop the bleeding of his hand and another trying to stop the bleeding of his groin...The guy nearly died from losing so much blood...it was bad. He was just one of 17 calls that day.
This kind of stuff happens thousands of times over every day, but on and around the 4th, peoples idiot drive goes through the roof...
QUOTE (Fluffybunny @ Jul 3 2008, 11:19 AM)
These kind of people are pretty much job security for the Fire/Rescue business. You would be surprised at how big a percentage of people we deal with are darwin award winners...maybe you wouldnt...
Being the 4th of July, this is a perfect example that happens every single year, no exceptions...alcohol+gunpowder+fire+idiots=busy fluffybunny.
Last year we had a guy that was launching potatos out of a potato gun using the flammable aspects of the propellent in hair spray to send the potato chunks out of the end of the PVC tube about 100 feet or so. After 3 or 4 beers someone got the idea to launch the potato by using an M-80(A quarter stick of dynamite-which they though would send it several hundred feet). So this guy has a buddy drop an M-80 in the tube he has resting on his thigh/groin area and then slams the potato down into the end of the tube and waits for the bang...
...the bang came...It was the bang of a frag grenade as the pvc pipe exploded in his hands(and groin)
...He lost a few fingers, a couple of testicles and...well, he will be sitting down to pee from now on...
His buddies spent the time until we got there trying to find his fingers...and stuff...
Sad part was that he was actually a really nice guy, just drunk and had a supid moment. I spent the drive to the hospital doing 90 miles an hour in the back of an ambulance with one of my hands trying to stop the bleeding of his hand and another trying to stop the bleeding of his groin...The guy nearly died from losing so much blood...it was bad. He was just one of 17 calls that day.
This kind of stuff happens thousands of times over every day, but on and around the 4th, peoples idiot drive goes through the roof...
Being the 4th of July, this is a perfect example that happens every single year, no exceptions...alcohol+gunpowder+fire+idiots=busy fluffybunny.
Last year we had a guy that was launching potatos out of a potato gun using the flammable aspects of the propellent in hair spray to send the potato chunks out of the end of the PVC tube about 100 feet or so. After 3 or 4 beers someone got the idea to launch the potato by using an M-80(A quarter stick of dynamite-which they though would send it several hundred feet). So this guy has a buddy drop an M-80 in the tube he has resting on his thigh/groin area and then slams the potato down into the end of the tube and waits for the bang...
...the bang came...It was the bang of a frag grenade as the pvc pipe exploded in his hands(and groin)
...He lost a few fingers, a couple of testicles and...well, he will be sitting down to pee from now on...
His buddies spent the time until we got there trying to find his fingers...and stuff...
Sad part was that he was actually a really nice guy, just drunk and had a supid moment. I spent the drive to the hospital doing 90 miles an hour in the back of an ambulance with one of my hands trying to stop the bleeding of his hand and another trying to stop the bleeding of his groin...The guy nearly died from losing so much blood...it was bad. He was just one of 17 calls that day.
This kind of stuff happens thousands of times over every day, but on and around the 4th, peoples idiot drive goes through the roof...
nothing better than spending independance day blowing off bits of your body..
land of the free..
does that mean brain free??!? lol. silly bugger
Thank you, Fluff. Just beacuse you and your brothers can't be thanked enough.
have they lost their sense of analyzing whats gonna hurt whats not?!
I got away lucky last year... I put a match in a bottle of rubbing alcohol and it did't explode but made a plume of fire come from the top of it. I burnt of much of my hair and my eyebrows...I looked dreadful...
My neighbors next door are drinking and talking about fireworks, let's just hope they don't get any ideas to play with them.... 
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