If you were an alien from another world how would you see all the religions of the world?

I would see it as a frivolous sign of weakness and ignorance.

"No, don't tell me. Let me guess. You guys ate the apple, right?"

I would see it as mankinds way of attempting to control each other by installing in each other a fear of an almighty being......and if that doesnt help you control each other and someone dares to speak against that religion then it is used as an excuse to declare war and destroy your enemy to take total control !!

OR

It may just be that some people need the security of that belief to lead a normal life and find meaning in what they see as the chaos of their existance ?

I guess that would depende on How enlightened My Alien race is.

Probably would be understandable why Those who believe as they do, Do.

Love Omnaka

I would laugh and then attack with my death rays. Cows are the only intelligent species on earth.

lol

By that time, the dolphins would have emigrated to Alpha Centauri, where the oceans are bluer and the fish more plentiful.

*''Oh maaan, six months here we'll own this joint!''*



lol!

EXPLOITATION!!! I am your god, and you must do whatever I say, or I will probe in some very uncomfortable places....

There are probably some who actually do think like this. They are in for an awakening of their own.

That was funny though.

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Alien 1: "Look at those infidels down there. We must lead them to the proper path of salvation by following the one true God of our world who's name cannot be pronounced in English! And how he sent his avatar, Golgar down from Rigel Sector 7 to bring peace and salvation to us all!"

Alien 2: "...I thought we were Zxlyzerian?"

Alien 1: "Blasphemy!"

*the aliens begin a dispute of their religious views and are eventually ejected from their spaceships and land on earth, dying from their injuries*

Alien 1 (dying): "Well that was worth the billion light-year saucer ride."

That would depend on my own spiritual perspective, historical and contemporary, social and cultural millieus.

For example if i was a fundamentalist czxxts, i would interpret them differently from my orthodox bretheren, and completely differently (and more truthfully) than that damned liberal fffggz sect, which was only allowed to accompany us, purely due to its church connections and patronage.

Day one... Humans appear to worship a canine, which leads them around on a rope. Occasionally the humans bow and pick up droppings from the canine. Its unknown what the humans do with the holy sh*t.


I think aliens would be so different from us it would be difficult to find enough common language, much less discuss religion. But who knows they might be Pagans, I hope.

on the same day, i would descend from the skies, or 'Heavens', and tell Each religion that Theirs is the right one. because I am God. and to keep up what theyre doing. worship me.
just to keep this whole rediculous thing going on for another few hundred years.

Only thing is Love can't vbe bought, or sold.

Love Omnaka