QUOTE (kmt_sesh @ Jul 3 2008, 08:46 PM)

I hope you don't give up. At least not too easily. I've made it no secret, cladking, that I personally disagree with your geyser theory because I am "old-school" and see the logic in what orthodox scholarship has taught us, but you're one of the few I've encountered proposing an alternative theory who's put so much time and effort into devising an argument. Few people would even care to try to tackle the Pyramid Texts, for example. The three lines you quoted from Mercer's translation are given in Allen's translations of Merenre's texts (numbered Spell 375) as:
A stairway has been laid down for you away from the Duat and toward the place where Orion is, and the Sky's Ox shall receive your arm.
You shall feed on the god's food...Aside from the differences in the style of translation, when I read this it makes perfect sense from the perspective of orthodox Egyptology and our understanding of religion in the Old Kingdom. It can be contradictory and confusing because of how the Pyramid Texts were evidently assembled from a myriad of much older spells, but then again, to those of us raised as Christians, our own Bible can be very contradictory and confusing. No religious text is perfect.
We're still learning about concepts of the afterlife at the start of the Egyptian civilization, but one thing well understood is that heaven for the king was in the stars, "where Orion is." It was not in the Duat. That comes much later, by the New Kingdom, when the king became tied in with the nightly union and rebirth of Re and Osiris. There are many variations in afterlife beliefs from the dawn of Egyptian civilization, which probably reflects different sets of tribal beliefs that were coalescing into a common set of beliefs after state formation. One belief is that a divine ox would guide the deceased into the afterlife. On the bottoms of some anthropoid coffins, for example, you often see a depiction of the deceased riding a bull--into the afterlife. We even see this in the Pyramid Texts where the king himself is associated with a bull (i.e., "the Calf of Gold"). The Duat appears many times in the Pyramid Texts, and how it's referenced can be confusing at times.
Anyway, in this utterance from 610 we see the pyramid described as a stairway (or ramp) leading the king to his proper eternal rest: in the heavens, aided by the divine ox. He then becomes a god and does as the gods do. The remainder of Mercer's 1718 associates the king with Dedwen, originally a Nubian god who went on in Egyptian religion to represent all of the exotic goods from Nubia that they so loved, and especially in the context of the Pyramid Texts, incense. The use of incense was vitally important to Egyptian ritual and was a means to assure purity. The gods are pure and the king, a new god, is made pure by Dedwen.
I'll stop prattling on about the specifics because everyone is painfully bored by now, no doubt. In all honesty I'm not surprised you're coming up against hurdles when trying to use the Pyramid Texts for your theory. You're essentially removing them from their original royal funerary context. That's how I see it, of course. I know you disagree, but there is another thing I've long wondered about your argument. If the Pyramid Texts were meant to reveal how the pyramids were erected through the aid of cold-water geysers, why do they appear only in the smaller and later pyramids? If I'm correct you've never argued against the conventional belief behind the building of the pyramids of Unis and other kings in the later Old Kingdom, but why put the Pyramid Texts in them if they're referring to how the Great Pyramid was erected? Why were they also placed inside the little pyramids of some of the later Old Kingdom queens, and why even later inside the coffins of the well-to-do when the afterlife cult was starting to spread? These are things I feel I must ask because none of these later contexts have anything to do with your cold-water-geyser theory, do they?
You did ask about how you could learn more. Earlier you wrote that you want "to learn everything the Egyptologists know." LOL I wish I could do that! I've been studying ancient Egypt for over twenty years and am still learning--and always will. Every time I attend a lecture or just chat with one of the Egyptologists with whom I work, I learn something new. I think the only way to learn what they learn is to go through the years and years of hard study to which they subject themselves, and then begin a lifetime of devoted research and scholarship. The process never ends. The Egyptologist under whom I've studied hieroglyphs, for example, has been researching the language himself for around thirty years now and he's told me
he considers himself to be still learning. Linguistics has grown by leaps and bounds in just the last few decades.
You wrote in your OP that you "haven't read a single book." LOL I suspect you're pulling our leg. But if not, it's easily remedied.
Read! I'm certainly not wealthy but over the years I've spent way too much and have ended up with my own library, but that's only because of my passion for Egypt and the rest of the Near East. I don't drink (much) and don't smoke, so I guess my vice is buying many, many books. I'm willing to bet most library systems would have at least most of the books I own. The only answer, in my opinion, is to study what the scholars have written. When doing so, I can guarantee you, you'll be on solid footing to decide whether or not to carry on with your theory.
Okay, really, I
am going to shut up now.

As you've probably guessed I haven't really given up my theory and this thread
is just a sort of hissy fit. There's no justification really since people have given me
a lot of help, steered me in the right direction, and challenged me where the evidence
is weak. There's little more I could ask.
This has been brought on by the fact that I really feel I've made huge progress re-
cently and still there is no refutation or confirmation from any quarter. This stuff
ain't rocket science and it just seems someone should know something that would
shoot it down or confirm it. Instead it seems that there is a huge black hole that
just sucks in everything and not even light can escape. I never imagined I could get
so far with such a crackpot idea without getting either guidance or support from the
powers that be. I'm surprised that other people haven't commented as well.
I really haven't read any books except a friend bought me Bauval's book. It's real-
ly surprisingly good and I learned a few things but it's not my cup of tea. I have
read enough of the egyptological opinion of the PT to guess how they'd interpret the
utterance about the ramp and only quoted it in responce to the question. You'd pro-
bably guess that my interpretation is much different.
I believe that the origins of the Pyramid Texts date back to even before the written
language. These were almost solely related to the "Land of Horus" which is the tri-
angular piece of land between Giza and the Fauum Depression. It was here that there
were caves through which the carbonated aquifer could rise to near the surface and
vent explosively. This was the land where the pyramids were built and Gods stood.
The Pyramid Texts evolved and changed as the years went by but NO COPIES exist
from before the 19th century BC when the geysers had already been mostly forgotten.
Sure they had old texts about it but most people were probably dubious. Without see-
ing it how many people would believe it? Even today most people would be a little
dubious if they hadn't heard of it. There may have been NO COLD WATER GEYSERS
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH in 1900 BC. Most of these are man made so they may
well have been totally unheard of. Still they would try to keep their "holy book" as
true to the original as they could. Some places they might not understand the text
but would copy it religiously anyway. It would be assumed that they still had the an-
cient papyri when they were rewriting it in the later pyramids. They would have a great
deal other information as well to which we have no access today.
It seems improbable that at any point they'd make a point of inscribing details about
the geysers in stone. While they still existed it would be a military secret and probably
very bad magic to inscribe it isn stone. Not only might the Gods disappear but they just
might appear in their evil coming. When they began to fail it would be even less likely
and this was about the time of the first intermediate period. It might even have been
the cause of the first intermediate period. These weren't large areas under cultivation
but one has to assume they were very important areas. These were the ONLY CROPS
IN EGYPT GROWING DURING THE PEAK GROWING SEASON.
There was just no natural time to carve such things in stone and no papyrus exists
from this era. This leaves us with nothing except the artefacts and a second hand
look through the prism of the Pyramid Texts.
Obviously my theory isn't set in stone either. But egyptology is really in the same boat
since they have the same scanty information. Without evidence one can no more say
that the pyramids were built with ramps, geysers, or little green men. I believe there
is ample evidence that the geyser theory should get a fair hearing. This goes many
times over since it is actually provable or capable of being disproved. Hell, I'd almost
just settle for hearing that it had been seriously considered.