1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read.
2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw
Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues.
3. America''s Oil Companies
For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don''t mix.
4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon
For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other.
5. Bill Gates
For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession.
6. The Editors of Maxim
For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models.
7. Jared
Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one.
8. Jennifer Lopez
Who, in conjunction with DuPont, developed a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass.
9. That 300 Pound Guy
Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights.
10. Glaxo
Who has managed to make "loose stools" a side effect of every one of the drugs it produces.
Full Version: People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
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| 5. Bill Gates For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession. |
the day he wins the nobel prize (for n e thing) is the day the revolution will begin...haha, of course, im joking about that revolution thing *whispers* if ud like to join the anti-willy campaign, email your preferred revolution name, with the subject "xbox is goin down" to gamerfreak385@hotmail.com
i shoulda won that prize just for bein me...cuz...i wanna say in n e argument "o yeah, well i won the nobel prize, what did U ever do that was so great?" haha
Funny! 
It has to be Dr. Phil definately... With all the life lesson he managed to pull out of his @$$, he should win the nobel prize. 
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeee I was wondering who made her clothes...
*Now knows where not to shop*
*Now knows where not to shop*
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| 9. That 300 Pound Guy Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights. |
I fly a lot on business and that bastard always sits next to me!!! whats the deal here...i never get sleep cause his rolls hang over to my side...
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