A lobster in his pants?!?!
WHAT was he thinking???
Full Version: Man castrated by lobster
*crosses legs*
Yes well this shows just how moronic some people are...
Lets face it... If you're willing to put a live lobster down your pants you pretty much deserve it
"doctors pried the creatures off with pliers"
That part got to me the most... That HAS to hurt
Yes well this shows just how moronic some people are...
Lets face it... If you're willing to put a live lobster down your pants you pretty much deserve it
"doctors pried the creatures off with pliers"
That part got to me the most... That HAS to hurt
OMG. im still cringing.
I feel sorry for the lobsters. Such indignity.
This is gonna sound cruel, but....SERVES HIM RIGHT ! 
He steals live lobsters and sticks them down his pants
What was this guy thinking?
He steals live lobsters and sticks them down his pants
What was this guy thinking?
At least it wasnt "crabs"!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! It said in the article that he will never be able to have kids, I think that is a GOOD thing.
That b@$*%#! He tried to steal my lobster! Serves him right!
I wouldn't want to be in that guy's shoe. Or in the lobster's case...in that guy's pants 
Haha... joc...
That is a massive lobster!
And although I think he had it coming, I've now decided no man deserves that...
That is a massive lobster!
And although I think he had it coming, I've now decided no man deserves that...
he got what was coming to him if he shuved lobsters down his pants 
LOSER!!!!!
LOSER!!!!!
As I've always said - Average IQ = Stupid 
What an idiot. The only place I put lobsters in in boiling water.
Obviously the Lobster was simply trying to use the natural process of getting rid of all the dumb a$$ people in the world.
If I were his buddy, I would drive this joke to the ground. I'd be sending him lobsters for his birthday.
If I were his buddy, I would drive this joke to the ground. I'd be sending him lobsters for his birthday.
Crime does not pay, now the guy has to pay for medical expenses for the result of his crime.
Idiot...
i heard about this a while back
made me cringe then, made me cringe now. How painful must that have been!
made me cringe then, made me cringe now. How painful must that have been!
Bet you if it had happened in America he would have sued... and won
| QUOTE (Talon S. @ Mar 6 2004, 06:16 PM) |
| Bet you if it had happened in America he would have sued... and won |
Sadly, yes.
Would have been a cool entry for the Stella Awards 
Imagin trying to put these babies down your pants!!
Just when you thought people couldn't get any more stupid you find out they can
rotflmao
now that is the funniest thing I have ever heard
and just thinking of every man reading that, crossing their legs will keep me laughing for hours to come
now that is the funniest thing I have ever heard
and just thinking of every man reading that, crossing their legs will keep me laughing for hours to come
| QUOTE (superfly911911 @ Mar 6 2004, 06:12 PM) |
| What an idiot. The only place I put lobsters in in boiling water. |
or back in the sea if you are not a sick twisted animal hater!
| QUOTE |
| or back in the sea if you are not a sick twisted animal hater! |
That's what I always do. I buy them and then release them back into the wild.
Wait....no I don't...I only buy them at restaraunts.
I wouldn't really call boiling a live lobster sick and twisted but you are entitled to
your own opinion on the matter. A lobster is a crustacean and therefore....
quite edible.
Ask MudMan in Boots how tasty Crawdads (or crawfish, or crayfish) are down
der on da bayoooooooo.
| QUOTE (joc @ Mar 8 2004, 01:43 PM) |
| I wouldn't really call boiling a live lobster sick and twisted but you are entitled to your own opinion on the matter. A lobster is a crustacean and therefore.... quite edible. |
i dont see how anyone can justify boiling something alive!
it feels pain, it is a living creature!
i wont even eat in places that serve lobster, or veal or quail!
cooking things alive isnt right
cooking things which are baby's isnt right
and cooking things ive had as pets isnt right, so that goes for rabbit too!
poor animals!
All I have to say is, that is absolutely hilarious!
That was one gene pool that needed to be severed. LOL
I though this only happened to me. I'm glad someone else feels my pain. 
| QUOTE |
I though this only happened to me. I'm glad someone else feels my pain. |
oh boy....
::now everybody on my blocks got em'::
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