THE POOPIE LIST!!

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Okay.. so it's gross... but FUNNY!

That's too funny... Yet so true..

Simply amazing.

I WAS eating when I began reading that. I'm not so hungry now.

Ghost Poopie was the best.

I cant stop laughfing
they were all good
But wet poopie is the one that cracked me up the most
Do you put paper,so you dont get skid marks hahaha

My friend emailed me this list a while ago and i couldn't stop laughing
Now, i've read it again and i still can't stop laughing, it's just too funny

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.


LOL also known as "Dangle berry"


Hehe

Very funny... although ofcourse, girls don't do poopie.
They're mythical, clean creatures.

good clean fun....er.....well almost!

Seen it before and its still sick

God that was hilarious

Shouldn't there be pictures together with the poopie list

omg ROFL! thats just so true and funny!!!!!!!

text version very funny , but unfortunitly there is a site out there that has pictures to match

the laugh poopie: this poopie hapens when you laugh so much that you crap yourself i just made one of these

Heres another one. The"Which way do I go Poopie?" Poopie is half way out and changes direction and goes back in.

There's also the "Big Poopie Puff" ! That's so big that even the elefant respect you !

The sick poopie : It's so green that you flush it with aspirin.

I had a drawing of the severals poopie !

There is one poopie we forgot.
the "Hazel nuts poopie"
oh wait in USA i guess you call it "corn poopie"
oh dam.. bye all im going to sleep...
..im blody talking about poopies
yeh ,yeh, i said it before...
...its your fault nxt2hvn,hahaha.lol