I’ll start this off with something incredibly stupid, which in turn is really really funny. Its for all you thrill seekers out there...

*FROM THE Darwin Awards website.*

Macho Men?
1996 Darwin Awards Winner
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," je swung at his own head and chopped it off.

"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."

This one is good too...
Kung Fu Lion
Historic Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed by Darwin
(Late 1989s, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!"

The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat.

He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers.

It's probably a good thing they died, hate to have their DNA mixed into the gene pool

i photoshopped these pictures when i was bored....
kill the badgers!
uh-oh!
even uh-oher!

i have a load more but i'll just leave you with these 4

I knew this thread would suck assssss! But its partially because it was moved from Off- Topic Discussion and into the less viewed and pretty much crappy Jokes, Puzzles and Humour section!!!

What were you expecting?

Now thats what i call hard as rock yes i did steal this from someone else on this site