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hussain
Suppose you are riding on your two-wheeler and you come across a bus-stop where you see three people - your best friend, a very old lady and a beautiful young girl waiting for the bus. You are able to offer a lift to only one person. Who would you help?
(The answer I expect should be a brilliant one and at the same time, humorous).
strichar
I would pick up my best friend. Icouldn't trust anyone else. ph34r.gif
Xenojjin
seeming how my best friend is a girl who would kill me if I picked some other random girl off the street just because she was cute rather then her , and the old lady ? huh.gif I would pick my best friend . tongue.gif
stillcrazy
The eldery woman. Cause she's my mom and would kill me if I put friendship or gal pal before her.
Buddy_Hongster
I would give my two wheeler to my best friend and ask him\her to give the old lady a lift, while i wait together with the beautiful girl for the bus...

Everybody gets what they want and I got to be with the girl.... grin2.gif

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Kellalor
Best friend.

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zygon
my best friend. cos the old lady is probably some undercover agent who is with the beautiful young girl waiting to arrest anyone that tries to pick her up!
SuperSarah
Best friend of course, ild probably give the old lady a heart attack with the road rage lol. And im a girl so wouldnt really care about the pretty face. rolleyes.gif
wunarmdscissor
I liked buddy's answer, the chick gets the lift sack giving yer mate a lift.

One thing tho would you expect a beautiful chick to 1 accept a lift from a stranger, 2 accept a lift on the back of a mountain bike 3 accept a lift of a strange 21 year old guy who is riding a bike in the first place? lol
hussain
QUOTE (Buddy_Hongster @ Mar 15 2004, 08:47 AM)
I would give my two wheeler to my best friend and ask him\her to give the old lady a lift, while i wait together with the beautiful girl for the bus...

Everybody gets what they want and I got to be with the girl.... grin2.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

You got it Buddy!!
Buddy_Hongster
Yaaa clap.gif
ambyglam
best friend!

its only logical!

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tendo
i have a girlfriend, so that rules out the pretty girl, the old lady, well, that bus is probably the only social contact she gets outside of nurses forcefeeding her geritol big gulps, and my best friend is my best friend, and is probly goin to the same party i am, so, im pickin up my best friend.
The Cheat
Best Friend


see, normally i would help the little old lady, but what old lady wants to ride a motorcycle, when she can take the nice safe bus? she wouldnt accept the ride anyway

being a chick myself (tho not a particularly hot one), i wouldnt care about the hot chick, but lets change it to a hot guy, just for fun. I still wouldn't pick him, cuz he'd prolly be all like ' well i have a harley, and its better than this piece of crap. whats a girl doin with a motorcycle anyway? are you sure you dont want me to drive... blah blah blah'...the hottest guys are always jerks. I would rather be with my best friend

so yeah i'd pick up Tendo, cuz we're goin to the same party. thumbsup.gif
Papillon
I would sell the bike to the highest bidder and then go pinch another one from where I got the last one from.
<bleeding_heart>
Ride past and wave to your best friend (I hope it's raining hard). That would be the funny thing to do.
Chupapoo 2.0
i would let the beutiful girl ride in front if you know what i mean wink2.gif wink2.gif and kick dust into the old lady and best friends eyes so they wouldn't see anything thumbsup.gif wink2.gif wink2.gif whistling2.gif whistling2.gif whistling2.gif whistling2.gif grin2.gif
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