A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million pound homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Darling, be careful when you drive. If we break a window on any of those gorgeous homes, it'll cost us a fortune to repair!"

Of course, the wife promptly shanked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your crap drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said "come on in." When they opened the door they say the damage that was done, glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

An old man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"

"Uh...yeah, Sir. We're really sorry about that", the husband replied.

"Oh no, no apology is necessary," the old man responded "Actually, I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I'm been trapped in that bottle for years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million pounds a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life."

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home, complete with servants, in every country in the world," the wife quickly spoke up.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Darling, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I don't have a problem with that. But what about you babe?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd so the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where the spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into the wife's eyes.

"How old are you and your husband?"

"We're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"You're joking!" the old man scoffed. "You're both 35 year old and you still believe in genies!?"

Yep, I saw that one coming. Good Joke

Good one.

Nice, very nice.

Luvvit!!

haha, i know sum genie jokes:

1:a man was walking the coast of california, and he stumbled upon an old lamp. it was dirty so he brushed it off, as he did so, a genie came out. the genie said he would grant the man any 3 wishes. the man thought, then said "i want to be financially secure...whenever i need money for something, ill have it." "done" said the genie. "for my second wish, i wish that i had my own herum of pretty girls, that had no argument when i told them to do what i wish" "done again" said the genie. "and for my last wish...ive always wanted to go to hawaii, but im afraid of flying, and boats terrify me, so could u make a bridge from california to hawaii?"
the genie replied "my magic isnt as strong as it used to be, im not entirely sure id be able to do that...any other requests?" "well, i have always wanted to understand women..." to which the genie said "how many lanes do u want on that bridge?"

2:a man walked into a bar, and the bartender kept staring at him. the man said "is there a problem?" and the bartender said "well, u have a really small head..." "o that" said the man, well, thats kind of a long story...u see, i was on this island, totally deserted....then i found a magic lamp, and the genie came out...she was TOTALLY gorgeous. she said she would grant me any 3 wishes i want, so first i wished for a bunch of money, and for a big boat and a crew, so i could get off the island with my money. then came time for the third wish. i said "it has been a really long time since i had sex...and u are so incredibly gorgeous...do u think u could..." "i am not permitted to have sex with my masters" and then i said "well then...how about a little head?"

good one

Good one.