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KayEl
Okay, I heard this on the Howard Stern show...

A woman attending her mother's funeral met this great guy, the greatest she's ever met. They connect on virtually every level. A week later, she killed her sister.

Now, why do she kill her sister?


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So do not look at the answer until you have answer the question!!!


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Okay, the reason why she killed her sister was that she was hoping that the guy will show up at the funeral.
If you got this correct, that means you think like a SERIAL KILLER!!!! w00t.gif w00t.gif
shirini
My i thought the theguy was her brother-in-law. huh.gif

Whatever happened to asking people out on dates! whistling2.gif
Buddy_Hongster
Oh my god!!!


I'm a serial killer.... ohmy.gif
KayEl
In that cae you better turn yourself in!
Are there bodies hidden somewhere that you know of?
Kellalor
Guess I"m not a serial killer. laugh.gif
Talon
I got it right... but only cause I've heard it before... first time around I was stumpted tongue.gif
fulltimekiller
aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i got it wrong im not a serial killer then my username shouldn't be fulltimekiller crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif
Seraphina
Actually, it means you think like a psychopath, not a serial killer tongue.gif Psychopaths are people that are unable to apply normal thought and emotion to situations involving other people; another study showed that, when shown pictures of people's faces during various emotions, they couldn't tell the difference.

To a psychopath, killing your sister to meet this guy again would not be any more out of sorts than trying to find his name in the phone book tongue.gif

So don't worry Fulltimekiller, you can still be a fulltimekiller, so long as you experience some kind of emotion afterwards tongue.gif Heck, you could still be a psychotic ph34r.gif
ambyglam
actually by getting it right it probably means that u read it the first time it was posted on here!

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Urielsfire
Ha! That's definitely the most amusing thing I've heard in a while.
zygon
ok, i'm a serial killer. my mate asked me that, and i got it straight away and i hadn't heard it before.
TurtleTeas
QUOTE (fulltimekiller @ Mar 18 2004, 10:05 AM)
aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i got it wrong im not a serial killer then my username shouldn't be fulltimekiller crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif

aww hun well you can still be a contract killer thye have totally different cognitive reasoning (c: good luck with the career change!
Nxt2Hvn
OH NO!!! I have the mind of a Serial Killer/Psychopath...... and I had never heard that before w00t.gif crying.gif

Actually .. I like to think I have the mind of Serical Killer/Psychopath Profiler working for the FBI..... Yeah.. that's it! thumbsup.gif That's why I came up with that answer...

Hey .. it's my story.. let me tell it like I want! tongue.gif
wunarmdscissor
Ha I already posted this before you Nxt2Hvn beat ya 2 it Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah NAh.

Ages ago lol tongue.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (wunarmdscissor @ Mar 23 2004, 06:34 PM)
Ha I already posted this before you Nxt2Hvn beat ya 2 it Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah NAh.

Ages ago lol tongue.gif

OH NO AGAIN!!!!! That's worse..... now I have the mind of wunarmdscissor!!!!! w00t.gif blink.gif


LMAO!!! laugh.gif Of course I am just joking with you! tongue.gif

wunarmdscissor
LOL ha ha
KayEl
QUOTE
ok, i'm a serial killer. my mate asked me that, and i got it straight away and i hadn't heard it before.


Hee hee, then your mate have better be VERY careful around you!!!!
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KayEl
QUOTE
Ha I already posted this before you Nxt2Hvn beat ya 2 it Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah NAh.

Ages ago lol 


Oh yeah, eat *#$@ and DIE!!! screama.gif
SuperSarah
oooo thats not very nice..... dontgetit.gif
I though she killed her sister because she was going out with the guy she meet at the funeral lol that says something doesnt it whistling2.gif
wunarmdscissor
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Oh yeah, eat *#$@ and DIE!!! 


Whats your problem ya tit?
Eh?
SuperSarah
yay ya back!!! w00t.gif
Well now your here......gang up time devil.gif
You eat *&$£!!!!!!!!!!
That was directed at KayEl
wunarmdscissor
LOL thanks RA
smallpackage
lol, Already heard it. tongue.gif
KayEl
QUOTE
Whats your problem ya tit?
Eh?


Ease off, big fella. It was all in good fun. scared.gif
KayEl
Oh I got your private message.
I love a man who talks dirty!!!! Grrrrr..... devil.gif
wunarmdscissor
LOL i can do that devil.gif
SuperSarah
not as good as me devil.gif laugh.gif
wunarmdscissor
IM sure i could surprise you wink2.gif
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