Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they
don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and
over.............. Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already
KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me
for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling,
for I am lord and master!"
Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever
really give me a cracker? NO!"
Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
Cat: "I wish he would stop kicking me down the stairs."
Dog: "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old,
but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it."
Cat: "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're
not going to answer to it."
Dog: "Why is the baby eating my food..."
Hamster: "Kill me, this wheel is boring."
Iguana: "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage
with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips.
Dog: "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to
stop."
Cat: "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours
off the balcony' test again."
