A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''? The man replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice
try.'' The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you think I am?'' The man replies, ''You're 37, right?'' The lady says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.'' After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.'' So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!'' The
lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?'' The old man replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''
Full Version: How old?
It's a woman in her 50's. She had a NDE and ask God : " Am I going to die" He replies : No you are going to live til 110 years".
When she wake up, she said : " well I'm going to live long enought so I'm going to have a facelift.
When she gets out of the hospital, she look like a 30 years old. Then she is hit by a car. When she arrived before God she said : Hey you said I have a long time to live ! God replies : Oh sh** ! I didn't recognize you !
When she wake up, she said : " well I'm going to live long enought so I'm going to have a facelift.
When she gets out of the hospital, she look like a 30 years old. Then she is hit by a car. When she arrived before God she said : Hey you said I have a long time to live ! God replies : Oh sh** ! I didn't recognize you !
Excellent joke <bleeding_heart> 
| QUOTE (Moonfairie @ Mar 19 2004, 10:37 AM) |
| It's a woman in her 50's. She had a NDE and ask God : " Am I going to die" He replies : No you are going to live til 110 years". When she wake up, she said : " well I'm going to live long enought so I'm going to have a facelift. When she gets out of the hospital, she look like a 30 years old. Then she is hit by a car. When she arrived before God she said : Hey you said I have a long time to live ! God replies : Oh sh** ! I didn't recognize you ! |
lol, since I read this one I was going to post that. I loved that one.
but ah, good joke B/h
Those dirty old men will get you everytime! LOL
great jokes!
loll
loll
hahaha
For a second i thought the old man was on to something
For a second i thought the old man was on to something
| QUOTE (Anirbas @ Mar 22 2004, 03:37 AM) |
| Those dirty old men will get you everytime! LOL |
heh, I cant wait until I'm old.
Lucky old bastard
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