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user posted imageIn the Bible, God tells Noah he has to build an ark and load a pair of every kind of animal before a great flood engulfs the world. It is widely regarded as a myth, but could it actually be true? The story of Noah and his ark is one which sticks in the minds of children and never gets forgotten. God warned Noah - the only good man left in a world full of corruption and violence - to prepare for a great flood. With his sons he built a great ark and the animals marched in two by two. By the time the rain started to fall, Noah was ready. The ark was a refuge until the waters went down, leaving Noah and his menagerie high and dry on Mount Ararat. There are many problems with the story. If the story is taken literally, it would have taken 35 years for Noah and his family to load two of every animal on earth. And a flood that engulfed the Earth would have left a signature for geologists - yet none has been found. But it is possible to build a much more credible version of the story based on a different reading of the Bible, on ancient Babylonian sources that predate the Book of Genesis, and on archaeology and science.

The traditional shape of Noah's Ark comes from the imaginations of 19th Century artists. It would have been about 450ft long, and experts say it would have broken apart. Even if such a feat of marine engineering had been possible, there are about 30 million species of animals in the world. For so many creatures, a fleet of enormous arks would have been needed. Geologists have also proved that there is not enough water in the world to cover all the continents, then or now.

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Kellalor
The ark would have actually been more of a barge.
Like this -

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doomgirl
It's all BS to me, sure there could have been some guy that really did build a boat and put animals on it during a flood, but there is no way that he could have done what the Bible tells us, no way, no how tongue.gif
Talon
Doomgirl speaks the truth, possibely the story is an exageration from a true event were some town was flooded and some guy made a raft for himself, son and dog. thumbsup.gif
dementrix
Don't forget; the world in those days was no larger than ten square kilometers for a person. Well-travelled people might have seen the town after the next town, which may have been fifty kilometers away. Stories were told by bards, who did travel and could make up anything. One-eyed monsters, multi-headed creatures, you name it.
There probably was a man who lived on the Black Sea coast (a lake at that time) who built a boat, a large boat and on it he gathered all the animals he owned and could catch. The flood was most likely the breaking of the Bosporus and the filling of what we now know as the Black Sea.
But isn't it a wonderful story? clap.gif
joc
Quote from story:
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If the story is taken literally, it would have taken 35 years for Noah and his family to load two of every animal on earth.


When faced with things we don't quite understand it is all but logical to try and tear
the fabric of the story apart. How will a future civilization thousands of years from now explain how we built mega-story buildings and millions of miles of paved concrete roads? All in ruins no doubt.
Althalus
The flood happened around the Dead Sea, around whixch there were settlements at the time before the flood, (at the end of the last ice age).

What probably happened is that people saw the ice sheets melt and join the lake that was there at the time (albeit smaller than it is now) And any survivors of the imense wall of water that came crashing down on them, would have possibly have seen other people from the other side of the lake in little boats ride the water in an attempt to get away, and this became exagerated down the years.
Venomshocker
Noah's Flood did happen, albeit differently than most people think it happened.The following passage is from The Book Of Enoch, who was forewarned about the flood. The passage is a dialogue between Enoch and the Angel Uriel about the coming flood.(From Chapter XXI, verse 3)

"There, too, I beheld seven stars of heaven bound in it together,like great montains,and like a blazing fire. I exclaimed, For what species of crime have they been bound,..."

Now think, what does 7 blazing firey mountains in the heavens seem like??? Quite possibly comets. In the book "Uriel's Machine, The Prehistoric technology that survived the Flood" the authors Christopher Knight & Robert Lomas detail an incident in 7640 B.C. where a 7 part comet indeed did hit the earth. Now majority of the earth is covered by water, and 7 comets all hitting oceans simutaneously would indeed have caused a MASSIVE worldwide flood. In chapter 3 & 4 of their book the authors detail an astonishong amount of geological evidence for just such a flood. Finally the flood story can be put to rest, and even be dated!!

The bible details that it rained and the fountains of the deep opened up. When the comets hit the oceans, massive amounts of water would have spewed into the air, and would have caused rain for days on end. It would also have caused massive Tsunami waves too FLOOD the land. That would explain the fountains of the deep opening up. And since Noah's Ark was quite a bit inland, the Ark would have rose slowly, instead of being broken apart had it been closer to shore.

Now for the dilemma of fitting all the animals on the Ark. It is quite feasible that, only baby animals would have come unto the ark. This would have allowed for much more room than if fully grown elephants and giraffes came on. And as we all know babys dont eat as much as fully grown animals do, allowing for even more free room. Also Id go as far as saying, that all animals that can lay eggs, could have come unto the ark, layed thier eggs and walked off, leaving behind a male and female egg, of all egg laying species, even further freeing up room on the ark. Personally I believe its quite feasible that an enormous amount of baby animals could have been saved.

I encourage people too go down too their local bookstore and read chapters 3 & 4 of the book Uriel's Machine, so they can fully grasp this new, and most substantiating theory of Noah's Flood.
bathory
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When faced with things we don't quite understand it is all but logical to try and tear the fabric of the story apart. How will a future civilization thousands of years from now explain how we built mega-story buildings and millions of miles of paved concrete roads? All in ruins no doubt.


i think they would find mega-story buildings more plausible than 10 million different species all stacked together in a boat for a year, destined to repopulate the world in only some 5000 years.
PsychicPenguin
Building the Colossus is physicaly possible (it is hard, but not impossible)

Building the Ark is also physicaly possible (yeah it is near impossible, but still ...)

Stacking all species of animals into the Ark is physicaly impossible... well I guess in God everything is possible.. so you religious folks should not worry about this at all wink2.gif
PrettyAndCorrupt
You guys forgot to mention all the other flood myths.

Yup. Other faiths some now dead and gone also had their flood myths. And most of these ancient religions thought them up long before Noah was conjured in anyones minds. There are Vedic flood myths, Aztec flood myths, Mayan flood myths and Sumerian flood myths. Im sure there are many others as well.

So could a flood have happened..seeings how it is apparent in all of these faiths? I guess so.
Was it Noah who carried the sh** out...I doubt it.
Cerberus817
ohmy.gif It would be amazing to see anyone fit a bunch of animals on a boat and make it out alive. But I don't think too many creatures could have exsisted back then. I mean look at the animal kingdom, everything resemlbes another creature, has the same atributes, whatever: My point is everything has evolved from something. The thousands of species of butterflies, wolfs to dogs, etc. What if all Noah needed were the primary animals, a basic horse, that later on, thousands of years later would evolve to the modern day Clydesdale or Mustang and so on. We are still discovering an average of 400 new species a day, and that's with this crappy technology. We would, however, be in real big trouble if God decided he wanted to flood the Earth again, we'd have to start all over. But don't worry, the rainbow is the symol he gave us to promise he wouldn't ever again. Oh merciful God....

I think God and evolution both exist is unison, but we're too cocky to realize the answers are right in front of us.
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (doomgirl @ Mar 20 2004, 08:59 AM)
It's all BS to me, sure there could have been some guy that really did build a boat and put animals on it during a flood, but there is no way that he could have done what the Bible tells us, no way, no how  tongue.gif



That is complete true and MOST likely the fact of the matter. It is impossible for one man to firstly get every animal on the earth onto on boat; secondly how did he get the wood and resources to build the boat; thirdly where did he find and the food and water for all these animals; forthly how did he manage all the animals, and keep them from jumping off the boat, or if they were underneath how did he keep them from killing eachother, how did he build hundreds is not thousands of cages ranging for birds to elephants to giraffs; fifthly how did he manage the controlling of the boat i.e. the steering, the sails, the lookout...etc...AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON...
PsychicPenguin
God did it! wink2.gif
Diebytheflyguy
..UH, no I dont think so. And IF he did what was his use for Noah. And why was Noah chosen instead of any priests or religious people. And did Noahs wife join him, cause if not then its obvious that the world would end unless GOD would allow him to make human babies by having sex with animals!
Venomshocker
Evolution so far is impossible. Not a single person has been able to prove speciation, ever. For more info on the scientific impossibility of evoloution, check out http://www.alternativescience.com/darwinism.htm.

There was a massive worldwide flood at 7640 BC, and massive extinctions, somehow the animals we have now, would have had too survive that. Noah's flood story as told in the bible is the best most viable account we have of that.
PsychicPenguin
QUOTE (Diebytheflyguy @ Mar 25 2004, 03:49 AM)
..UH, no I dont think so. And IF he did what was his use for Noah. And why was Noah chosen instead of any priests or religious people.

God did it wink2.gif

And He works in mysterious ways grin2.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Diebytheflyguy
PsychicPenguin,
The fact that all you can say in your answer if that God did it proves nothing. Because God is not real - he his a myth- until we can fully and undoubtedly prove he exists, thats not the answer you should use.

Venomshocker,
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Evolution so far is impossible. Not a single person has been able to prove speciation, ever. For more info on the scientific impossibility of evoloution, check out

This statment -to me- does ot make any sense. How can you say evolution is impossible when there is more proof of evolution than creationism (God) There is absolutly no evidence of a God existing but in the bible. And besides this, the fact that there are so many religions out there is proof enough that God is only used for spiritual use and comfort. He cannot and will never be proven to exist. Scientest have the idea of use evolving from primates (who are terribly close to humans) What do relgions have? A book. A book which proves nothing and is very likley to either be made falsly by the church because of many reasons (im not getting into it now) and the bible just like any fiction book today could be written AS FICTION. Who knows maybe one of our fictious novels today will be worshiped in the future.

joc
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..UH, no I dont think so. And IF he did what was his use for Noah. And why was Noah chosen instead of any priests or religious people. And did Noahs wife join him, cause if not then its obvious that the world would end unless GOD would allow him to make human babies by having sex with animals!


Perhaps at least a once over quickly would give you a little insight into the whole Noahic affair. God was 'grieved' that He had even created man because man's thoughts were only wickedness continually....with the exception of Noah, who God found to be righteous among men. That is why He chose Noah. If you want to feel free to read the entire text of Genisis. It is fascinating! Really! thumbsup.gif
stillcrazy
Time to bible thump.


Gen 7:2 You shall take seven pairs of every clean animal with you, the male and his female. Of the animals that are not clean, take two, the male and his female.

Gen 7:7 Noah went into the ark with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives, because of the waters of the flood.

Gen 7:3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

Now, it seems that if you believe in the bible it gives the answer to your questions in a simple manner.

If you don't believe that's your right, but why do you have to say it's a lie. Can you prove it's a lie?

Believing in God, and in my case the bible and Christ, is not because I need these things to be moral or just.
I would rather like to think that there is a God, whether it is my God or another God or Gods, than to think that we humans were only either created or evolved to destroy and kill. It seems to me that if there isn't a God, then there is no purpose to humans being here on earth as we only take and very rarely give back to this planet we all share. Enough said.
Venomshocker
Diebytheflyguy
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[How can you say evolution is impossible when there is more proof of evolution than creationism (God)]


There is definately more evidence for creationism than evoloution. Check out my response on http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...showtopic=13940

Another thing, keep creationism and God as two seperate subjects. Creationism implies God, but another option is, aliens could have evolved on anohter planet and created animals on this planet, yet those aliens are not God. Therefore creationism is different than God.
PsychicPenguin
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The fact that all you can say in your answer if that God did it proves nothing. Because God is not real - he his a myth- until we can fully and undoubtedly prove he exists, thats not the answer you should use.


God did it proves that the event, although physicaly impossible, could have actually happened.

God is not a myth!! It is mentioned in the bible!! laugh.gif <-- hint: this emoticons mean that I'm joking.
Diebytheflyguy
Four questions –of many- I can think of right now… anyone, feel free to try and answer these from a religious point of view (PsychicPenguin, Joc, Venomshocker)

1) If evolution does not exist, and your God created everything on earth and made humans as we are then why do we seem to be evolving? One way, as mentioned before in many threads is the fact that our jaws are getting smaller as the years go on. This process is slow, and has only made humans loose their wisdom teeth, in order for their mouths to have more room. This would me that at one time all our teeth would fit into our mouths with no problem, and plenty room. Our brain has certainly evolved. We are now much more intellectual because of evolution. However if evolution were not true, then we would be the same mindless cavemen. Our features have also evolved/changed, and more specifically our skulls have gotten more defined and less large as they were before.

2) “Approximately 1.7 million species have so far been identified and scientifically described, but this represents only a fraction of life on Earth. The United Nations' 1995 Global Biodiversity Assessment estimated the total number of species at 14 million, although other estimates range from 5 million to more than 100 million!”

“Microorganisms and insects are thought to comprise the largest numbers of species. Insects alone are estimated to account for between 2 and 100 million species, with a working estimate within the scientific community of 8 million. Of the 100 species of animals described to date, approximately 750,000 are insects.”

From the Kind Planet Enviornmental Info website

Ok so from the totals, minus the marine life and we still have a s**t load of animals, insects, and plant life to account for… So with the flood covering all earth this would mean Noah would have to collect sample of almost every plant life on land, because I' m sure a large flood would have wiped them out. THEN he would have to be careful not to miss the 2 and 100 million species of insects! Then after collecting all the 250,000 species of animals -NOT MENTIONING THE THEN UNKNOWN- Noah would be able to set off in his impossibly -larger than an ocean liner- ship.

3) Where do Dinosaurs fit into the bible?
It is a proven fact that dinosaurs once existed. Scientists have found ACTUAL proof (bones) from these creatures. They have also proved that Dinosaurs existed 65 million years ago.

At the time of Dinosaurs, there were no humans around. So… if God created all life on earth in 7 days, are you then saying that humans and dinosaurs lived together in the world? Before you answer think of this: Even if they DID live together, we wouldn’t be living today. A natural disaster (comet, asteroid…or whatever cause it) wiped all the Dinosaurs out, and this would include us IF we lived at the time of the Dinosaurs (which them makes my statement of the world in seven days is not true; right) BUT before you say a flood killed the Dinosaurs, and that we were saved on the ship, then think of what Noah impossibly collected around the planet… He collected “Gen 7:2 You shall take seven pairs of every clean animal with you, the male and his female. Of the animals that are not clean, take two, the male and his female.” (thanks stillcrazy) This would mean that Noah would also include Dinosaurs to find refuge on his on water zoo. Now tell me, how would a Dinosaur fit onto the boat, and forget about the social interaction with the other animals!

4) How can you prove that just because a flood occurred, God created it?

So what if a flood occurred during the “time of Noah.” We see today natural disasters that occur (Volcanoes, Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Earthquakes, FLOODS) And so what is a flood happened worldwide; this could have easily been caused by ANYTHING. A small asteroid could have sent a flood wave, and icecap could have melted, rising the water level, a tsunami or tidal wave, or even a tide could have came in, and scared the crap out of the misinformed people at that time. Anything “weird,” that occurred back then could be seen as an act from God.
PsychicPenguin
1. No, our jaws don't get smaller. There is no proof for this! Yay!
Wisdom teeth? God made them!

2. In God everything is possible laugh.gif tongue.gif

3. There were no dinosaurs. Fossils? Uhm.. God created them.. but they are not the remains of dinosaurs. Satan made you think so grin2.gif

4. God created everything. Every single flood, earthqake, hurricanes, and other natural disasters... God created them! Uh well.. but God is love!!! laugh.gif

Note: atheists out there, I'm just joking.
Venomshocker
Yes humans are evolving physically, and so are animals. Theres no reason why they shouldnt.Sometimes were taller,sometimes shorter, some of this depends on nutrition,and the enviroment. The human body is pretty amazing at adapting itself to different enviroments.

Humans(Homo sapiens) have always been just as intelligent. We are definately not becoming more intelligent with time. Humans have always been just as intelligent. The pyramids of Giza, the 1200 ton stones at Baalbek, the electric batteries deiscovered in Baghdad that were in use 2 thousand years ago. These were technologically advanced civilizations. Capabale of a high quality high society life.

God didnt create animals in 7, 24hour days, he took his time, and took millions of years.Refer too the bottom of http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...showtopic=13940 for more info on that.

That also explains dinosaurs as well.

For info on how the flood happened, read the post, I put at the very beginning of this thread.
Magikman
PP,

If you have nothing more substantial than sarcastic, belittling remarks to add to the discussion, you'd be well advised to refrain from making further comments.

Magikman
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (PsychicPenguin @ Mar 30 2004, 09:30 PM)
2. In God everything is possible laugh.gif tongue.gif

3. There were no dinosaurs. Fossils? Uhm.. God created them.. but they are not the remains of dinosaurs. Satan made you think so grin2.gif

4. God created everything. Every single flood, earthqake, hurricanes, and other natural disasters... God created them! Uh well.. but God is love!!! laugh.gif

Note: atheists out there, I'm just joking.

Wow, your solution is God did it? God just does it. You have no other answeres except for God does everything... Seems as though you cannot answer my questions because you know im right... So your trying to answer comes out like God can do anything so it just is... the facts about the Dinosaurs just completly trample the bibles statments... come on give us something better than that... I for one a getting sick of the same answers over and over that you provide.
Diebytheflyguy
Hahahahahahahaha... PsychicPenguin, PsychicPenguin,PsychicPenguin...after searching around my old topics I found something very funny to read... Seems as though you like to contradict yourself...

Posted on Feb 27 2004, 06:00 PM
PsychicPenguin

"quickly replied before thread is closed

God.. No
Jesus... yes"

Hahahaha... this was actually taken from my God thread... I did not change it, I just coplied and pasted the important stuff.

Why the sudden change... Its either you had a episode with god (maybe you lost some money to him in a card game, and the only way to pay him back would be to believe in him) OR you were just trying to get me going with your repeated non-answers:
" In God everything is possible "
"God created them.. "
"God created everything."
"God created them! Uh well.. but God is love!!! "

I really find it funny... Unlike my dinosaur question, can you explain what happened here?
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (Venomshocker @ Mar 30 2004, 09:37 PM)
God didnt create animals in 7, 24hour days, he took his time, and took millions of years.Refer too the bottom of http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...showtopic=13940 for more info on that.

That also explains dinosaurs as well.

For info on how the flood happened, read the post, I put at the very beginning of this thread.

I know the earth wasent created in seven days cause I dont believe in god... wait is this statment referring to me or someone else...
Venomshocker
Hey, Diebytheflyguy, why dont you believe in a God?
And how do you explain where the Big Bang came from?
Diebytheflyguy
How do you explain where God came from?
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (Venomshocker @ Mar 31 2004, 12:44 AM)
Hey, Diebytheflyguy, why dont you believe in a God?


I dont have to answer that question...

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And how do you explain where the Big Bang came from?


Science my friend/enemy... What do you think Chemisty, Biology, Physics...etc... is for...
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (joc @ Mar 30 2004, 01:44 AM)
Perhaps at least a once over quickly would give you a little insight into the whole Noahic affair. God was 'grieved' that He had even created man because man's thoughts were only wickedness continually....with the exception of Noah, who God found to be righteous among men. That is why He chose Noah. If you want to feel free to read the entire text of Genisis. It is fascinating! Really! thumbsup.gif

Thanks for the clarification... I have the basic idea of the so called "Noahs Ark." However I will not, and do not feel like wasting my time reading the bible.
Venomshocker
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I dont have to answer that question...

Diebytheflyguy, you seriously avoid some fundamenatal questions about life. You criticize people without coming up with a plausible answer of your own. Whats the purpose in that? I think you dont even really know what you believe or who you really are. And to avoid it all you sit back and smoke some weed. Well guess what, theres more to life than that and mayby youll relize that one day.
stillcrazy
QUOTE (Venomshocker @ Mar 30 2004, 10:30 PM)
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I dont have to answer that question...

Diebytheflyguy, you seriously avoid some fundamenatal questions about life. You criticize people without coming up with a plausible answer of your own. Whats the purpose in that? I think you dont even really know what you believe or who you really are. And to avoid it all you sit back and smoke some weed. Well guess what, theres more to life than that and mayby youll relize that one day.

Amen... er ah well said good statement.

I don't mind people questioning my beliefs, I do mind being slammed because of my beliefs. But then youth seem to have the "knowledge" without the wisdom.
PsychicPenguin
QUOTE (Magikman @ Mar 31 2004, 02:09 AM)
If you have nothing more substantial than sarcastic, belittling remarks to add to the discussion, you'd be well advised to refrain from making further comments.

But apparently not everybody got that ... even after your post ... blink.gif

Anyway.. it was not just sarcasm. How can somebody refute "God did it!" ? It is indeed an answer for everything. thumbsup.gif
Venomshocker
I have never used the answer "God did it!".Personally I believe thats a cheap cop out, and there should be valid reasons behind things.
Haha, I went to this church and the pastor held an entire sermon on the 4 most dangerous words youll ever hear. " God told me so."
Those are very dangerous statments too make, and people that make those kind of statements cannot be reasoned with.Yes I believe God talks to people, but God never Gossips.

I believe there is purpose in life and nothing happens by coincidence. There is a reason for everything, but sometimes we cant see it. Going around and saying "God did it" or "God told me so" is almost like taking on the role of God himself. And no human should ever use that to try and verify something scientific, unless its passed through the utmost scrutiny.
stillcrazy
QUOTE (Venomshocker @ Mar 30 2004, 11:16 PM)
I have never used the answer "God did it!".Personally I believe thats a cheap cop out, and there should be valid reasons behind things.
Haha, I went to this church and the pastor held an entire sermon on the 4 most dangerous words youll ever hear. " God told me so."
Those are very dangerous statments too make, and people that make those kind of statements cannot be reasoned with.Yes I believe God talks to people, but God never Gossips.

I believe there is purpose in life and nothing happens by coincidence. There is a reason for everything, but sometimes we cant see it. Going around and saying "God did it" or "God told me so" is almost like taking on the role of God himself. And no human should ever use that to try and verify something scientific, unless its passed through the utmost scrutiny.

Very well stated. It is difficult to explain beliefs to some, Hard to explain how you feel about your beliefs to others. Impossible to explain to those who will not allow your point of view.

Peace.
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (Venomshocker @ Mar 31 2004, 02:30 AM)
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I dont have to answer that question...

Diebytheflyguy, you seriously avoid some fundamenatal questions about life. You criticize people without coming up with a plausible answer of your own. Whats the purpose in that? I think you dont even really know what you believe or who you really are. And to avoid it all you sit back and smoke some weed. Well guess what, theres more to life than that and mayby youll relize that one day.

I know what I believe and I am not avoiding anything... your question is a personaly one that has NOTHING to do with what this thread is about... This was made do discuss Noahs Ark and God, no to ask personal questions about why I dont believe in God. Why would you even ask that question anyways... The only reason I stated I did not believe in God was to show that because I dont, thats my reasoning for my questions and answers... Dont assume that just because I dont feel it necessary to answer your personal off topic question, it dosent mean I dont know what I want, what I believe or if I am coming or going...

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And to avoid it all you sit back and smoke some weed.


No not at all... just because Ive stated before that I smoke it dosent give you the right to say I need or use it to avoid it all... Why do you keep answering any questions by stating personal facts or questions about me... back off, it has nothing to do with this thread... and my whole life isnt smoking weed... I goto school, I work, and I have fun... It seems to me that it is useless to live life nothing trying or doing anything... whats the matter what what I do, are you jealous, or have you just not experienced anything and feel that you have to tap into my personal life... so to state it again, I will not answer your personal questions unless its in a thread where I want to and especially where it is useful to.

So what does that satisfy your curiosity...

Anyways BACK TO THE TOPIC... can anyone give me reasonable answers to my questions on the previous page... I am curious to see what people have to say about it...
Venomshocker
my Apologies Diebythefly guy. It was wrong for me too assume you smoke weed to avoid things. If you want, im still interested in hearing why you dont believe in a God. Feel free to answer that in any thread you choose. And Im glad your living life to the fullest. My apologies again.
saidanddone
his wife was with him....wasnt she?
...............
...........oh no! we're ALL one big, stupid, continously incestous family! <Insert psycho shower music here> blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif dontgetit.gif dontgetit.gif dontgetit.gif crying.gif crying.gif dontgetit.gif
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (saidanddone @ Apr 3 2004, 03:55 AM)
his wife was with him....wasnt she?
...............
...........oh no! we're ALL one big, stupid, continously incestous family! <Insert psycho shower music here> blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif dontgetit.gif dontgetit.gif dontgetit.gif crying.gif crying.gif dontgetit.gif

I really dont believe in the whole Noahs Ark story... This along with the bible just dosent match up with other things in history... And yes if it did happen this would mean that his wife would have to be with him... And this also means that we were an "incest family," to begin with since Adam and Eve were apparently the first people on earth... Correct me if im wrong, but isnt having sex with a family member a sin?
AbductingU
QUOTE (Diebytheflyguy @ Mar 30 2004, 09:57 PM)
Hahahahahahahaha... PsychicPenguin, PsychicPenguin,PsychicPenguin...after searching around my old topics I found something very funny to read... Seems as though you like to contradict yourself...

Posted on Feb 27 2004, 06:00 PM
PsychicPenguin

"quickly replied before thread is closed

God.. No
Jesus... yes"

Hahahaha... this was actually taken from my God thread... I did not change it, I just coplied and pasted the important stuff.

Why the sudden change... Its either you had a episode with god (maybe you lost some money to him in a card game, and the only way to pay him back would be to believe in him) OR you were just trying to get me going with your repeated non-answers:
" In God everything is possible  "
"God created them.. "
"God created everything."
"God created them! Uh well.. but God is love!!! "

I really find it funny... Unlike my dinosaur question, can you explain what happened here?



w00t.gif NOW THIS IS PROOF PEOPLE!!
djdodo
QUOTE (Diebytheflyguy @ Mar 25 2004, 06:49 AM)
..UH, no I dont think so. And IF he did what was his use for Noah. And why was Noah chosen instead of any priests or religious people. And did Noahs wife join him, cause if not then its obvious that the world would end unless GOD would allow him to make human babies by having sex with animals!

His was was an unbliever of God .. so she was not with him in the ark .. but he took all the believers of God with him on the Ark .. and women were included .. (don't worry) He did not have Sex with animals wink2.gif
and Noah was chosen cause he was the Prophet of that time original.gif
PsychicPenguin
QUOTE (Diebytheflyguy @ Mar 31 2004, 02:57 AM)
Hahahahahahahaha... PsychicPenguin, PsychicPenguin,PsychicPenguin...after searching around my old topics I found something very funny to read... Seems as though you like to contradict yourself...

I really find it funny... Unlike my dinosaur question, can you explain what happened here?

Yes... God did it rolleyes.gif
AbductingU
It all begins with one word people!!


FAITH
tat2 netty
grin2.gif No sorry, I think Noah mind have build a little boot.To go on holiday with his pets and wives.When he came back, he told everyone down the pub,that he'd build an ark.Simple, w00t.gif thats how the whole Noah's Ark thing started.
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (AbductingU @ Apr 7 2004, 05:12 PM)
It all begins with one word people!!


FAITH

So the anwser to Did Noah Really Build an Ark ? is Faith... Not yes, not no but faith...
Teacher - "So Johnny, what did you get for question three..."
Johnny - "FAITH"
Teacher - "So for 12 x 12, your answer is faith?"
Diebytheflyguy
QUOTE (PsychicPenguin @ Apr 7 2004, 11:32 AM)
Yes... God did it rolleyes.gif

Hahahaha... ok...

So God also created "evil" on earth then... Firstly since he has a plan for everyone its his own fault that people turn "evil" and murder, rape, assult, steal, lie and basically commit "sin." Secondly he never forgave Satan (because he was an angel before casted away into eventually hell) and since this happened, God created another "evil"... Also if he is ever forgiving, and himself and Jesus taught forgivness, then why did they never really forgive Satan (forget his name while he was an angel), he never forgives the people who go to hell... (This is only being said as if God actually exists)

So for all the "evil" on earth we can blame God cause he did it... thumbsup.gif

EDIT:*Evil and sin are in quotations because I dont really know what evil is*
STIX
I believe that it could have happened, but the story in the bible is just exagerated, mabye there was an island that sunk or something and some guy packed his wife and 40 animals onto his barge and sailed away, then obviously the person who was writing the bible saw or heard of this and *Lightbulb* hes got one hell of a miracle.
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