the dear dierdrey post gave me an idea...

post in any problems u may have (keep it clean(ish) folks) and ill do my best to answer you in my own witty and amusing way!

i had some practice in the 'whats you hair like post'!

Dear Amby,

I have shoulder length blonde hair and I was thinking of having extensions added to my hair. I would like to have some strawberry blonde streaked extensions added also... what is your opinion on this?

Thanks,
Wanting longer hair!

Sad but true.
Dear Amby
I am to good looking,but to poor.
what do i do,hehe
i can find em,but i cant keep em,im scared if i start to like money i will get ugly,hehe
please help.

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Didn't Phantom already do this about 2 weeks ago or something?

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Dear Mr Glam

I need to make myself more glam.

What are your top glam tips?





dAz (did it)

Thanks !

You are indeed the Glam Master.

Dear Glam ,
I have been worried about the security in my street for some time , could you recomend any hi tech survelance techniques ..

Hi amby,

My problem is that I'm such a good driver that it attracts to much attention, just the other day two police officers stopped me to show me a video they had taken of my excallent driving. They spent 30 whole minutes asking me to explain how I do my trademark wheelspins and handbrake turns then they even gave me a ticket to what I believe was to the policemans ball. This is also a problem with pedestrians who feel the need to wave their fists at me in gratitude at some of my manuevers and shout words of praise. Please tell me how I can avoid this!

Dear Amby,

I don’t know what to do. I have to turn in work, and if I do it the way I like it, it’s more fun and it goes by faster. However, I will get criticized and may not be given as much credit because I’m a bit different, my style is a little different, and sometimes I have a hard time understanding directions. Or I could do it the more traditional way and get a little bit more credit, but then it will be harder and take longer to do. What should I do??

Dear Amby,

I have 2, 5' x 4' oil paintings of Stevie Ray Vaughan that I want to sell. I would like to have them scanned and sell prints but first I have to gain permission. Estimated costs of gaining permission $1200. Estimated cost of scanning paintings $800. I intend on selling the paintings for $1500 each. Do you think I would be able to sell enough prints to overcome the cost of producing them? What should I do?

joc

Dear Amby,I have two problems but it only needs one answer.I have a slight BIG problem up top(big breasts)that gives me back ache,any suggestions how to cure the pain?
Cheers Freddy xx

dear amby,
WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS IS 'GLAM'?!?!
every one says, 'i want to be more glam' or 'thats glam' or 'pink is glam' but what IS glam?

sincerely,
confused over 'glam'

Dearest glam ,
Due to a recent thread I have started hearing voices . I am currently experiencing a run of Jack from 'Will and Grace ' . How do I stop this ? Do I want to stop this ? please help ....

yours trully ,
hoplessly non-glam


P.S. would think a free glam makeover for the weeks best poster would be a great addition to your thread amby

Oh sorry, I must have screwed up the system. I will retreat from your beautiful thread.

And take my wonderful post with me. As well as your last one, later.

if you hear voices Mentalcase its a sign of the glam world that you are not glam enough hahahahah

Dear Amby,

I recently met a old friend down my local pub who informed me that he had a terminal illness, his wife had left him, his father was a cross dresser who insisted that he came to his Rugby Matches, his Grandmother had fallen off the roof whilst weather pointing the chimney and had multiple fractures and his once thriving Paper-clip Company had gone into liquidation.

My reaction was one of total amusement and I laughed garrulously; so much so that I tumbled off my bar stool, cracking one of my ribs.
Unbelievably in all the time I had off recuperating from this painful and very uncomfortable accident, my so called friend did not so much as pick up the phone to see how I was.

It just goes to show who your friends are and I am damned if I will make the first move. Does he think he is the only person with problems. I would be inclined to let him stew in his own juices but the problem is I do not have any other friends.

Help!

Dear Amby....

9 months ago i moved out from my parents house at the ripe old age of 19. I am now 20 and my parents want me to move back until i turn 21 (which is in November). They claim that my life has taken a downturn since i moved out because i have less money saved and less money to spend (which i do not mind). I am supposed to move from an apartment to a house with my best friend, how do i tell my parents i am paying my bestfriend to live in his house rather than live at theirs for free?

Sincerely,

Wanting Independance

thats an interesting solution to the matter mud....still waiting for Amby to reply as well

well, while were all waiting for his majesty ambyglam, i hav e a question:

dear amby,

have you ever wondered what happens when you put rubbing alchahol on a cats nose? well, one dya i tried it. the said cat was on my pillow which i hate, because she is an excellent mouser, and has terrible breath, and stinks my pillow all up with the smell of dead mice. one day i saw this, and was really mad, and i just happend to have a bottol of rubbing alchahol in my hand because i was cleaning off a spot i had to give myself a shot. so i put a drop of it on the cats nose. at first she just looked at me, but then after a bit she started to look like there was a mosquito biting her nose. she then started to shake her head around, as if she was strying to get it off. then she jumped up, flew off my bed, and ran out the house, where she proceeded to rub her nose in grass for tne minutes. i am by no means mean or creul to my animals, but i also like to experiment.