"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin.
>
> Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a
> friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million
> dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you
>ready?"
>
> Pam: "Yes."
>
> Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is
it
> A) robin,
sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush.">
> Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
>
> Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?"
>
> Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from "Who Wants to be a
> Millionaire". I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to
answer
> the one million dollar question.
>
> Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own
nest?
> Is it A) robin,
sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush.">
> Carol: "Oh goodness, Pam. That's simple. It's a cuckoo."
>
> Pam: "Are you sure?"
>
> Carol: "I'm sure."
>
> Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for
the
> million?" Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."
>
> Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
>
> Pam: "Yes."
>
> Regis: "Are you confident?"
>
> Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
>
> Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right! Congratulations, you
have
> just won one million dollars!"
>
> To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on
>the
> town. As they're sipping coffee, Pam looks at Carol and asks her,
> "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build
> its own nest?"
>
> "That's easy, everybody knows they live in clocks."
